Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London bridge is falling down, and was

rebuilt in Arizona."

Wait, Arizona?

THIS Arizona?

Yup!

Here it is in Lake Havasu City, near artificial Lake Havasu in the middle of the Arizona desert.

London, I think this merits some explanation.

I mean, in the early 1800s, when the already 600-year-old London bridge - that's the one

that had all of the houses and shops on it - was on its last legs, it made sense to replace

it with the less-awesome but brand spanking new "New London Bridge."

But by the 1960s, this new bridge was barely even 130 years old and already needed to be

replaced because it was sinking into the river Thames.

Was the City of London really so short on cash that it a) couldn't afford to fix it

and b) needed to sell the old bridge to fund a new, even more boring one?

Apparently so.

Also apparently, when American chainsaw tycoon Robert McCulloch actually offered to buy the

bridge, he though he was bidding on Tower Bridge (which, while it's often confused with

London Bridge by ignorant Americans like me, you'd think you'd do your research if you

were spending two and a half million dollars and buying a bridge).

And maybe McCulloch did do his research after all, because the Council member from the City

of London who was responsible for the sale of the bridge claimed that McCulloch knew

all along which bridge he was buying.

But, really, who would admit otherwise?

Anonymous sources from within the City of London still hint that "the silly American

really thought he was buying Tower Bridge."

But whether McCulloch got a bridge he wanted or a bridge he didn't but was too ashamed

to take back for a refund, he brought London Bridge to the town he had founded in Arizona

so he could have workers for his chainsaw factories, put it back together as a facade

built on land over a concrete frame… and then dug a channel under it and filled it

with water.

And now the New Old New London Bridge lives out the rest of its days as an artificial

bridge in an artificial town on an artificial lake.

Oh yeah, and it's the third-biggest tourist attraction in the State of Arizona.