My name is Jackson, the guy.

And welcome back to half life optics.

We just decimated some dudes here.

Uh, first try, of course.

Uh, never doubted myself for a single second.

Maybe I have to go that way, But I am looking for crazy ing, as I always do.

Look at that big bubble butt of a balls up there.

All right?

I'm ahead in that way.

Who, uh, nice.

Just call me the teleporting jumpy man, because that's what I am.

Oh, yes.

Detergent.

Hell, yeah.

Tied part challenge, huh?

Remember when people were idiots?

People are still idiots by licking toilet seats during a Corona virus.

Yeah, People are fucking morons.

Don't be a moron.

Thank you for listening to me talk.

Okay, Um, more resin.

Nice.

Sorry.

Or your open on it.

I was in here.

Oh, I have to do a thing.

Yes.

Wait, Where's power coming from?

Hold on.

Just a Jimbo Jones.

Okay.

Where is this power go to?

Okay, you go back in.

Open this somehow.

Oh, 00 that makes a lot more sense.

I didn't realize you could interact with this thing.

Um yeah.

God.

Okay, let's not do that.

Jesus, Alex.

What?

You're trying to get yourself killed.

Sometimes I wonder powers that I don't need that power.

So we need that power to go there.

No, I'm not, either.

Just that I thought of this mess for not all right.

I want to see what I can operate on my new gun.

Um Oh, yeah.

Another one.

Um, which way are you turning until you burn?

Nice.

Um, let's like this one in.

I want to see what I can get for this.

May be an iron sight or Ah, laser sight or something like that.

So disappointed about my cha kun grenades reflex.

I laser sight any 25 extended magazine.

I might wait for the laser sight reflex.

Sights are cool looking, though.

I barely ever use this one anymore, though, ever since getting the laser sight.

Um, yeah, well, we'll hold on to that for a while.

Um, I guess Come here.

I guess I could take you and put you in there.

All right.

That's about it.

Wait.

I thought I was going somewhere through here.

No way.

I could have just jumped the fence up here.

Good night.

Probably.

Earth surrenders stay calm indoors.

Advise experts literally.

Right now.

Right now in the world in 2020 in March.

Stay calm.

Stay indoors.

So isolate.

Wash your fucking hands.

All right?

Yeah.

Nice.

It never fails to impress me The extent of which a video game will go.

Our guy's gonna show up here and shoot me.

I'm ready.

I knew it.

I knew I could smell them.

What's in here, though?

I'm a heightened the high voltage.

So if you shoot me, you sure everything.

Oh, shit.

That was awesome.

You're so like I fuck Fuck, yeah.

Same Honestly, our crowded down here, com channels going crazy.

We took out that substation.

They know we're after the vault now, whatever they really, really don't want.

Oh, well, that's the spirit from your field.

Well, bitch, I'm gonna die.

Uh huh.

Well, I think that that get you Are you dead?

No, I feel like that was kind of cheating.

I feel like we weren't on fairground.

Ah, shit.

And what am I Damn.

Okay, well, that went hard, honey.

Oh, anything else?

I think that's their bios.

Yes.

This is what I wanted.

I always forget which button it is.

toe.

Push it.

Uh, let me move this.

There we go.

Had the lenses inside this pushing right against me.

My eyes.

All right.

Nothing else.

All right.

Thanks, but no.

Are six in my head.

More help would be appreciated because I heard I think it was actually out of Chaka Nemo.

So t shows left.

You know, I'm out of shells.

You did say you had two left, and then I put two in, and then you said you had none left.

So that's how math works.

Tune in next week, or we'll teach you all about stealing.

That's one reason.

Look, thanks.

And I turned this off.

I wonder, is that my plan of action right now?

Home, hand through It didn't do anything to me, so I don't know why this is even a barricade.

It's so cool.

God, even the dose rustling up in front of my face.

I was holding my breath in real life because I thought I was gonna breathe it in.

Now you might say machine that just makes you a dumb ass.

But I say yes.

But also that v r is crazy, uh, bats a fucking bad.

Can I just use this to trigger it.

The fuck How did you get hit by that anyway?

It was all the way downstairs.

Come on, Alex.

Taking shrapnel to the face.

Take it like a champ.

That's what I want.

Uh, yes.

Okay.

Cool.

Where some of the resident that you picked up was, like more than one.

So that each reds and Watson just one piece that you could find different size chunks of residence.

So some of them are, like 10.

Raising some of them or if I just anything to kind of very adult this moment?

No.

Yes.

I will put you in instead of that.

Actually, I'll use put you in there.

Full health again.

Goody goody gumdrops.

I feel like a new man.

Then we set off another bomb of here.

I think two of them exploded.

Yes, sir.

Home.

Okay, get something for you.

Look, don't tell.

May likes.

Oh, you guys heard that, huh?

I I thought I was being stealthy.

I'm a little India, you know, Like that is accurate to real life.

They put it in the new magazine.

I didn't have thio cock the barrel or whatever you call it.

Putting a put a round in the chamber.

Hayes's lads.

What do you showed Not You didn't even see me yet.

I put a hole in you.

Okay?

Was even she Fuck, Yeah.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Drive your cool and shoot them without looking at it.

Aiming down sites.

Hey.

Okay, the tracking is freaking out on me.

Not helping.

Now, now, now, now, out.

Everything fucking hurts.

My day is ruined.

You know I'm shooting you right?

Nice.

Oh, don't between buildings.

Good.

Yeah, I do my own stunts, you know.

That's cool.

Yeah, that sound design is awesome.

This hate Alex.

They say my name.

Yeah, that's no good.

Yeah, assuming they say, Hey, Alex, are they saying my name?

Also, rugs go in the ground at the wall.

What are you, some kind of idiot?

People call me nice.

You keep your shotgun shells in the freezer like I do.

I thought that was the only one.

Nice one Kool and the gang.

Where we going next?

Fellows?

Yes.

Uh, no.

Well, come in.

I'm naked.

Okay.

I know I can discern these.

What if I get this wrong?

I die, right?

That's right.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

That's exactly the game I was talking about.

Remember?

He said that.

Oh, is that cured for me?

No.

Like that's not gonna kill me.

It'll kill them.

Okay, I'm nervous.

What?

What did I deserve?

What?

Why did I even hack that thing?

Oh, now it turned off.

D'oh!

Or they could it short.

I couldn't cut it short.

This is weird, because this is own Oh, the thing catches up with you.

Ah, got it.

Okay.

Oh, man.

I got myself killed for nothing.

I hope you can all over the floor.

Gross.

Well Oh, what ice?

You know, I think I know how to jump now.

We don't want to, but the bastard Grinchy bastard.

Get out of here, Right.

No, don't tell me I have toilet paper.

But Oh, I don't like that.

Okay?

I don't need health.

Uh, yeah.

Who?

Well, shoot me.

Who's trying to shoot a present from my room?

Wiggle worm.

Maybe if you spent more time actually learning how to shoot last time practicing how you die, you'd be much better at this.

God is Duke everywhere.

Hope about his soup.

What's the super The daylights I'll drink any fluids if you give it to me, Someone's making a blue p life station Control the old is shit.

Spread out.

God, What is it?

What are you using it for?

Everywhere.

Like expanding for is it just insulation?

Is it that would you Days are doing?

Is that insulation that you're doing?

No.

Yes, I did the things that were there.

The ashtray is what I wanted there.

See, when it works, it looks amazing.

Like, Oh, Whoa!

Look at magic.

Tin of beans were then When it doesn't, it's like Rusche Now it just looks like a moron.

Just look, don't don't look at me.

You know anything in here?

Any nice food?

I'm starving.

I've been eating anything this entire game.

Yes.

Get out of here.

You're in my way.

Come on.