これは一体何なのか！？// Vlogmas 2019 23日目 (What even is this?! // Vlogmas 2019 Day 23)

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(piano music)
(snickering)
(upbeat music)
- [Jessica] Are you happy?
Aw, 'cause we're going for a walk.
He's just like, Sunny's like--
- [Both] Aah!
- She's so happy!
- I thought she was yawning?
I thought she was just like.
(laughs)
- [Jessica] She's just really pleased with life!
I can't even hold this still.
- Oh, dear.
- Oh.
So today, we are supposed to be making a video
about vintage sleepwear,
and it was gonna be a look-book
and really glamorous and lovely, and then.
- And then we woke up and you had a migraine,
I had a headache, it's just--
- Yeah.
- December's been taking it's toll.
- December's been taking it's toll for the last few weeks.
I mean.
- It's all right, it's like only two days til Christmas.
- I know, and to be fair I've done this to myself.
No one made me do Vlogpress,
but then I sent myself a challenge
and if I sent myself a challenge, then by golly,
I've got to complete it.
- We're gonna go clear our minds
with some beautiful.
- You are driving!
- Sussex down views.
- Put both of your hands on the steering wheel please.
- Sorry.
We're up at Devil's Dyke which is like,
a really great name for one.
(laughs)
And it's got beautiful views and the dogs love it.
- Shetland Pony!
It also has a Shetland Pony.
- It has wild animals.
Okay, that's not a wild animal.
- How windy will it be Claudia I said.
She said, it's not windy today.
(wind blows)
My hair says otherwise.
(wind blows)
- It's a bit windier than I thought it was gonna be.
- [Jessica] Uh huh.
(upbeat Christmas music)
A bit windy.
(wind blows)
Love you.
Now we're stood behind a bush.
- The wind just suddenly stopped.
- Everything is fine.
Here's the bush.
(laughs)
Thanks bush.
That's amazing.
How nice.
Do you think it's the other side?
Wait, let's have a see.
Does this phenomenon continue?
This is very pleasant behind this bush.
Delightful in fact.
(wind blows)
Oh, oh no.
Now the wind's back.
Back we go behind the bush.
Oh, back to being pleasant.
I think I'll just stand here.
Well.
(laughs)
If we we're tired before?
- I feel quite invigorated.
- Someone had a hood.
- I know, thank god for a hood.
- Someone did not.
- But you had this ginormous fur collar thing.
But actually, I'm a be like whoa.
A bit wind swept now.
(laughs)
(sighs)
Let's go home and do something
a little bit less adventurous.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)
- Hi, we're back and now I'm wearing makeup.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
- You have eyebrows.
- Yeah, I've got eye brows now.
I was gonna leave them off, but then we got invited
to a party later and I thought, well, might as well.
- Yeah, my friend messaged me in WhatsApp
and I was like, what this?
I don't heard about this?
- You were offended.
She was like, am I gonna see you tonight?
And Claudia was like? - I was like what?
- Uh, what did I not get invited to now?
Jesus!
- Yeah, I mean I didn't say any blasphemous words,
but that is what you just added now.
- We are currently upset for family reasons
that we can't tell you about.
So we decided to play Heads Up.
I decided to play Heads Up.
Claudia got dragged into it.
- Yeah.
- I just feel like we need to boost ourselves,
make ourselves feel happy and joyful, and Christmasy.
- Okay.
- I mean none of the Christmas packs are available for free
so we won't be feeling that Christmasy
'cause I refuse to spend money.
So.
(laughs)
- Oh dear.
Let's just do animals.
- All right.
- I can do that.
- Yeah you're pretty good at animals.
- Yeah.
- Okay, animals gone wild.
(upbeat music)
- We eat these for my birthday
and it made me feel really sick.
- Oysters!
- Yeah.
We like eating it, but it's bad.
No. - Tuna!
- Yeah.
- Not a crab.
- A lobster!
- Yeah.
- Not a chicken.
- It's a turkey?
- No.
- It's a goose? - No.
- It's a duck?
- Yes.
- Not a monkey.
This is has got a theme.
- An ape, a gorilla?
- Yep.
Not a mouse.
- A rat? - Yeah.
Really long, big fish.
- A whale?
- No a fish.
- Oh sorry, a shark?
- No.
- A shark is a fish.
- It's a bit like an eel, but it's a type of fish.
You can eat it.
(sighs)
Barracuda.
- Yeah sure.
Oh, this isn't real and it breathes fire.
- Dragon?
- Yes.
- Ow.
(laughs)
- It builds dams.
- Beaver?
- Yes!
Oh, these are in the place that you sleep.
They're not--
- Bedbugs? - Yes.
It's a type of bird.
When you die, oh my god.
When you smile, you get these feet.
- Crow's feet?
- Yes.
- Crow. - Crow, yeah, yeah.
It's not a horse, it pulls carts,
and you see it at the seaside.
- Donkey?
- Yes.
Oh, it's half of Tilly, it's fluffy.
- Poodle? - Yes.
Oh, like a polar, but it's not.
It's the opposite.
- Brown Bear?
- No. - Grizzly Bear?
- The opposite of white.
- Black Bear?
- Yes.
Who knew that was a thing?
Babies, it brings babies!
- A parent?
- A stork. - A stork, yeah.
I always get herring and stork mixed up.
Oh, they're like almost going extinct.
They live in Australia on the little island in Australia.
They're quite cute.
- Tasmanian Devil?
- Yes.
It's a flying mammal.
- A bat?
- Yes.
It's a flying creature and it's--
- Was your armpit related?
- Can be golden, no it's not.
(laughs)
It's, oh!
There's a character that does a bow and had an eye.
- A fox?
- No and it's named after these birds
because it's very good eye.
(laughs)
- Hawk Eye? - Yes.
- Hawk. - Yes, a hawk.
(laughs)
- It's not as impressive as a hawk.
It's a bit like a pheasant.
- Oh like a pheasant.
- Partridge.
(laughs)
It's not as impressive as a hawk.
God that whole problem was very difficult.
(laughs)
An eye!
(laughs)
- Oh, they sting you in the sea.
- Stingray?
- No.
- Jellyfish? - Yes.
It's not a,
oh my god.
- [Claudia] You're bad.
- It goes graw, graw.
(laughs)
No what's the word?
There's a thing, it bounces.
It's green and it bounces.
- A cricket?
- No, a green--
- Grasshopper?
- No, another green bouncy thing.
It's amphibious.
- Frog!
- Yes.
- Oh my gosh.
- Toad, it's not a toad.
That's what I was trying to say.
Not this.
This lives for a very short amount of time.
- Butterfly?
- No, generally near a pond. - May fly?
- It bites you.
- Mosquito? - And you're like, ow.
No it was a dragonfly.
(sighs)
- To be fair, it makes me feel like I've lost,
but that was you being really rubbish.
Oh, very impressive bird on the mantel of churches.
The thing.
- Eagle?
- No.
Hawk, no not a hawk?
- No, I think it's like a mystical bird.
- A Phoenix?
- No.
- That is a mystical bird?
What's another mystical bird?
- Skip it, skip it.
Oh, you get them in London.
They're a bit like colorful birds.
Green, flying around.
- A Toucan?
- No, you get them in London.
They live in the wild,
but you really wouldn't expect them to.
- You get them in London, they're colorful?
- They're green, they're like a bunch of girls.
- It's not a parrot?
- Parakeet.
- Oh.
(sighs)
Is that?
- Oh, I just realized what a Pegasus is!
Isn't that a flying horse?
I knew it was a mystical creature,
and it was kind of semi-bird.
- You see them in churches?
- Do you see them in churches?
(laughs)
All right, let's go on to, let's do our next.
Let's do another category.
- Do movies. - But act out.
That would be quite funny.
- Act it out.
(mumbles)
(hums)
Playing the trumpet?
(hums louder)
Is that not a trumpet?
- No!
(mimics a trumpet)
That was a trumpet.
(hums louder)
- I don't know?
(laughs)
- Oh gosh.
- I'm not a musical person.
You're walking a dog?
- Tilly, yep.
- Ah!
(mimics choking)
You're choking to death?
- Well it was just choking, but.
(silly noises)
- You're surfing?
- Yeah.
We're doing it right now.
- We are playing a game.
We're signing, we're interpreting.
- First word.
(silly noises)
- We're playing Charades?
- Yes!
- We're not playing Charades.
(laughs)
- I'm really bad at this.
The most I can do is a forward roll.
- Accidents.
(laughs)
- Gymnastics?
- Yes.
- Howdy.
(silly noises)
- You're a cowboy? - Yes.
(laughs)
- Opening a tin can?
- No, a bottle of wine. - Oh.
- You thought you never knew that, so.
(laughs)
- Trombone, why would I have known?
- Because I thought you were an educated person.
Oh god.
(upbeat music)
(sighs)
- Oh!
- Basketball?
Shooting hoops?
(pop)
- There's a court, there's a net in the middle,
and we're trying to throw a--
- Dodge ball!
- No. - Tennis, volley ball?
- Yes.
- There's ice, and I'm going really quickly.
- Ice skating?
- But quickly.
- Ice racing?
(laughs)
- Another thing.
(laughs)
- Ice hockey? - Really quick.
- Ice sprinting?
Ice skating sprinting?
- No.
(laughs)
So close, it's-- - Tobogganing?
The first letter is the thing that you realized I was doing.
- Skiing?
- No, I'm.
- Sledding?
- I might be doing the wrong thing?
- I had no idea what you were doing?
(laughs)
- Pass it then.
(laughs)
Oh, I'm making food.
- Baking, whisking, whipping, cooking?
- Yes.
- Oh my god, what they hell was that thing in the middle?
(laughs)
- Speed skating.
What how did I?
- You we're really doing it very fast.
You were like, I'm doing it quickly.
(laughs)
- It's my idea of fast.
God, you're so judgemental.
(laughs)
(mimics throwing up)
- Vomiting?
- Yeah, well no, other word for it.
- Puking?
- No, another word.
- Sicking?
- No another word.
- Throwing up?
- Yes.
- Jumping up and down?
Bouncing on a ball?
- It's a flat thing.
(silly noises)
- Bouncing, trampolining? - Yeah.
- Oh you're scuba diving? - Yeah!
(silly noises)
- You're horse riding?
- No it's.
(mimics swooshing)
- You're skiing?
(laughs)
What the hell are you doing?
(mimics motor)
You're on a motor bike?
(laughs)
You're motorbiking?
- It's a small one.
(mimics motor)
- It's a small motorbike?
- Yeah.
(mimics motor)
- A moped, you're on a moped?
- No what's?
(mimics motor)
(laughs)
Another name for that kind of thing?
- Biking, boat?
- Scootering.
- You were scootering?
- I was scootering.
First of all I was like,
and then it's the ones that you do with one foot.
- Why was it electric?
- Because you weren't getting the one for the scooter,
for the manual ones.
So I was changing it into a scooter as in like,
a motorbike scooter.
(mimics bell)
Writing a check?
- Yes.
(laughs)
- Eating snow?
- Yeah yeah, we'll count it that.
- Fishing?
- Yes.
- DJing?
- Yes.
(silly noises)
- Magicing?
- Yes.
- Stomping?
Marching?
- Yes.
- Taking the bins out?
Sealing?
Changing a nappy?
- Yes.
- Spritzing?
Perfuming?
- Yes.
- We did quite well! - Yeah!
- Well done.
- See you were dissing me.
- When you were concentrating, you're quite good yeah.
It's when you take when someone critiques you like,
I'll show you.
(laughs)
(sighs)
(mimics explosion)
- An explosion, a volcano?
- Yes, volcano.
- I'm Daydreaming?
- It is.
(mimics shooting)
- Shooting someone?
Target practice?
Gun?
- Yes.
- Blowing a whistle?
Ordering?
A PE teacher?
No, you are a traffic coordant?
- Yep.
- You're surfing again.
No, now you're snowboarding.
(laughs)
It's not a, oh!
A slingshot.
Cooking, flipping a pancake?
- Yeah!
Flipping pancakes?
I am not the worst.
(sighs)
I mean, - I'm quite tired now.
I'm not the best, but I'm not the worst.
- Maybe we do something less adventurous
than walking out there, but this is.
(mumbles)
- We were like, hey we're tired.
'Cause you know what, we are, we are really tired actually.
(blows out air)
(sighs)
- You know what,
we need to get some food before the shop shut.
- Oh my god yeah.
Yeah 'cause we haven't even got food yet for Christmas.
It's going really well.
I feel like this year has been more exhausting
than other years.
Is that just me?
- I think it's all really exhausting.
(laughs)
- Oh. - Yeah.
- I guess there's a lot going on,
I've moved into a new home.
- Yeah, this year was really busy.
- Yeah.
- We're in a new house,
we've never done Christmas here before,
dynamics, shifting, other random things.
Not random, but things we've decided to throw into our lives
to make it more complicated by choice.
(sighs)
- It's all actually very exciting.
I don't want-- - Oh yeah!
- We're just really tired.
(laughs)
- It's like a lot of really really good stuff.
- Yeah. - Like I get offered
really cool work things and I'm like,
oh my god, I desperately want to do that,
but oh, it's on another continent
and I need to go there in two week's time
and be there for only three days,
and I'm like, wow this is an awesome opportunity,
but I can't.
- I know.
- (mumbles) makes me sad.
- Okay, let's go.
- Yeah, we're tired.
We're gonna get ready.
- Tomorrow we're gonna have a lovely day
and we will see you tomorrow
when we have a lovely Christmas Eve.
(honks)
- Sorry, don't touch me.
(laughs)
I don't know?
It was just like.
- Good thing it wasn't me.
I would have screamed so much.
- I was just like (mumbles)
switching off and you like brought me back to reality.
Anyway.
- Man, we're having a day.
Now I have to edit this.
(clears throat)
Thank you so much for watching.
If you're new here, wow you made it to the end of this?
I mean, that's impressive.
You have perseverance or else.
- Perseverance?
(laughs)
- Perseverance or else you've just left this on
while you do something else,
like maybe you've left the room and it's still playing?
- Well let's not drag it out any longer.
- Oh I'm so sorry. - All right.
- If you are new here though, please do subscribe.
Most of my other videos are better.
(laughs)
- Okay.
- I'm just really tired.
- I won't be any more.
It's okay.
- You want more?
- I won't be any more.
- You won't be any more?
- I won't be any more.
I won't be in any more.
- You're just gonna like.
(mimics explosion)
(laughs)
(silly noise)
Out of existence.
Wow my god!
Where is my wife?
I just don't know?
She's magic!
- [Claudia] No!
(laughs)
- You can be magic like the magic of cinema.
Now it's just your bum.
Okay, fine.
(laughs)
Bye bye, thank you so much for watching.
(blows kiss)
(upbeat music)