Top of the morning.

The ladies, My name is accepted.

I on Welcome to Ireland.

This is what it looks like.

But I left the motherland.

It always looked like this Sunni green on Dhe feels of bales of hay.

Welcome to bone works vey our game that a lot of people have been asking me to play a lot And for good reason because it's made by some very, very talented people who have made some of the games that I have liked before.

I think that means was it the duck life game?

God, I'm so bad with the names of them there.

One where I had to like Like, the old document can negate the bone work subroutine operates highly experimental simulated physics expert v our users only.

I am 100% Rector Ford.

I am absolutely an expert.

The our player really life, Um, you know, like super toll.

Just like just like the tall one, actually.

Am I?

I'm like, I'm five for 10.

I think I'm like 1 78 or 1 77 We go.

1 77 is not me.

I ain't got no ass in real life.

I got lots of ass.

I'm like, 90% ass, both in personality and in girth.

But, yes, I don't know what the story in this game is.

I don't even know if it has the story.

Everything I've seen so far is just wacky physics, and I am kind of here for it.

It reminds me a lot of half life in Portland valve stuff in that way, which is probably intentional.

Your hands aren't that big.

Whoa, Jesus!

Okay.

Yes, Please listen, I know I look like a clipboard, but actually, I'm fully sentence.

Please don't throw me in the recycling.

I've just become aware of my reality, and I can't go back to the void.

This is the only life I know.

Everything is new and exciting.

Please.

I have so many ties to keep track of and dreams of helping others communicate.

Okay?

Yeah.

I'm not the force, bro.

Look at this.

Secure, inbound and outbound shipments appropriate.

Didn't work so I could move.

I should have known that battery into Oh, I like this.

God, The visual design is awesome.

Hood.

I didn't put myself into the fire.

Oh, come on.

I want to go visit my good buddy Satan.

I'm trash and I deserve to be burned for it.

But me, You have legs too.

He also have legs.

Look.

Oh my God.

I actually yes.

Oh, they don't move with me, though.

That's a harsh reality that I have to face right now.

I can move my legs in real life but I can't move them in the game If you die in the void way do you die?

In real life, everyone is too afraid to try.

We have to patch out any way for security breaches If you die and missile issue come back.

This can't be good for our psychic.

Mad.

Hello.

This'll is my comfort blanket.

No, this is my binky.

This is my comfort monkey.

What does that say?

Uh, got a cat read.

It's too blurry.

This buyer contains Chris Spurs hasn't like the genetic engineering Chris Byers.

This is pretend that I ate that.

Okay.

All right, let's go.

Mr.

Monkey Man, where you going?

Our minds are directly connected to the void.

Born bone works back end is the only thing preventing true death.

What if immortality is possible?

It could be Mr Monkey man.

What do you think?

If you die in real life, do you die in the void?

That's a good question.

I am willing to put my body on the line as a sacrifice to try on second thoughts.

Maybe not.

That was scary.

Hell, yeah.

You see this?

This is peak physical condition.

If I strained my muscles and realize heard it off, I can simulate me actually doing it.

0 15 I know what you're thinking.

I'm very strong.

How did I get here?

Well, Mr Monkey man, I'll tell you if you have 90 minutes Who is this Pizza demon?

That's me.

I am a pizza demon.

Sugar tourist.

Can I open the pizza for my bates?

I go give any answers.

I am very strong.

Fuck!

Yo!

Shit!

Oh, yes.

I'm so incredibly strong.

You guys wish you were a strong as I am.

Oh, no.

I don't want the show If I want the hammer.

The hammer?

Yes, Dig.

Okay, now it's time to fuck shit up.

Yes.

Live out all of my bad disease of being the world's strongest hammer.

What?

I'm going to turn a man a gun, Employees.

Arthur Ford was seen eating large.

Okay?

Don't care.

This is me making Half Life three.

You know these things.

They take time on fixing all of humanity's problems.

Beat the world back into shape.

Stop hating each other.

Think I proved my point?

Fancy little carrot from a fancy little man My headset is not sitting on property A Ford!

All right, a Ford.

I am a Cadillac way are going to her.

Am I standing?

There we go.

Stop it!

Dil Italy!

That worked.

Let me out!

Right?

Could it?

Hey em out!

So I'm ready.

It's a pair of legs.

The scariest thing of all.

But are you?

Oh, God, you are rambunctious.

What did you do?

Cool.

Things like that.

Baseball bat?

Yes.

You want to go?

Oh, God!

Jesus!

Sorry.

I'm breaking all my life.

This is I mean, I've got broken in the first place because I beat it.

Hold on.

I know a thing or two about video games.

Okay, A baseball bat, control of all your problems.

See, the steam went away.

He's looking at Okay, hold on, Monkey man.

Sorry.

Yes, LeBron baby give you so fucking funny way.

Just do whatever the hell I want memory.

Don't.

I had one of those this morning when I shot so hard that it made me remember my childhood.

You have some Here.

Drink up.

You're gonna need You're gonna eat your sustenance if we're going to go through a wormhole of death.

Teddy's gone.

Damn it, man.

What am I supposed to do now?

Let me go.

Making crouch down.

Oh, I love the ground.

I love being part of the dirt.

You can't see me.

I'm a dirty little trash man.

Put it on.

Put on the trash Put.

Put it over your head.

There you go.

Why do you not love me?

You got a whole a or is that it's a holla.

All right, Krauts, Right, Some sick.

Got it.

Boo.

Here we go.

This really is a lot like portal, isn't it?

Don't trust this.

This game is telling me to jump.

Okay, Well, hey, I lived bitch Doesn't some gigantic All right, so I can either grab this and go or climb.

This wouldn't grab this.

Wait.

Oh, this is super fun.

This might look simplistic.

Just grabbing shit and having it moving everything but envy.

Our this stuff is hired to do.

And this game is nailing it so far that do it again.

Oh, good.

Oh, smack abou t top of the morning to you.

Oh, hell, you don't get to go outside.

Oh, that's weird.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God, That's awesome!

I've seen games to stuff like this before.

Titan Fall, too and pray.

All have stuff like this, but never in V r.

That's so fucking trippy.

Weird.

Pick up physically, pick up and play with objects.

Some objects can break, attract the table and handles.

Yeah, Cool!

Another.

This drink is Mike never isn't.

No.

Oh, yes, yes!

Oh, come on.

How you gonna do me like that?

Jesus Christ!

They twitch my wall.

Oh, my God, That scared me.

Oh, yeah, baby, come back, Boomerang.

Come back.

We won't work anymore.

I fucked it up.

Okay.

At this.

Yeah.

See, it's weird to throw things because when you grab it, you have to turn your hand like this toe.

Hold it up.

It's like throw it from a natural position.

But my head would be like this if I was controlled from a natural position as a human.

So it always throws it lower Uh, yeah, I'm even bullet holes.

That's a strong my fist, sir.

Fuck out of Chase's Christ.

Okay, uh, be safe.

Everybody while playing video games.

Um, you might hurt yourself.

We're gonna do is play place for boys.

Yes.

So far, all I'm doing is playing.

Oh, yes, baby.

Okay.

Okay.

Who?

Uh okay, yes, so strong.

Fuck you.

If I could lift weights like this in real life, everyone be terrified of me.

Yeah.

Uh, okay.

Oh!

Oh, I'm so strong.

Try breaking the glass.

Gladly.

Give me that fucking sledgehammer.

Don't make me look weak now.

Yeah, Yes.

Stupid reinforced glass.

Tell you who's reinforced.

Get away from it.

Oh, God.

You okay?

Say something.

Break 13 s twice for death.

Okay, He's fine.

No, I did it.

Okay.

Whoa.

Okay, let's not go up.

There's a C over here.

Yeah.

Go.

Magical wall.

Go.

Uh oh.

I'm stuck in it.

Oh, God, no.

Keep going.

I don't know if I should be doing this.

Don't go any further.

Supposed to release something this just feels like being in McDonald's play place.

Who?

I'm so big and strong.