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top of the morning tea, everybody.
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And welcome back to Luigi.
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Mention first things first.
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I have a cup of dirty being water.
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Way too fucking heart already.
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I also have my Luigi hat on.
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And also the channel hit 23 million subscribers.
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So the first thing I want to do is say thank you to everybody who's on this channel.
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Anybody who watches anybody who's been here since the beginning or just joined yesterday or anybody in between I really, genuinely wholeheartedly appreciate you and thank you for being here.
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But on a different note, let's mess shit up.
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Enough wholesomeness.
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Okay?
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We could do that another time.
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Right now we have to kill some ghosts.
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I know what you're thinking.
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That Jack doesn't make any sense.
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I am an accidental genius.
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Take that, Parents.
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I went from being an accident to an accidental genius.
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What are you going to do about that?
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I'm gonna put on my glasses, so look even smarter.
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No, I'm not.
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I don't need them to record this close to my screen.
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What am I doing?
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I'm being an idiot.
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Wait!
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There's a egg missing.
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Has anybody seen an egg?
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Come here.
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I always mess it up.
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I always mess it up.
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Can you stick to this?
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No.
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Then how do I get monies?
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Let's see if we can double team this greedy.
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No, Luigi, you're useless.
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You're definitely an accident Mistake.
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Okay, There's a lot of birds eye missing.
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They came back scratching my face.
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Um um, hold on.
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That worked flawlessly.
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You know what?
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I don't need your damn birds.
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Do whatever I want our piggy.
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How do we get these things?
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Not like that.
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I want it.
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Is there anything here at all?
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I'm abide Luigi.
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Maybe I'll get something in here that will help.
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That's cool.
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I've always wanted to see, like, proper fossils.
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In real life.
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I want to go to like, um what's the museum?
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The Museum of Natural History.
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Is that a New York?
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Am I correct?
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My geography and knowledge is bad.
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All right, it's your time to shine.
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Go IgI suck it.
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Suck it.
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Suck it.
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Suck it.
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Nice were coordinated, Luigi.
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If we ever needed to get a nuke launched on me at the twisted keys at the same time, we'd be perfect for that.
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Yo, governments, have you have wanted to carry nuclear war.
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Get me out!
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I got some sick skills.
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That move.
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I think that just moved in it.
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Good move again.
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It's looking right at me.
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You think it was good, boy?
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Just don't 000 you know.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Luigi, let me.
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I do.
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They are straight up dead.
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They're dead.
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They have been banished to the shadows.
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Roam.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, this was a T Rex.
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There's egg.
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Hey, now no eyes.
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You eat one egg, you get killed by the other eggs, huh?
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Oh, stop it.
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You know, I'm not gonna say it days or move.
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You're a pain in my ass.
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That's a chair.
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Wait.
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How am I supposed to do this this time, then don't wait, Damn it!
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I don't have anything.
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I lost a case back again.
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All right, Let's see if there's a window you need to pipe down, sir.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Do any of your attacks of it a gap just like that?
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He rexes of old.
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All right?
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I don't think so.
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I thought I fired the egg.
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Oh, wait.
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No, I need to write.
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It's the other button.
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Okay, let's do this.
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All right?
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I am confusion.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Okay.
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Is there anything else Luigi can do?
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Can you distract?
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Greedy going Coast Get eaten.
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There you go.
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I Z jr Go easy.
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You did great.
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They do move in herds this but But it is very bad.
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Oh, so bad.
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What am I supposed to throw at you now?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Just find something.
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Just find something to Fiji.
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Biker guys, I'm scared.
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Okay?
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Okay, Okay.
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Luigi, you are just barely fast enough to run away from this.
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Is there anything The Grab Khan.
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Show this.
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No.
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Can I have anything?
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All right, We're gonna go easy again.
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We're gonna see what happens.
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Ate me.
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Eight, mate.
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Okay, that was not eating me.
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Thatwas So are these work.
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Oh, well, I can do that.
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Hey, come on and hit you with that one.
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What frickin rocks and break him up.
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Brix agrees out.
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See what?
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We suck it.
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All right, All right.
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I need the health.
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I need to help.
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Give me the health.
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Thank you.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Looks like you've become extinct.
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Yes, that was epic Is the cave man.
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Go set him free.
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If it so have you ever done do time.
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So whatever.
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You have a big lump of bread.
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Okay, A little scarier.
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Okay, A lot scarier.
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Okay, whatever, dude.
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Jesus.
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You know, even in death, your breath can sink.
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Get out and work that that pushes you.
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Okay, Bye.
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Get out of my level.
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All right.
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We need to try something else that doesn't work.
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Run!
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Oh, Mama.
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That was my moment.
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That was That was the moment.
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Get up, Luigi.
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Oh, my God.
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You read.
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You go suck a bag of apples.
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Who money?
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Lots of money.
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Way go!
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I think the Bhutan's I hit them.
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So goodly with my fingers.
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It's probably because there's a little bit of, like, recording it.
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Or I just saw that one's way more plausible.
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And I've accepted all accepted.
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I can suck.
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I am afraid I'm also not afraid of danger.
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Ooh, Ooh, His life on the ground.
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Okay, lets stay far away from it this time because I would try to be too close because I didn't know if I had a window of opportunity.
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But I have a huge window of opportunity.
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Oh, do your big one way.
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We you're not gonna money owed me good be going.
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There you go.
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Yeah, well, sh that sucky sucky are not in the good way.
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Way.
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Get ready for a prehistoric beat down.
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Wait.
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And again you leave your radio crash bandicoot ass music.
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Oh, I'm a ghost.
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I'm scary.
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No, you're not.
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Oh, okay.
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I think you knocked the sibling rivalry out of Luigi from Mario, who was closer to each other.
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Excuse moi.
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Why didn't that?
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Here you go.
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You go.
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They didn't work the first time for some reason.
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Cokes.
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One more You doing all the way over there, fool?
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Get him.
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It's also fun and cute bucket by.
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All right.
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I save my friend.
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Victory Sip.
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Oh, there's not like a couple dirty being Walter.
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That actually does not taste that good.
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I used a different coffee.
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I don't like that.
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I ran out of my good one.
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Oh, I got it all still drinking because I'm a slut for beans.
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Gone.
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Your little bullets.
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Do you have tense?
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Wait.
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Be too.
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That's what you've managed to save another toad toad to the elevator and I'll make sure he stays safe and sound in the lab.
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I got it.
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I'll show him the elevator All right, Here's the elevator.
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All right.
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Come on, you little scamp.
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Wait.
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Oh, I could use you to smash in all the glass.
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Oh, totally smash Toad for Smash.
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I want Toad and Smash.
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He's probably already in special.
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Can't remember, But I want I want Toad for a different kind of smashed I was told for this smash.
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Okay, toad.
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Now, remember to get the shards of glass out of your face.
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Take you.
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You want trace our tops.
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Wait.
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It seemed like it kind of locked on for a second, though.
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No, I'm a crazy person.
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Whoa!
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No, Toad.
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None of this money is yours.
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It's all mine.
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I'm opening up a cat cafe in downtown Tokyo.
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There's a load of them already.
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I don't care.
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This one's gonna be different.
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It's gonna be cool because you're not gonna be there.
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Yeah, Yes.
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You want it?
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You want to go?
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You wanna go fly, ese?
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Okay.
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I was just a broke your nose, but you don't have a nose total.
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Okay?
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Get away from my money.
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Told Toad.
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Get away for my money.
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Quick before he gets back.
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Oh, God, He's here.
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Hey, Bud.
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How's it going?
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may No money here.
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Are you talking about?
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You're being crazy.
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Break any bones besides totals.