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  • top of the morning tea, everybody.

  • And welcome back to Luigi.

  • Mention first things first.

  • I have a cup of dirty being water.

  • Way too fucking heart already.

  • I also have my Luigi hat on.

  • And also the channel hit 23 million subscribers.

  • So the first thing I want to do is say thank you to everybody who's on this channel.

  • Anybody who watches anybody who's been here since the beginning or just joined yesterday or anybody in between I really, genuinely wholeheartedly appreciate you and thank you for being here.

  • But on a different note, let's mess shit up.

  • Enough wholesomeness.

  • Okay?

  • We could do that another time.

  • Right now we have to kill some ghosts.

  • I know what you're thinking.

  • That Jack doesn't make any sense.

  • I am an accidental genius.

  • Take that, Parents.

  • I went from being an accident to an accidental genius.

  • What are you going to do about that?

  • I'm gonna put on my glasses, so look even smarter.

  • No, I'm not.

  • I don't need them to record this close to my screen.

  • What am I doing?

  • I'm being an idiot.

  • Wait!

  • There's a egg missing.

  • Has anybody seen an egg?

  • Come here.

  • I always mess it up.

  • I always mess it up.

  • Can you stick to this?

  • No.

  • Then how do I get monies?

  • Let's see if we can double team this greedy.

  • No, Luigi, you're useless.

  • You're definitely an accident Mistake.

  • Okay, There's a lot of birds eye missing.

  • They came back scratching my face.

  • Um um, hold on.

  • That worked flawlessly.

  • You know what?

  • I don't need your damn birds.

  • Do whatever I want our piggy.

  • How do we get these things?

  • Not like that.

  • I want it.

  • Is there anything here at all?

  • I'm abide Luigi.

  • Maybe I'll get something in here that will help.

  • That's cool.

  • I've always wanted to see, like, proper fossils.

  • In real life.

  • I want to go to like, um what's the museum?

  • The Museum of Natural History.

  • Is that a New York?

  • Am I correct?

  • My geography and knowledge is bad.

  • All right, it's your time to shine.

  • Go IgI suck it.

  • Suck it.

  • Suck it.

  • Suck it.

  • Nice were coordinated, Luigi.

  • If we ever needed to get a nuke launched on me at the twisted keys at the same time, we'd be perfect for that.

  • Yo, governments, have you have wanted to carry nuclear war.

  • Get me out!

  • I got some sick skills.

  • That move.

  • I think that just moved in it.

  • Good move again.

  • It's looking right at me.

  • You think it was good, boy?

  • Just don't 000 you know.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Luigi, let me.

  • I do.

  • They are straight up dead.

  • They're dead.

  • They have been banished to the shadows.

  • Roam.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, this was a T Rex.

  • There's egg.

  • Hey, now no eyes.

  • You eat one egg, you get killed by the other eggs, huh?

  • Oh, stop it.

  • You know, I'm not gonna say it days or move.

  • You're a pain in my ass.

  • That's a chair.

  • Wait.

  • How am I supposed to do this this time, then don't wait, Damn it!

  • I don't have anything.

  • I lost a case back again.

  • All right, Let's see if there's a window you need to pipe down, sir.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Do any of your attacks of it a gap just like that?

  • He rexes of old.

  • All right?

  • I don't think so.

  • I thought I fired the egg.

  • Oh, wait.

  • No, I need to write.

  • It's the other button.

  • Okay, let's do this.

  • All right?

  • I am confusion.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

  • Okay.

  • Is there anything else Luigi can do?

  • Can you distract?

  • Greedy going Coast Get eaten.

  • There you go.

  • I Z jr Go easy.

  • You did great.

  • They do move in herds this but But it is very bad.

  • Oh, so bad.

  • What am I supposed to throw at you now?

  • Okay, okay, okay.

  • Just find something.

  • Just find something to Fiji.

  • Biker guys, I'm scared.

  • Okay?

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Luigi, you are just barely fast enough to run away from this.

  • Is there anything The Grab Khan.

  • Show this.

  • No.

  • Can I have anything?

  • All right, We're gonna go easy again.

  • We're gonna see what happens.

  • Ate me.

  • Eight, mate.

  • Okay, that was not eating me.

  • Thatwas So are these work.

  • Oh, well, I can do that.

  • Hey, come on and hit you with that one.

  • What frickin rocks and break him up.

  • Brix agrees out.

  • See what?

  • We suck it.

  • All right, All right.

  • I need the health.

  • I need to help.

  • Give me the health.

  • Thank you.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah.

  • Looks like you've become extinct.

  • Yes, that was epic Is the cave man.

  • Go set him free.

  • If it so have you ever done do time.

  • So whatever.

  • You have a big lump of bread.

  • Okay, A little scarier.

  • Okay, A lot scarier.

  • Okay, whatever, dude.

  • Jesus.

  • You know, even in death, your breath can sink.

  • Get out and work that that pushes you.

  • Okay, Bye.

  • Get out of my level.

  • All right.

  • We need to try something else that doesn't work.

  • Run!

  • Oh, Mama.

  • That was my moment.

  • That was That was the moment.

  • Get up, Luigi.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You read.

  • You go suck a bag of apples.

  • Who money?

  • Lots of money.

  • Way go!

  • I think the Bhutan's I hit them.

  • So goodly with my fingers.

  • It's probably because there's a little bit of, like, recording it.

  • Or I just saw that one's way more plausible.

  • And I've accepted all accepted.

  • I can suck.

  • I am afraid I'm also not afraid of danger.

  • Ooh, Ooh, His life on the ground.

  • Okay, lets stay far away from it this time because I would try to be too close because I didn't know if I had a window of opportunity.

  • But I have a huge window of opportunity.

  • Oh, do your big one way.

  • We you're not gonna money owed me good be going.

  • There you go.

  • Yeah, well, sh that sucky sucky are not in the good way.

  • Way.

  • Get ready for a prehistoric beat down.

  • Wait.

  • And again you leave your radio crash bandicoot ass music.

  • Oh, I'm a ghost.

  • I'm scary.

  • No, you're not.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I think you knocked the sibling rivalry out of Luigi from Mario, who was closer to each other.

  • Excuse moi.

  • Why didn't that?

  • Here you go.

  • You go.

  • They didn't work the first time for some reason.

  • Cokes.

  • One more You doing all the way over there, fool?

  • Get him.

  • It's also fun and cute bucket by.

  • All right.

  • I save my friend.

  • Victory Sip.

  • Oh, there's not like a couple dirty being Walter.

  • That actually does not taste that good.

  • I used a different coffee.

  • I don't like that.

  • I ran out of my good one.

  • Oh, I got it all still drinking because I'm a slut for beans.

  • Gone.

  • Your little bullets.

  • Do you have tense?

  • Wait.

  • Be too.

  • That's what you've managed to save another toad toad to the elevator and I'll make sure he stays safe and sound in the lab.

  • I got it.

  • I'll show him the elevator All right, Here's the elevator.

  • All right.

  • Come on, you little scamp.

  • Wait.

  • Oh, I could use you to smash in all the glass.

  • Oh, totally smash Toad for Smash.

  • I want Toad and Smash.

  • He's probably already in special.

  • Can't remember, But I want I want Toad for a different kind of smashed I was told for this smash.

  • Okay, toad.

  • Now, remember to get the shards of glass out of your face.

  • Take you.

  • You want trace our tops.

  • Wait.

  • It seemed like it kind of locked on for a second, though.

  • No, I'm a crazy person.

  • Whoa!

  • No, Toad.

  • None of this money is yours.

  • It's all mine.

  • I'm opening up a cat cafe in downtown Tokyo.

  • There's a load of them already.

  • I don't care.

  • This one's gonna be different.

  • It's gonna be cool because you're not gonna be there.

  • Yeah, Yes.

  • You want it?

  • You want to go?

  • You wanna go fly, ese?

  • Okay.

  • I was just a broke your nose, but you don't have a nose total.

  • Okay?

  • Get away from my money.

  • Told Toad.

  • Get away for my money.

  • Quick before he gets back.

  • Oh, God, He's here.

  • Hey, Bud.

  • How's it going?

  • may No money here.

  • Are you talking about?

  • You're being crazy.

  • Break any bones besides totals.