You know, one of the things kids love most about this time of year is going to the mall and sitting in Santa's lap and telling them what they want for Christmas.

Well, I love that myself as a child.

And I figured, you know, I've got the suit on.

Why not give back some of the wonder and joy that I received as a child?

Max, would you please here, Ho ho.

Just like a little girl.

Ho.

Merry Christmas, Children.

Merry Christmas, elf.

Merry Christmas, Santa.

Kids all say they've been extra good this year.

Well, I'll be the judge of that.

Hi, there.

What's your name?

Lindsey.

Hi, Lindsay.

Want you tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

I don't like you.

Treat you guest with more respect.

What, and stop visiting so much.

Oh, right.

Same notice.

The network.

There you go.

Thank you very much.

Run along.

Here you go.

Hi, How are you?

What's your name?

Hi, Lisa.

Now, what would you like for Christmas?

I would like you to stop wearing a tie.

Oh, look.

Just forget about the show for a second.

All right, What else do you want?

I would like to see you punching old man in the stomach.

Okay, Well, Santa can do that way.

Would you like me to hold him, Santa, please do that.

Okay.

Hi, big boy.

What's your name?

Hi, Chris.

Now, what would you like Santa to bring you?

I'd like to see another aviation footage with funny.

Oh, that's great.

I think.

Then you can do that.

Let's take a look.

What's your name?

Whitney.

All right, Whitney.

Now, what do you want for Christmas?

I wish you fighting with government.

Mmm, You're right, Java man.

And I should end our year long feud.

No job, man.

I I guess some of the things I said were a little out of line.

Come on, put it there.

All right.

Very good.

Thank you.

Good to see you, boy.

How about you?

What's your name?

First of all, Black Mark.

All right.

Now what would you like for Christmas?

Like t bring my daddy back, Bring you know, bring your daddy back, Make you do ok, Alright.

Shuriken do that.

Max.

Max, it's Christmas.

The man's got a family.

Let him go home right now.

Yeah, right now.

All right.

What's your name?

Ashley.

Okay.

And what would you like for Christmas?

Love to see, um, you'd love to see who you'd like to see Ed Koch tickle himself.