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  • top of the morning.

  • Teyla.

  • He's welcome back toe money Simulator 2019.

  • Who would have thought the Nintendo or the people that would make a money simulator?

  • I know Crazy.

  • Well, some people are talking about how I'm not tearing down all these pictures.

  • There's just too many of them.

  • Ho, Did you have money in them, though?

  • We don't bend its do that if they wanted posters everywhere, just turn them on their own posters because you have money.

  • Oh, better pop.

  • Hold on.

  • Hold on a sec.

  • Oh, he's so cute.

  • Slimy and groans.

  • Well, I can't do that until now, Vandal.

  • You're just destroying the place, sweetie, what we do?

  • We're gonna have dinner.

  • Thank God.

  • Sterile.

  • I eat ghosts for breakfast.

  • Yum yum.

  • Stinky cheese.

  • Dogs aren't supposed to eat cheese.

  • Um, but you're dead.

  • So where you going to do?

  • Are you going to die again?

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, Did you guys know that was money lying around?

  • There's more money up here.

  • There's a pig's ass on the wall.

  • What, is there a pig's ass to the wall?

  • Okay, I want to suck up the balls.

  • Hey, you guys see the pigs?

  • Us sucking up balls.

  • You get all the balls.

  • It No, I don't think I was supposed to suck up the balls.

  • I think I'm supposed to put them in the thing.

  • Oh, it's sucking up the balls.

  • A badge.

  • Just ruin it all.

  • They're all the balls in damn it!

  • No, I think there might still be enough.

  • Great.

  • Oh, don't go.

  • You know what?

  • The jokes just write themselves.

  • Luigi, don't go finger and holds.

  • Okay.

  • Put the balls in the holes.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, baby.

  • The pool table or snooker table.

  • Billiards table was full of money.

  • There's money everywhere I've seen in life.

  • There are money and balls everywhere.

  • That's excellent.

  • Okay.

  • You feel all the holes.

  • God, it's It's not me.

  • I'm not even trying to make the joke anymore.

  • This is just how it is.

  • I don't think it's anything in any of the holes.

  • Okay, Well, you give all those holes a good fist in.

  • That's not that scary.

  • Look, the ass.

  • Yeah, Yeah, buddy, I love money.

  • This is so silly.

  • I love this game so forth.

  • Can we open these?

  • There you go.

  • Oh, Christ.

  • Okay.

  • I did not mean to destroy everything but there's money in the wall who leaves their money in a wall, Get a safe, use a bank.

  • Well, actually, don't because Because I got the money because of that.

  • Okay.

  • Just the thing.

  • Yep.

  • Uh Yep.

  • All right.

  • I don't need to destroy them, but I kind of wanted to.

  • All right.

  • What do we do with this?

  • Does that not work?

  • So does it work on you?

  • Not really.

  • Blow the doors close.

  • What I do with it?

  • I am confusion.

  • I also give up very easily.

  • Make it rain.

  • Make it rain.

  • Make it rain on the most.

  • Well, run in your room.

  • Why is that money just floating there?

  • What?

  • It should be in my pockets lighting them tonight that I learned Any other new tricks that I should be doing Should should go IgI be doing this as well.

  • Hey, go.

  • That double suck double Team it, Luigi.

  • Okay.

  • Whatever.

  • I don't care.

  • I want to keep moving.

  • I can always come back to this stuff later on because it's it's open world in the level.

  • Design is awesome.

  • Oh, yeah, I know.

  • Poultry.

  • I know you're doing a thing.

  • Whatever.

  • Play before your footprints.

  • Just making sure.

  • Okay, There's hidden stuff everywhere.

  • Everything is an obstacle.

  • I'll be right with you.

  • Cam down.

  • Money to get I've been here.

  • Oh, that's awesome!

  • This is the door it came to earlier and I couldn't squeeze are through it for some stupid reason.

  • Our That's excellent level design.

  • That's a dark soul.

  • Shit, dude, Everything is dark souls to me.

  • You could fit through there.

  • You're a slender man.

  • Not the Slenderman, though.

  • Oh, could I have been sucking holds all this time?

  • Ooh, money boom, baby.

  • And with no consequences, I could just get all the money I want and not have to pay anybody back.

  • Who?

  • Goldberg Goldberg?

  • Three right direction?

  • No, God damn it.

  • I get all confused about the direction is supposed to be facing cause I'm a dumb ass.

  • This game is only for big brain people.

  • That small, smooth, stinky brain like me that that bird is gonna have money too, wasn't it?

  • Sometimes he just turns very quickly.

  • I'm gonna blame the game for all of my problems.

  • None of the problems are mine.

  • Hello.

  • Sorry.

  • Wait, can I just open the door blasting it all over the place and ruining the whole thing.

  • Is there a ghost behind this behind this newspaper, or is that newspaper taking a poop?

  • Hello?

  • Sorry.

  • Sorry I didn't do.

  • I didn't.

  • Do I know you're taking the groups.

  • Oh, no.

  • Come here, man.

  • Even ghosts have to poop.

  • Thank God.

  • My favorite activity in the living world is still an activity you could do in the Big World.

  • I didn't destroy everything.

  • Okay, That's not what I wanted to do.

  • Stick.

  • I like that.

  • It locks on to them sometimes.

  • All right.

  • Greedy.

  • It's your time to shine.

  • You ready?

  • What?

  • So you can easily Yoshi Foods?

  • Man, this passage was way better than the other one.

  • There's so much food in here, you don't even need to go anywhere.

  • It's a bathroom and a cafeteria in one.

  • I know I could just open the doors, but I do like pulling them off the hinges.

  • Can I get that?

  • I did even greater than I thought it was.

  • No.

  • Turn around, you freak.

  • Is there nothing in here who's secretly poop on who's doing a ghost?

  • Poop?

  • Who?

  • Who?

  • Money, money?

  • Money, money, money!

  • Where was this block?

  • I was Buck from the food.

  • Okay.

  • I don't think there's anything I can do here.

  • Well, maybe push them.

  • I sort who I do not envy the dude who swallowed that or the lady.

  • This is the ladies bathroom, right?

  • Ladies, bathroom is so much better than the boys bathroom.

  • You have food, get swords.

  • I think we need to change the mean green like boys.

  • Locker room.

  • Girl's locker room locker room is way more baller than the voice.

  • Wait.

  • Okay, wait.

  • No, Come back.

  • Hello?

  • All right, Poulter pup.

  • I'm on my way now.

  • We can do the thing that you want to do.

  • Let's do all the things you want to do.

  • 10 points in the comments.

  • If you get that reference, you just showing me your office space is great.

  • There's so much food.

  • I mean, none of inedible for me.

  • Or else I'll end up like the rest of you.

  • Gotta love those olive garden breadsticks.

  • All right?

  • This is too much food for a loo.

  • Easy to handle.

  • I'm gonna have this place is filthy spaces filthy.

  • I'm gonna have to strip it all down.

  • I'm gonna have to take the cushions as well.

  • Those there was a filthy housekeeping.

  • Housekeeping is ever in the hotel and housekeeping or just so fucking incessant.

  • I'm trying to clean your room.

  • And you like, dude, I'm naked on the toilet trying to deal with whatever food I had last night.

  • And you're in here telling me that I need to clean up my face when see money back there.

  • You can't hide the money from me.

  • I sniff out money like Poulter Pump sniffs out food.

  • Give me that, Gord, That's a bag of money.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, baby.

  • The biggest money note of 2019 already.

  • Oh, we triggered a thing.

  • There's money back there.

  • Oh, hey, let's stand perfectly still.

  • Divisions based on movement A Weegee.

  • Oh, calling in the bis shape.

  • Uh, I'm actually lactose intolerant.

  • Oh, God.

  • There's so many.

  • Okay, okay.

  • We have two and 1 to 8 dicks.

  • Okay, Get in the vacuum.

  • Getting the Hoover.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • We got two leads.

  • We got to their feisty ones.

  • They're feisty.

  • Leads.

  • Nice.

  • Okay, pick up the money before it disappears.

  • Try to chase me.

  • Uh, miss may you gonna kiss me?

  • Uh, okay.

  • He died immediately.

  • So did he get it?

  • Get it over.

  • Get my little Henry.

  • Okay.

  • We're going to get oh, God to say my first rodeo bitch.

  • I am destroying the place.

  • This is our biggest back so far.

  • Why is it not doing the thing?

  • There you go.

  • Radio sucky, sucky.

  • The dude wipes his brow.

  • When I grow up, I'm free.

  • A cheese.

  • Nice.

  • I straighten Messed him up.

  • There was an intense battle battle for the ages.

  • Somebody's making some weird sounds back here.

  • They pulled it off without knocking down the idea of the plates.

  • That's cool.

  • I'm a magician.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Some of my five.

  • A day, 35 a day.

  • I needed money.

  • $500,000 a day.

  • That smell really watched, doesn't it?

  • Wait, Can I do something with this?

  • Who can I can I stinky, cheesy somewhere, you know, maybe have to put it on this.

  • Can you turn?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I can't I can't stick it up there.

  • I can't.

  • I can't.

  • It's not doing anything.

  • I'm sure I have to do something with this, but I don't know what it is.

  • Yeah, suck it.

  • Suck it really good.

  • Okay, You know what?

  • Whatever.

  • There's a lot more sounds going on in this room.

  • And I'm very curious as to what the hell?

  • The air.

  • Hello?

  • They suck up all the smoke.

  • Oh, my God, that's cool.

  • I love that.

  • It's so satisfying.

  • Okay, I don't think it actually works if they blow the smoke away.

  • No, that's not working either.

  • Maybe if I sucked events because with the door Wait, you can't do it alone.

  • We all yet?

  • I'm going, G.

  • What am I doing with my life?

  • Back me up and send me home.

  • Hey, hell, yeah.

  • What's up, moustachioed?

  • Take a jacket.

  • Dexter.

  • Character.

  • You messed up my fish.

  • He's mad.

  • Luigi's mad Got.

  • Now you distract him, you distract them and I'll hit him from the back.

  • Damn it!

  • Ouch!

  • Ouch!

  • Ouch!

  • Okay, That's not working.

  • I don't Don't hit actual Luisi!

  • Dammit!

  • There you go.

  • There you go.

  • Yeah!

  • Sucky sucky.

  • Not so lucky.

  • Okay, let's go back to Actual division.

  • Thank God he's fine.

  • Kouichi can handle it.

  • He's a tough lad.

  • All right, Uh, let it work.

  • Let it work.

  • They were headed some bigger fish.

  • God damn it!

  • I can't aim the shit.

  • I will use the fish to destroy the fish.

  • Monsieur opened up a whole cave of possibilities.

  • I need health.

  • No.

  • You like watermelon?

  • How?

  • God he stopped the watermelon.

  • He's too strong.

  • But I missed.

  • Maybe I shouldn't throw it as he's doing this thing.

  • All right, We have to put a go easy.

  • Don't know.

  • Put him down, but forgot to switch back.

  • All right, all right, all right.

  • I am low on health.

  • Nice one.

  • Nice.

  • Wait at the flash.

  • I got your text.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how we do.

  • All right.

  • Careful.

  • Go easy.

  • There's water over there.

  • Don't go stepping in it.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • Come this way.

  • Come to see me.

  • Hit a Kouichi.

  • Idiots!

  • You're such an idiot.

  • Okay, those fishes don't work.

  • That's a hair.

  • It's over here that I'm full health again.

  • Excellent.

  • Okay.

  • Switch to go Easy.

  • He's going to do his thing.

  • Wait for the perfect moment to strike.

  • Where the hell of my Amy duty and duty And then I Am I aiming at him?

  • No, I'm not.

  • Hey, E Hello?

  • Okay, wait for it again.

  • He really loves that attack.

  • This name, okay?

  • You throw the fish at me, thinking that it's going to destroy me.

  • But, uh, I thought it's so hurt to just a depth of where the hell I'm looking.

  • Hey, there we go.

  • God, you should be the last one.

  • Come on, cheer up about big sucking picks up.

  • Well, Sandman, you freak.

  • Whoa!

  • He was cooking up an elevator button all this time, are you?

  • I dd I'm going to take some celebratory coffee.

  • Come on, Luigi, you go get the key for yourself.

  • You're not that stupid.

  • No, you're living, right.

  • Bastard.

  • You I worked so hurt.

  • Get a greedy Come on, man.

  • Fine.

  • Back in my hole.

  • Can I open up the oven?

  • You were showing me that I could.

  • Now you're not letting me.

  • Yes.

  • What?

  • We're cooking up a joint rotisserie chicken.

  • I could use that to kill him.

  • All right.

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • Watch this.

  • I'm a chef now.

  • I'm gonna cook the chicken.

  • Perfectly glazed.

  • Perfect.

  • Steamed hams.

  • Yeah, Secrets.

  • I thought I was inside like a boiler.

  • I saw a pig saw piggy in there.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's an anglerfish.

  • Jay's is colder.

  • Pop, do something.

  • Wait where you do.

  • I can't see anything.

  • What's going on his teeth are still locked.

  • Can I like fried that beautiful mouth open?

  • I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

  • I've tried nothing in them.

  • All out of ideas.

  • Blow the teeth.

  • His teeth are sensitive.

  • He's gonna hate the wind.

  • Socked the teeth.

  • Oh, green tea.

  • But of course.

  • So I didn't try all my ideas.

  • Stop yelling at me, okay?

  • I know you're all sitting there in the car.

  • Let's be like Jack.

  • Go, Eiji, For fuck's sake!

  • I get it, Okay?

  • I could be a little stupid, but that's my thing, But the cheese is back.

  • Ah, maybe use jeez doing ties.

  • Little that Come here.

  • You okay?

  • Where should I put it?

  • Very far away.

  • Now I guard the whole But what?

  • So you want the cheese?

  • You want the cheesy nibbles?

  • Maybe if I use Guizhou.

  • Is he afraid of Gu Ae G too?

  • No, he's not.

  • Oh, wait.

  • Maybe a little.

  • Come on out.

  • I know you want the cheese, so you little rat bastards, love!

  • Oh, what?

  • Hey, the flashing with the life!

  • No, no, no, no!

  • Kim!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Killed dead Luigi!

  • Okay.

  • Damn it, Luigi!

  • What?

  • We gonna do with you.

  • All right, let's do this song and dance again.

  • I'm ready.

  • I don't have to do it now.

  • But where did he go?

  • That's my question.

  • Can you fit in that hole?

  • No.

  • There is a hole up here, though, If you can see it up in the top.

  • Left there.

  • He didn't go to another room, did he?

  • He did.

  • Oh, you little Oh!

  • Oh, damn it.

  • All right.

  • I think he's gonna come out the whole back out that door, But I'm not sure it goes into this room.

  • No, no, no.

  • I see it.

  • I see it.

  • I have a plan, though.

  • Watch this.

  • No, Don't move!

  • You got into the hole up there, I will kill you.

  • Oh, the Hecker stinking, stinky tune.

  • I'm gonna call you Stinky eight ball.

  • Wait your gold.

  • Oh, do you work?

  • Just work the same.

  • I thought there was gonna be a different methodology to kill you.

  • Where are you?

  • Ghost?

  • I saw him.

  • I saw him.

  • He's in this hole.

  • I got near those holes.

  • Had to be for something.

  • Had great practice fisting them early.

  • They were weird, though.

  • There were golden ghosts.

  • I thought that they were gonna have a completely different methodology to kill them.

  • But it was the exact same as always.

  • Maybe go.

  • IgI Luigi are just so good at killing things.

  • Now that nothing matters or you're in one of these.

  • He's in This one is in this one.

  • I know it.

  • Gotcha.

  • Fashion G.

  • You can take on ghosts with the greatest of ease.

  • But when it comes to rats sucks.

  • Okay, let's go get him.

  • I'm gonna straight up destroy him.

  • I'm gonna kill him and his entire family isn't here.

  • I'm using this method to really scare.

  • Wait, I could just Oh, indeed.

  • I got the 4th 4th button.

  • I didn't realize I could just flash the rats on that.

  • They would die.

  • Flash rats get money.

  • That's the whole point of this game.

  • Right back to the end of the tour.

  • We're gonna head to the fourth.

  • That's a good Luigi.

  • Excellent.

  • Ding dong, I would like in please.

  • Do you think Do you think you guys gonna call me?

  • But you guys think Place your bets.

  • No, Yes or no?

  • Right in the comments.

  • Fourth.

  • There he is.

  • I knew it.

  • Appends.

  • Yes, gang.

  • Yeah, you get a high five from good old Jack Septic.

  • I the Jacks abdicated the high five man himself.

  • Louis, you're doing a great job.

  • Why don't you make your way back to the lab?

  • Okay.

  • There's something I want to tell you.

  • Is it the fact that you're my dad?

  • You have something to tell you?

  • I know how to say this, but I'm your father.

  • I know the resemblance is uncanny, but I've kept a secret from you for a long time.

  • I never loved your mother.

  • That's why I left.

  • But I couldn't bear to look at you.

  • My perfect mirror image, son, is it finally that the store is open?

  • Oh, Louis, you're finally back.

  • Hey, you should keep an old man waiting.

  • You know, I've been busy down here.

  • This lab is almost fully operational, By the way, Luigi, you must be getting pretty good at exploring the hotel.

  • Am I right?

  • How you been sucking up stuff for the poltergeist?

  • Do the poltergeist!

  • Your pockets must be fit.

  • Tow bursting With all that money you've picked up, are there finally E God, you're speaking my language.

  • Money is the only currency that I have the perfect solution, dear.

  • A cumbersome currency conundrum.

  • Just give it all to me.

  • Oh, trouble, please.

  • I'm proud to announce the shop.

  • Professor Egan's shopping at work is now open for business right here in the lab.

  • Come one.

  • Come on, come on down.

  • If you want a gold Bonet, boo finder or a gem finder E god store is the place for you.

  • Do you find your pockets burdening with money?

  • Do you fight them bulging with success?

  • Do you want thio?

  • Decrease your load, but increase your wealth Then come on down to e God store where you can piss all your money away on absolutely nothing.

  • I stuck some brother useful items.

  • They're all yours for a modest fee, Polder pup will come to your aid.

  • If your health reaches zero, you'll take the bone after restoring your health to celebrate the shop's grand opening.

  • Just this once on giving away a free gold bone.

  • Luigi, just select the gold bone to claim it, huh?

  • For the grand low price of nothing sweet.

  • Good bones are incredibly credible items that give you a second wind.

  • For if your health runs out, you'd be wise to give a few on hand.

  • Have a keeping fewer hands I can't read.

  • I have a three year old that looks like an eight year old.

  • So if you want more, you have to buy them.

  • E got other items in stock, so feel free to browse.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, I almost forgot.

  • I have one other matter to address while you're here.

  • Could you turn around for a moment?

  • I need to adjust your political scoop.

  • There.

  • There.

  • I did it.

  • I fixed it.

  • I'm a scientist.

  • This is science.

  • Smashed my science.

  • Now my mike can pick up two voices at what's I just added a new feature that Porter Goss.

  • Oh, my research indicates that booze they're hiding out in this motel.

  • I just added a feature to help you track him down.

  • Don't worry about the details.

  • I'll fill you in later.

  • That's gross.

  • Igadd Well, that's it for me to wiki.

  • Get back out there and explore the hotel.

  • Okay, um, I was come on down.

  • I was promised that this stuff would be cool.

  • That's the character's.

  • That'll project the location of jam on your map.

  • Which one reveals the location of a new gym This is stupid.

  • I'm gonna buy two of them.

  • These air poopy items.

  • Diesel More dicks than your mom, Man, I was hoping that it would get like two suckers.

  • So the end of my vacuum might be like, Oh, I could Kimbo a vacuum.

  • But no.

  • All they do is sit on a throne of disappointment and lies.

  • Fine, Whatever.

  • Oh, go for Jim's girlfriend.

  • Booze up.

  • There's something in my waters Virtual boo is ringing Also, yes.

  • And what aware that play on the virtual boy.

  • Everyone's like mad Jack didn't even get the reference I did.

  • I just didn't address it because, I mean, I don't think it's that great.

  • He did say that it was defunct and stupid, which is like a foot, a little job that Nintendo have it themselves.

  • But again, I'm I'm not a kid.

  • I don't dwell in the references of you peasants.

  • I need top tier references, but yeah, I I didn't click it at all.

  • That it was a virtual boy was actually just too stupid.

  • I know that people said in the car and I was like, Oh, yeah.

  • Hey, it looks like you someone across Ah boo.

  • Already there's a sign that indicates is a bone in your body.

  • You actually just shit your pets.

  • Let me explain in more detail where there's no carrots.

  • Body is made of a material I dub goo.

  • It kind of looks like slumber.

  • But copyright claim We're not going to say that calmly exit the frequency emitted by boots.

  • So there's a booty hiding your bike.

  • Go on, vibrate.

  • Indicate this.

  • You get to a booth location, but certainly the vibration will be.

  • You'll definitely be able to tell when you're really close because your whole body will be vibrating that your teeth are gonna fall It That don't make sense.

  • We strong vibration means a booze nearby.

  • Okay, out here and catch a lot of booze already.

  • I'm sick of the smell yet.

  • I'll start thinking about the best way to organize, but by silly bitch.

  • Wait.

  • I did this already, right?

  • That Did I miss how to get them, huh?

  • Oh, okay.

  • But the booze just nearby.

  • But the vibration is not super strong.

  • It okay?

  • The vibration got weaker.

  • Let's go back this way.

  • It's pretty damn strong there.

  • Now it gets weaker again.

  • Where is it?

  • Strongest.

  • Oh, It's getting stronger.

  • Oh, he ain't here.

  • That's the wrong button.

  • Where you at?

  • Boo?

  • Come on at, Baby Boo.

  • Okay, wait.

  • I could just This is a thing.

  • The only currency that I care about Do I have to reveal him or just flash when I think I'm close.

  • Hold on a second.

  • Hold on a second.

  • What?

  • This?

  • Oh, God.

  • Yeah.

  • That's where I was already.

  • Lightning here.

  • Ho ho, ho!

  • I looks like your family.

  • Or did you okay?

  • I'm a fuck you up.

  • Are you ready?

  • Go!

  • What is happening was broken.

  • I see you.

  • I see you.

  • He's moving.

  • This way.

  • You are There you are you.

  • Oh, what?

  • You want this?

  • May I see him?

  • That's cool.

  • It's the spooks.

  • Don't be so scared, Luigi!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Luigi Who?

  • Eiji, stop!

  • He's already dead!

  • Jesus Christ!

  • What a lunatic!

  • Right in front of me!

  • Okay, Luigi.

  • Okay, sweetie.

  • Okay.

  • He has one more left in him.

  • That so many Manz haunts.

  • Yes, money.

  • Whoa!

  • I think I just I think it just slipped and got on top of the washing machine when it should have been able to and you go Boom, boom, boom.

  • It's like a ball entitled breeders like tick, tick, tick, tick Frick, Do we do this?

  • You're like that.

  • Turns out it wasn't that hard.

  • I did it.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I see your washing money.

  • One could say that you were laundering money.

  • You go that way.

  • Okay.

  • I wanted to blow you in that direction.

  • Move yet?

  • Stupid.

  • Is it stuck on something?

  • Go that way.

  • Excuse me.

  • I need to get in there.

  • Here we go s so worth it.

  • So money's Except I want to keep my money from now on, I'm not wasting my money.

  • And Egat stinky, stupid things.

  • I want to keep it for myself.

  • Be rich.

  • So when I leave this place, I can afford the therapy to get through it.

  • All right, let's go to fourth Dum dum dum dum dum dum Tall and tan and young and lovely girl from e bunny Goes walking.

  • I didn't realize that there thing for the It's just for this one.

  • It's a musical floor.

  • I was gonna say it's a trouble, Cliff.

  • Oh, this is actually quite a nice Hello.

  • Hey, if you find yourself needing to return to the lab quickly.

  • I've got the perfect solution for you.

  • I have streamlined the transfer system.

  • Just for you don't have to do is access the V B in some lab.

  • Then we'll be face to face in an instant system.

  • Goes both ways to when you're ready to get back to your adventures.

  • The system will return you to the same place you left.

  • Keep the transfer system in mind while you're out there exploring.

  • So, Archy Daki, Bye bye.

  • So fast.

  • Trouble.

  • That was a see through.

  • Simple.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I want the piano that's in this picture.

  • Make it really fine.

  • Can I?

  • That's super fun.

  • Uh, okay.

  • And then do this.

  • Yes, I did it.

  • Greedy doesn't deserve the price.

  • It was me.

  • All me.

  • Frickin Koichi.

  • You're not even real.

  • I love you all the same, though.

  • Morning.

  • Don't go easy for five minutes.

  • But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone else in this room and then myself.

  • What?

  • He took up stinky things.

  • No popcorn.

  • Save that for later.

  • Everything I put in here I'm saving for later.

  • 00 no.

  • I broke.

  • It looks scary.

  • though.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Hey, I need this out.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I got it.

  • Money, money, money, money, eh?

  • But wait, How do you get over this?

  • Ah, uh, it's fun.

  • Who's doing it?

  • Stopping Just smelly dick.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, I wanna know.

  • Great that it, like, sucks.

  • Hard ring pulls more life out of them.

  • Like the longer you're sucking, it sounds very sexual, but it's not how I mean it.

  • Okay?

  • Do more.

  • Yes, I was more.

  • Let that pop pop call for days.

  • Oh, I'm a lady Sweet.

  • I want the things in the pictures.

  • Give me the things in the pictures, please.

  • And in order to pull the paintings off the wall so I can have them for myself.

  • Okay.

  • Did I miss anything else?

  • Here?

  • Pull down the symbol.

  • Pull down the symbol.

  • Pull.

  • You can't get to it, Aerio.

  • Wow, that was totally worth it.

  • All right, this is where the coins were.

  • Whatever.

  • Moving on.

  • Oh, doors, You know and all.

  • I keep pressing the wrong button.

  • Yeah, baby.

  • No point left behind.

  • Money is the lifeblood of Louisa.

  • Okay, that's the wrong button.

  • Again.

  • Why do we keep pressing the wrong button?

  • Jesus.

  • Okay, go easy.

  • Time to shine.

  • And you go, bud.

  • You, you You so grows.

  • Do you kiss your mother with that ass?

  • Okay, and now go in here.

  • You sounds so gross.

  • Flush it, Push it real good.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, Can I just go through you?

  • You do.

  • What you doing?

  • You Oh, secret candy store.

  • There's so many golden tickets on the ground.

  • Okay, this place is filthy to clean it up.

  • Okay, let's try and figure this out.

  • That's a good one.

  • Oh, I think What's happening?

  • Okay, Luigi, you're fucking it up.

  • Oh, just blow them all off the shelf.

  • They blow on them.

  • Okay?

  • Same thing.

  • Ah, okay.

  • So I have to start here.

  • Okay.

  • Stop.

  • What's happening?

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • Do you not work suddenly?

  • Okay.

  • With the freak.

  • Can you start with that one?

  • Go to this one, then.

  • Yeah, Fuck sake.

  • Hello.

  • Start with that one.

  • Sometimes it blows it, and sometimes it doesn't.

  • Okay, stop the fucking music.

  • I don't get it.

  • Now you work, But then another time, you don't.

  • Now I'm aiming at the ground and it's working.

  • There we go.

  • I don't know why I didn't just do it all with Luigi.

  • I don't know why I thought I had to use Gouichi.

  • Oh, my God, That was very annoying.

  • I mean, once I figured out to just aim at one of them and then walk down the line, it was actually pretty easy on.

  • That was my fault.

  • But I also stand by the fact that screw that.

  • All right, let's go.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, no.

  • It ain't my vacuum.

  • Close up those hands.

  • I don't want to see you anymore.

  • We're through.

  • You and me, You and I.

  • Us.

  • We're through.

  • Spider.

  • Yes.

  • Spiders have money in them.

  • I keep trying to tell you guys, but you're all sitting at home.

  • Still be like no spiders.

  • Scary.

  • What if I told you moaning?

  • Spider money.

  • Good.

  • Yes, there's There's something about the control sometimes that when I go to turn, sometimes it feels like he turns a lot.

  • And then sometimes it feels like it doesn't turn it all.

  • And he also moves on his own.

  • There's fucking tilt controls.

  • Are you serious?

  • Can you turn those off?

  • Gyros?

  • Sensitivity?

  • Zero movement had poltergeist thing.

  • Don't turn, Turn.

  • I don't know what that means.

  • There was till controls on all this time.

  • Oh, so much better.

  • Oh, my God, That's so much better.

  • No wonder it was so inaccurate constantly.

  • And he would just turn around at a moment's notice till controls and motion controls can eat the inner sanctum of my ass.

  • That sounded like someone going to the toilet.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This already feels so much better and make such a difference.

  • Okay, let's go on in.

  • What we chasing?

  • I get so distracted by sucking up everything in every single room that I'm like.

  • Wait, what do we do through Boston?

  • I seen Toad begin to save Toad.

  • Yes.

  • Hey, help!

  • But how do we save the toad?

  • We use the Chode.

  • Ah, uh, I'm scared.

  • Your man.

  • Luigi.

  • Come on.

  • Uh shook it up.

  • Use those big boy balls.

  • Oh, hello, Mr Grady.

  • Yeah, down.

  • Get a dude.

  • Even in death, you kick ass.

  • Uh, what, Who?

  • God, Uh, please, please get out of here with that weak sauce.

  • You gonna run out of chairs?

  • Uh, in circles.

  • Oh, switching it up, huh?

  • Switching it up.

  • Look, Luigi is not intimidated by thugs and scum and trash like you.

  • Luigi's amount of high class and honor.

  • You also have money here.

  • Thank you.

  • Dude, You suck.

  • So does your mom.

  • You suck about as much as my vacuum does.

  • My vacuum sucks the life out of dead dead things.

  • It doesn't make any sense.

  • Uh, yes.

  • What are you going to do now, tentacle ass?

  • Who have I like it?

  • Okay, I know how to deal with you now.

  • I'm a big boy.

  • Hey, changes the music as you grab him.

  • That's so cool.

  • Okay, we just have to beat you guys.

  • Beat you too.

  • Death.

  • Come here.

  • Oh, she don't do it again.

  • Is there a trick I'm supposed to be doing?

  • Or just beaten?

  • Y'all's ass is the good thing, cause I'm okay with that.

  • What?

  • Okay, what's okay with beating ass?

  • Okay, with eating s There you go.

  • Suck it.

  • You get it.

  • Okay.

  • Jesus, dude.

  • Now he become piano.

  • Well, that's terrifying.

  • Let me alone.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • What I do.

  • What do we do?

  • What we do?

  • I don't know what to do.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Ice.

  • I realized it too late.

  • A shit.

  • Okay, okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Jesus, Dude, this is intense.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • Do it!

  • No, I don't get it today.

  • Now.

  • Have to suck those up Right back at you.

  • All right, I'm ready this time.

  • I'm ready this time.

  • I know what I'm doing.

  • Chambers, wait, wait.

  • Hold on.

  • A freaky Ouch!

  • Christ!

  • There you go.

  • Uh huh.

  • Fun.

  • Okay, now I know how to do it.

  • Piggy.

  • Wait.

  • Crap.

  • Supposed to do anything?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Kick is dumb ass.

  • Oh, sucky sucky.

  • See, when an upgrade that sucks harder here.

  • So I could do more damage as I'm soaking the way you like it.

  • All right, round two.

  • Jesus Christ is the carpet all of a sudden?

  • Uh, do the big one.

  • I almost fucked that up.

  • Alright, here we go.

  • Here we go.

  • Watch out for the first box.

  • What musical notes?

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • No, that's illegal.

  • What?

  • Oh, this is a bullshit.

  • There's so many steps to this boss we know.

  • What are you doing?

  • There's only one place you should be shooting them straight.

  • Oh, I got your number now, dude.

  • Who?

  • Something.

  • All grabby hands.

  • So gross.

  • Who?

  • I'm a stinky ass and I like That's how you sound board.

  • Okay, but this is intense.

  • Oh, wait a second round here.

  • Nice.

  • That's what I like.

  • That's all right.

  • No sign that shit.

  • Crab.

  • No, I missed it all.

  • All right.

  • Still hurt him.

  • Hey, watch out for the teeth.

  • I'll go for the teeth again.

  • Stay far away, Savory.

  • Right now.

  • I want want, want, want, want, Want.

  • Okay, you got it.

  • You got it.

  • Luigi, you're a boss.

  • Europe animal.

  • Don't let anyone tell you differently.

  • God!

  • Okay.

  • Jesus.

  • Another big one way.

  • Go, Aereo into your basket of death.

  • This is really hurt.

  • Okay, that went well.

  • That was a good one.

  • Is that really not doing any damage to him?

  • The whole bomb thing?

  • I feel like that would do more damage than a Hoover.

  • No, no.

  • Sing us a song.

  • You're the sucky man You are gets in my village once more into the fray into the last good fight I'll ever know.

  • Oh, that's fun.

  • He did a little about.

  • That was fun.

  • That was awesome!

  • Our first boss fight me, kicked his boo tay.

  • Good job, Levi.

  • I didn't even use G at all.

  • Honestly, it feels like it wouldn't have helped that much.

  • Cute.

  • Oh, because I told I forgot.

  • You're just gonna take a shit in the corner.

  • Thank you.

  • Ready?

  • Get Coulter.

  • Put from the second game on the D s.

  • Wait, There's a gym here, though.

  • Hol

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ルイージのマンション3でSUCKEDしてきた最難関~その3 (The Hardest I've Ever SUCKED In Luigi's Mansion 3 - Part 3)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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