字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント top of the morning to you ladies might even like that guy. And welcome to Pigeon simulator. I saw this on Twitter ages ago. Andi, I was really excited for it to come out. I was waiting for a demo. I was waiting for something just so I could dig my little pigeon feet into a no. Boston Studios. Same people who did. I am fish. I am brand all of that stuff. They This is part of their new prototype range, and I'm really excited pitching for the bread in the space. Okay? I don't know what I do in this game. Apparently, it's even up to four players What the Jesus is happening in this picture. And why is it so warm in my room? Oh, Jesus. I'm right into it. Okay. Feeling lost? Yes. I have no idea how I got here at this time in my life in YouTube. Okay? There's a nasty over there. Need sticks. All right. Everywhere that need sticks. I like that. We have Paige and vision. No pigeon vision is, but I'm glad that exists. Okay. How do we do anything? Oh, God. I just shat on an egg on people but they get pee all over them. You are starving. How did you know? All right, where do I get food? I'm gonna attack people. You could find food, Clothes, two bins. All right. Ah, there we go. I need to grab stuff. Was I'm going. Yes, I got it. But Hardaway, stop. Here we go. A little bit. And the best vision I could jump so huge. You just lay eggs here. Oh, everyone, be nice to me. Okay. God, I haven't had any training in this, Okay? So don't know. Excellent. Amazing landing. Just attack people dead or alive. You're coming with me by I Straight up. Just hug someone. I see him. Another victim. Another lamb for the slaughter. Come here, baldy. Okay, Come on. What is the best feature of this game? All right, you're going up with the chimney. I'm putting you up here. You don't have any choice with deal with it. Okay, Hold on. Hold on, hold on. I need to Yes. Down. Ugo. Oh, God. This feels like this feels like 2016 YouTube again. This is so fun. I don't You get a human run over a pretty Sammy. That was a guy who just slapped me. Oh, no. How fine. I'll get him out of the street. Who's more heartless? The pigeon to put him here and kill them Or the people who didn't want to pick up his body afterwards. I think that says a lot about humanity that says a lot of our society. Here you go. Dinner served, huh? I killed another one. Still, I just can't stop killing people. I'm addicted to it. Okay. I'm on a mission right now to get sticks there. I got one. All right now, Pigeon Vision guide me home. I need to put it in this nest right here. But how do I do? Said thing. It just did it. Oh, I'm gonna lay some eggs and my progeny. You're gonna rule the world. I hate eggs. Oh, I'm sorry. I just fired it out. A bunch of thanks. Mickey D's. That's not Mickey D's is KFC. That means I'm eating chicken. You're gonna want that coffee. Oh, yeah. He pieces of trash. Your ambition. I'm eating the trash that I am. I'm a lesser form of being. Thanks. Game Finally, a game I can relate to. Finally, a game that speaks my language. Ah, they have the goat goat from goat simulator. Ah, that's fun. I like that. I like when developers show each other some phone and respect towards each other. Properties like that a lot. Okay, Time to eat. Happy meal. It's a cheery me. I have big plans again. I can make a nest at the very top of this thing. And I don't know why you haven't been doing it, because that's a great idea. This is a much better place for a nest. Okay. Can I lay eggs? Yes. So many eggs. Wait. Can I blame or can you guys hatch? I want to see what happens. I want to take over the world with pigeons. I just lame. Or what's the point? Okay. I have objectives in first. The park infest the plaza, infest the factory, maybe have to sit on my eggs. Yeah, I have to sit on my eggs because I'm a pigeon. Idiot. What else was I supposed to fly around? This is our pigeons. Do can we have more pigeons? I'm gonna have pigeons everywhere. I'm gonna have an army of pigeons that are going to come in and they're all gonna swoop in and take your to pain. Yeah, you you gross! Okay, They need food. Hey, Hey, you stop it. I'm a mother and I have 10 kids, you asshole! Okay. Do you guys need this? Did I do it? How? Wait. Maybe I can feed them human. I didn't work. Hey! Oh, G Oh! Oh, This pigeon's almost don't for guys. Damn it! You know, my pigeon killed. All right, the big boy balls. Air on on. We're going for it this time, gamers. Enough messing around. This is pigeon simulator. You know, the pigeons are going to solve the climate crisis. The pigeons are just gonna come out here and plant all the trees themselves. Pigeons love team trees, Diego Hush hush little ones. Push, Push! Mom is here. E b A pigeon. I don't give them food. I puke the food. So Mama do it's Mama's gotta eat first, though. Mom's gonna hound down on a Mac. Mickey D's I don't know what I do from there. I know what the button is to puke all over my Children. It's also a sentence. I never thought I'd have to say Wait a second. Can I Ah, hell, yes. Skateboard pigeon. It doesn't bring me a lot. Do you think me now? Humans. Idiots. You, That's what this is. You I thought that was P. I'm just puke in all over them. Yeah, all right. He got my babies. Oh, my God. You're gonna bleed me dry. This is gonna work this time. Yes. Rise, my brothers. The pigeon ng happens now. This is just This is untitled goose game for pigeons. I am pigeon. Yes, I can hear them destroy the world already. The young king happens now, brothers. All right, time to infect the factory. They're not even going to see a coming. I'm gonna put a halt to this city, okay? People are getting shot on all over the place, and I love it. Okay? My pigeons are almost ready. Just a little bit more food. I got this. I got this. Ouch! Eat up real fast, real fast. Stop! Slips up. Yeah, Pigeon man. Hawaii. Well, I guess it's actually regular pigeon. Okay, but do some stuff. Gives me a pink thing. I don't know what that means, but I'm excited about it. I ate a bagel or a donor. Bagels just unsweetened donuts. Changed my mind. You'll know I'm right. Sorry for this. Hot take. Pigeon brothers rise. They honk. Inning is no. The cooling is now Take their forklifts and destroy their society. Just regular pigeon. Oh, it was in the plaza that they were getting. Oh, exterminators calm. Am I supposed to do about it? How am I supposed to take on a van? Drop a human on it? That's gonna work. I have high hopes for this under attack. No, brothers bitch. He's setting fire to my nest. Well, they don't need the nest anymore. Come here. His brains. Oh, my God. I broke him. He's stuck in the fence now. Okay? No, Eat him. Eat bits of him. Yeah. All right. I'm gonna make an example of you See this van? If he does, then you died. God dammit! We starved to death. Somebody burning my nest again. Are you serious? I didn't even give me a warning. Come here. No! Here we go. What's that do doing, asshole? Okay. Ouch! She's out! Out! Stop! What the hell are we supposed to do? Have our God! Okay, Hold on, Children.