I think it's a Chinese game because stuff down here is on training on.

I can't read that.

It's given up being a superhero for the thing that I like the most about it is that the physics And it looked absolutely fucking ridiculous.

You could just fly all over the place to do crazy stuff.

And I don't know why I haven't played it sooner, But I'm gonna click game start now as we can trade this time.

Oh, no.

The world's gone to shit.

There's only one person that can help the furry convention.

Apparently there.

I, um, captain's sunglasses.

How you could walk by using left.

Ault.

Why is the rest of it in Chinese?

There we go.

There we go.

Okay.

Okay.

And I can't.

I got it.

I got this is gonna be epic.

The jakes is Christ.

Don't you survive this.

Look how bad ass I am.

I don't even care.

I don't even care that people are almost dead.

I'm just gonna stand here across.

Mayor was in traffic.

It was getting past me.

You have rocks on you.

Okay, I'll use my rescue action.

What is my rescue action?

Okay, there we go.

Not bad.

I hope Locally they vanish like that.

We're gonna come back down on top of your head.

All right?

What can I do to this fire?

Oh, yeah, I see so hard that I fix it.

Andi, everyone just vanishes.

Great.

You can't do shit.

I am in red.

So you guys even trying clearly it's not working.

Maybe you should try a different tactic.

Oh, holy shit.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, I said it more than low.

What do you think this is going to Dio?

I can't feel any of this.

I'm impervious to it.

I'm too cool for this.

Too cool for school.

Oh, man, I didn't know that was in theaters.

That's awesome!

That was awesome!

Oh, no!

Jesus!

Gonna fight that guy.

Oh, yes, I can fly.

Oh, fuck you!

This'll fucking epic of a superhero!

I've always wanted to be back here, You dirty bastard!

Tonight!

Can I go faster than this?

I want to go much faster.

Go back here, you dirty bastard!

I don't know what I'm shooting at you with a fucking loving Yeah, shit.

Nice Oh, I could do a superhero landing.

Do do a superhero landing.

I'm pressing the button, but it's not.

Ah, you do it through the robot.

Got it.

There you go, superhero.

Landing very hard on the knees.

Resolve three troubles.

I don't.

There's a secret fourth trouble, which is that I don't know how to read this.

It's in English already.

Wait.

Now it's in English.

What?

Don't worry, folks.

Help is on the way.

What's over here is the right thing.

I I want to get to that.

Oh, so bad ass.

What's up, dude?

Okay.

Thank you.

Thankfully, I can't hit him.

They He's a bigger superheroes.

Niamh doesn't do hurts.

Um, is everybody like that?

What's the point then?

If I can, ERM civilians.

I'm not a superhero.

That I'm just debilitated by my ability to be bad.

Man, you got trouble on your story.

I can help with ice this first person as well.

Oh, this is so cool.

Can I have this in V R?

I want this.

This is epic to peer lending.

Nice.

Ranged Attacks go so far.

Jesus, This is so fucking cool.

I hope this game is that me on the billboard Superhero protein beer Super Best self by my a protein Being a superhero does not pay very well.

I need a different source of income.

I actually paid the city Ah, lot in damages.

Never fear.

God attacks here.

Fucking Mr Building.

I'm new to this superhero thing.

Give me Give me a second.

Here we go.

Okay.

And the fire is God.

You really should fire X defeat.

All terrorist.

Well, I think that's gonna be pretty easy.

They're already dealt with.

This affair was fucking awesome, but more people just become superheroes.

It's easy.

How high can I go?

I'm going up.

Okay, this is high as I can go.

That's pretty damn high.

I like that a lot.

I want to do Ah, challenges the flight challenge.

Hey, fuck!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

It's and penetrate all rings within the time.

I am excellent at that when it comes to penetrate rings in record time, eh?

No one better than Jackie boy.

Get a higher score for going through the middle.

Oh, God, that's really no.

I want to be a superhero above the water, Please needs a fucking fish taco mat.

He doesn't have much else.

Oh, yeah.

Stars of the best superhero get fucked.

Everyone else here that But, man, you ain't shit, right amount.

Still cool, though.

I'll give him a pass because I like him quite a bit.

God.

Jesus Christ.

Landed up waiting up.

There you go.

Fucking a.

That's amazing.

Wait, Where's the rest of them?

Shit, I'm confused.

His music is great for my running.

Where there's crime, there's injustice on where there's injustice.

There's epic, man.

I hear the air.

I got it.

Nice fuck yet walking tornado.

That was still five stars.

But I saw Clay just point out how fucking cool it is to be running at full speed and then just go shell.

Yeah.

God, I wish more games had this type of stuff in it.

Like break all the windows as I'm flying by cause I'm so fast, always so fast.

This is the kind of shit that this Avengers game coming out needs to be just pure, unadulterated, open world chaos and for you fuck everything else.

Although at this rate and more of a glorified fireman, you should really send this guy over to Australia.

They really need him to stop the bush fires right now, this is really all I'm gonna be doing is putting out fires.

I feel like I kind of feel like my talents are being wasted.

Honestly.

All right.

A normal destruction challenge.

What does that entail?

Who knows?

But I was amazing at it the first time.

I don't know what I'm doing.

What I fucking loving love this fucking run animation.

Oh, yeah, Just looking flair to it.

What is happening?

The greatest game ever made.

Wow.

Yeah, fuck it up.

Fucking up breaks in Rome.

There's a red dot on the map and dirties son of a bitch that Did I do it?

I'll wait.

No, there's more over here.

Shit.

Shit.

Run out type.

I only have 20 seconds.

Go Look it up.

Break it off!

Oh, yeah, baby, Three stars.

You're here.

Ranks above a You could use a death blow.

Yeah, that's right.

Okay.

Okay.

We're gonna do better this type.

No, no.

Shitty fucking 03 stars.

No, I'm going for the big Conus.

Hey, they're what?

Right.

Okay, let's try a flight challenge.

Oh, God, This was hurt.

Okay, A much better a tete.

Yes, Yes.

Fuck yeah, so good.

I'm the best flyer around each shit, Iron man.

Well, let's let's not speak ill of the dead.

Yes, Yes, yes, yes!

Ah, shit.

Ah, shit.

Shit.

I should have had that better on that was a hard one.

Apparently I've had harder shits.

I I'm so good at flight.

My flying skills are on paralleled If you ever want a superhero for the job Just called up Good, all Jackie boy 000 Flying around at the speed of sound I don't know what I'm saying anymore I'm just so into this game Here we go, Here we go.

So close to the end So close, idiot Give it five stars, five stars.

Come on.

Oh, makes my nipples higher.

So anything else?

I can do this.

Okay?

I feel like I'm just doing challenges await.

There's a giant m on the thing for a fucking mission.

Here we go.

Fuck this dude up.

Not cool, bro.

She's okay.

He's off.

Yeah, um, I actually hitting him because that no damage was done.

No, that's what I'm talking about.

Okay, this is awesome.

Good.

I need more superhero games in my life.

Hit him.

Hit it.

with the range, and then you're gonna hit him with the fists.

Okay?

I still have 90% of a town left.

That's good.

He's destroying a lot of my village for couldn't stop it.

Okay, here we go.

Here we go.

This is the last round Shit.

Knocked him into the building.

Fuck.

Oh, dude, what's happening?

I'm just chased them down.

Stop.

Get it, Get it, Get it!

Yes!

Yeah, I have no idea what I just did, but I'm happy about it.

Fuck, yeah.

I'm undefeated, baby.

Is he dead?

Brittle.

Oh, God.

Jesus.

No!

Stop.

I'm pretty sure he's dead.

Yep.

He vanished.

Oh, yeah.

Back to my regularly scheduled heavy metal.

What's next?

Oh, my.

I want that.

Okay.

Can I take people's powers when I killed them?

Don't be fucking great.

Okay?

Same thing again.

Okay.

Chase after.

Okay, Maybe not May Stop.

Stop, Dude, stop.