Name: 誰かを追い払うために誰かとセックスしたことがある？| アポロでのライブ - BBC (Ever had sex with someone to get rid of them? | Live At The Apollo - BBC)
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No, honestly, it's just the best way sometimes. You're like,

"OK, look, you got what you came for. Now bugger off."

Do you know what I mean? It's so terrible, but I think part of it

because it's always on apps, and so the problem is all of that

getting-to-know-you stuff that you would normally spend

the first four or five dates on, all that stuff is blown on WhatsApp

in the first week before you ever even meet that person, right?

So you have nothing to talk about. You may as well do it.

And, like, when you have those conversations,

You're finding out about his hopes and dreams,

And then there's always that one night where the texting goes

a little too late into the night and it starts to get a little seedy

and all of his emojis change from the neutral yellow ones

You know, it's all devil horns and aubergine

and you're like, "OK, well, you know, like, obviously

"cos, like, he's definitely having a wank right now.

"cos Goddamn it, I'm a feminist, all right? So tit for tat, OK?"

So, like, the next day is when the reality sets in,

You're just like, "I could swear to God he knew how to spell 'your'

"yesterday, but he's done it wrong like three separate times.

"Like, that's not a trait I want to pass on to my imaginary children

"It might be the worst STD out there, it's just stupid.

"Like, maybe this guy will literally fuck my brains out.

So, like, now I'm like, "I just got to meet him really, really fast

"and get this over with." So I've been on like five Bumble dates

and they've all gone pretty much the same, right?

So I'll show up to the agreed-upon pub 15 minutes late

"make him wait for it, girl. Mmmm, you do you."

Put on a full face of make-up and then took half of it off

This guy is nowhere to be found. I even check the toilets.

And then I get a text 20 minutes after that saying,

"Oh, sorry, the District line's acting up.

And I'm like, "Likely story, asshole. I'm checking TfL."

So, like, I can't start eating cos that's what we're going to do,

and get myself an extra large glass of red wine

so that by the time he shows up, I'm a rip-shit drunk.

I got my dress tucked into my panties. Let's do this, all right?

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