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Amazons returns policy Susie, I hear you might be doing a tour this year.

What is the Susie Dent tour?

What will involve, well, seems like a Jimmy Carter, but it's about £20 cheaper going.

So you're on tour.

Go on, tell me.

Well, thank you.

I just talked for an hour and then I will answer people's queries.

So what?

What's the most common question you get?

Asked them benefits that I have enough this twice this year, Always a, which is quite a common question.

And that is one of them was quite nozzoli lady.

And she said, What's the G stand for in G spot?

It sounds like a guy calling this a gray from bag.

Who is the lucky guy who found it You've written a book about?

There's a woman called Beverly Whipple who actually discovered it and didn't want it named after her.

It was gonna be called Whipple's tickle, and she didn't She didn't want her name used on, and there's no part of the vagina that's named after a person that isn't named after a man with Paul.

So much, but I've got another good vagina.

Fact.

Yeah, Theo.

Gee, sport isn't actually a real thing, but the literacy is like 10 centimetres long.

Wow.

Okay, it isn't true.

It was originally called the Cleta.

Chris.

I'm going crazy.

I was actually in love sex with you, Okay?

Only charge of the numbers.

It's Rachel Riley.

Rachel's clitoris is 10 cents.

Ah, a small Penis.

Right.

So we need to talk.

I have one of those even deeper stories, though.

Yeah.

Word on the streets.

Is that wrong?

You didn't use your pecker to use 26?

Yeah, I didn't.

I didn't I didn't lose my virginity till I was 26 years.

What?

What?

We must have been some deeper angry went way.

You guys 26 you must be in here, Theo.

That's going through my mind is a still of you tell you know she That's me.

It's 17.

I think you are a fucking fish.

Why's it?

But you think virginity to you?

I think that might be the reason.

Just just put out his eyes.

They're in there somewhere.

But I'm telling you Oh, my God.

Wow.

It's like sitting across from gather the heart.

Really?

You guys laying here in a suit?

E.

I eat my custody standard because I've always been different one of my group because I'm used to shelling us.

Just me.

You've always been about one in your crap and get away with what you have been dealing with.

Not to be the fact that Theo you couldn't be a land mammal.

I'm not with that guy.

You have to be ocean bound.

Or you could go skinny bitch.

Really amazing.

You should do for the blind, I can tell you this that a few people at all, which is my camera number two?

Yeah.

Can you keep it?

It's wrong.

Honestly, let's take it seriously for one minute.

This is one of the biggest benders in the world.

Put on your television set.

Let's get 10 seconds to get us from going.

Do you want slightly?

Magic is Well, look at this and it's disappeared.

Way serious way.

I'm freaking people out, Yuri.

I'm just gonna change those two.

Bank Go now.

Everybody, don't place your spoon on your television set.

All of us are going to say 123 Don't And your spoons.

Your spoons are gonna jump off the TV at home.

Okay, but tell the speaker up really loud.

Wait a minute.

Okay.

Way Shout, Go to Rio.

Now, if you spoon Did love it, sailed across the room e mail, Jimmy?

Yeah, definitely.

Male may be done.

My left foot is now my right foot.

Big skeptical.

There will be thousands of people.

Email.

Jimmy.

My God, My spoon jump of the TV sailed across one of those people one day.

Might be the wife.

Might be the one You?

Yeah, it's time for the big fat question on as a salute to the late great Stanley, we've got some very special guests.

Help!

Ask it, ladies German, please give a big welcome to thought Black widow, Spider Man, Black Panther and the Incredible Hulk.

I'm definitely starting to hallucinate.

Okay?

These guys have all had a massive year of the box office.

Half the top 10 grossing movies worldwide had marvel characters in them.

But how well do you know them all?

All I want you to do is write down their riel name, you know?

Okay, Two points for each correct answer.

We've got Thor, black widow, Spider Man, Black Panther and the incredible Hawker One.

They're really Yes, Superman is Clark Kent yet?

I have a chat with hope.

No, you can't have a chat with him.

Can't talk.

Look at him.

Try and stand up for your boobs.

Make him giggle Russian if you got a mascot.

Yes, I do have a mascot.

I've got pizza.

Is your master Yes, my mask.

What you make of that?

No, I'm not knocking on this show.

I put on my mask locked inside.

Just brought in comfort food to get me for it growing I put in the cake.

Another part of my mascot way See how far you get through the pizza and the cake during the show?

Finished?

I like the way down now.

No, eat It comes.

Yeah, me What about you?

You you you got you got You got the baby's All right, Chairman, How many kids you go?

None.

You firing blanks cause them shots?

Because you hold your shot like a bony for 26 years And you kept got no bomb.

You did not make 27 bucks.

Get your Children.

You think not make might be the secret.

You know, Magnum union at least you might have to take a course of, like, Magnum for six months.

Magnum, the ice cream we're talking about, Magnum I drink would pull us.

There's a drink called Magnum in it.

It's like a wind tonic in it.

So they say like it, please.

You're a wine tonic.

Yeah.

Can we get some?

You get someone in here has definitely smuggled something thing.

Someone get this guy back, not drinking.

Fucking not make awesome, Magnum bitches.

Well, your magnum.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It doesn't work the same on girls.

Think it doesn't have the same effect.

I like it.

But it's medicine, right?

That one here just gave you another 50 million Flaming Soldiers TV show.

And someone has just handed me a brown bottle with the label removed.

I'm frightened.

It's like cough medicine.

But something strange is happening downstairs.

That's just something very new is happening.

T bag's coming back.

You know anything about being a grown up?

Thanks.

Once you you able to afford stuff, you get a letter in the post.

It says no.

Let's run the post.

I don't knock on the fucking door.

Best way to reduce stress.

Best way to reduce stress.

Pay your taxes.

I must just say this in case the taxman is watching.

Hello, I'm Jimmy.

Well, of course is always being volunteered for something.

Oh, you know when you saw you come down and this is going Okay, tell Mom to the airport, aren't you?

Oh, she's there with a code word on a possible trip down the young 25.

I don't understand.

The airport run anymore with the event of uber.

I don't understand why you've still got pick people up from the airport when you d'oh because something will pay tax and get trying.

Why doesn't everyone just get a private car?

So guests to know that majorly guest it's made to be gas, Jimmy.

Yeah, Just be careful, because I'm very sensitive.

Mo Farah sign.

It's definitely not the Mo Farrah.

Famously, it's that isn't students most hearts and m for Mo.

You know this is it?

Yeah, it's stress.

And Fred Yes, you're I'm too sexy for my talk.

Yeah, but you know, right?

Said Fred doesn't present the crystal maze thing to poor white people.

This crystal maze guy.

Hello.

No, famously guys get into this again, but it isn't.

There's loads of things on that is an either.

If you see Jimmy in the street when he was younger, John didn't want to be a comedian.

Congratulations.

He's appeared on Cats Does Countdown before, when he was the first ever non English speaker in dictionary corner.

People have criticized Danny's acting over the years, but what they don't know is he's actually a 50 year old Jamaican lady.

Go on and do one of your crappy jokes.

That's the Spirit Road was brought up in CA Marvin in commodity in Wales.

You're not sure what that's like.

Imagine a rubbish bin in a skip on a landfill.

Yeah, Martin is the oldest town in Wales.

It's T K.

Maxx dates back to medieval one for you collectively and one for him.

Sam trained his event, then turned to comedy, and he's known in both careers for his put downs as an Australian.

What do you make of British culture?

Not much.

I mean, a lot comes on with me.

It's pretty good.

British culture's pretty good, but you don't have much culture.

I mean, really, when you really think about it, especially when it comes to food, it came from it came from the Nords or the Vikings who invaded.

I believe I can't believe in Australia.

And it's sitting there accusing us of having no culture because of that well known Australian cuisine you guys invented when you started existed five minutes ago.

All of your food is prison food.

Well, I love the encouragement.

This clearly isn't happening.

Fuck you.

48% of Brits think social networks can help new relationships.

It's so true.

My life has been such a social world, Wind.

Since I joined Grindr, I've hardly been able to sit down.

This week, 15 Australian miners were sacked for doing the Harlem shake.

I was saying that in the heart of you're familiar with the Harlem shake race.

They did it at their workplace.

They were sacked.

So we asked Our studio audience is important to have fun at work.

Yes or no.

No, no.

I'll ask you questions for them.

Really way.

Have you never seen this fucking job?

Were you thinking sex?

Someone on their right?

And you know that everyone's watching.

Does it not like going to the back?

Your mind?

Your mom's gonna see this?

No.

Is to Thurman.

Was all right with it because you don't see every feeling.

Imagine she's hardly on the pillow when any bits has happened.

You know, she was super proud of us.

Is a good, great performance.

My boy smashed the back doors in their ways.

He's so good at shagging in it, she could barely walk down to the pool the next morning.