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♪♪

-♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight ♪

♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right ♪

♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair ♪

♪ And I wonder how I'll get down the stairs ♪

♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪

♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪

♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪

♪ And I'm wondering what it is I should do ♪

♪ It's so hard to keep a smile on my face ♪

♪ Losing control, I'm all over the place ♪

♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪

♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪

♪ Well, you started out with nothing ♪

♪ And you're proud that you're a self-made man ♪

♪♪

♪ And your friends they all come crawling ♪

♪ Slap you on the back and say ♪

♪ Please ♪ ♪♪

♪ Please ♪

♪♪

♪ Well, I'm trying to make some sense of it all ♪

♪ But I can see it makes no sense at all ♪

♪ Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor ♪

♪ No, don't think I can take anymore ♪

♪ There are clowns to the left of me ♪

♪ Jokers to the right Here I am ♪

♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪

♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪

♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm ♪

♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪

[ Song ends ]

[ Applause ]