(laughing)

It's like we're weird rag dolls

that have just been programed to turn on.

- Oh and now Tilly's in it.

And this is Tilly.

We also have Walter, but he's down there sulking about life.

He's a bit of an Eeyore, but I think right now,

that's fair because we're moving house.

- Very stressful. - And our entire house

is full of boxes, and we've been stressing a little bit.

- I've got a cold, sorry if I sniff throughout the video.

- But we decided the best thing to do would be

to stop our packing, and focus our efforts on instead,

attempting to find out our Harry Potter houses.

We do enjoy a good personality quiz--

- Oh yeah. - but we don't actually know

our Harry Potter houses.

Stevie thinks I'm a Ravenclaw.

- What do you think I am?

Gryffindor? - I'm not fully solid--

- Nah. - on what the house are.

So I've read the first book before anyone else in my class.

- 'Cause you wanted to be like, queued up outside like--

- No!

No one cared about the first book.

- Oh yeah, yeah of course. - When the first book came out

- Oh yeah. - My aunt worked in publishing

so she sent it to me. - Yeah.

- So I read it before everyone else and I was like,

it's mildly okay. - And were you like,

oh, I was just gonna say.

Were you as hyped up as everyone else?

Were you like, this is gonna be the next best thing

since sliced bread, or were you just like (blows raspberry).

- No I was like, this isn't that well written.

(rumbling)

The story is great, the story is great.

Don't come for me Potterheads.

So, I've signed up at Pottermore,

which is apparently the official website

to find out our official houses.

- So it's the sorting ceremony.

- Put on our virtual hat. - Yeah.

- By the way, if you really love incredibly British things,

and crests of arms, you should consider

buying some of my merch!

It's adorable.

Look at it, this is my favorite one.

- Why?

- Because it's the whole thing.

- Oh yeah, of course.

Yeah, this one doesn't have the curtain in it.

- It's my whole coat of arms.

I've always wanted a coat of arms.

You'll find them in the link down below.

Also, doubly exciting news, there's going to be

a very special secret thing coming out on Tuesday,

which is gonna be celebrating the pride month,

that has just been, but also if you buy the special thing,

that comes out on Tuesday, and then you bring it

to Summer in the City where we will be,

we will sign it for you.

- What is this special thing? - Hmm.

- I don't even know this secret.

- Claudia doesn't really pay attention.

(laughing)

- We were talking the other day that I don't know

any of your dress makes, do I?

- I said, name three brands that I work with,

and she said...

- Pretty Little Thing?

And she was like no!

- So, Pottermore, official home

of finding out your proper house.

- I was in the blue house.

- You were in the blue house?

- At school. - You already know which house

oh you mean your school house. - At school.

- Yeah. - Yeah, and

I was the vice captain of the blue house.

- If you've ever wondered, English schools

are a little bit like Harry Potter.

- Yeah, we have houses.

- She wasn't kidding on that one.

- And we collected points, so if you did well,

you got like, one point for the blue team.

It would come into a head-on, like sports day,

where you'd get like, points whoever won in the house--

- Like Quidditch!

- Okay, anyway.

- We'll begin with you, shall we?

Do you like the moon or the stars?

- I like the moon.

- Oh, yeah.

If you could have any power, which would you choose?

The power to read minds, the power to change the past,

the power of invisibility, the power to speak to animals,

the power of superhuman strength,

the power to change your appearance at will.

- Read minds.

If you could read minds,

you'd have ultimate power of everything.

God, is that bad, oh my god my red side's coming out.

- If you're confused as to what she's referring to,

please watch our video.

- Color code! - The color code!

Because we're lesbians, and lesbians

care about the color code, okay?

We all do, it's all we talk about.

- We just like all types of quizzes

on personality. - I'm not kidding.

- I think people are bored of us,

bored of you talking about this.

- I'm so into it. - I noticed at the barbecue

last time that a few people were getting

a little bit like, mmhmm.

- Are you patting my boob to make me feel better?

- Yeah.

- Late at night, walking alone down the street

you hear a peculiar cry that you believe

to have a magical source.

Do you, draw your wand and stand your ground,

withdraw into the shadows to await developments

while mentally reviewing the most appropriate

defensive and offensive spells should trouble occur,

draw your wand, and try to discover the source of the noise,

proceed with caution, keeping one hand

on your concealed wand and an eye out for any disturbances.

- Well it depends where I'm trying to go,

because like, if I'm really trying to just get somewhere,

it would either be four--

- You are very determined, it's true.

- It thought it'd be two, but then I'm like,

I'm not gonna stand in the shadows waiting the entire time.

- (laughing) Fine, number four, proceed with caution.

If you were attending Hogwarts,

which pet would you choose to take with you?

A Barn owl, oh my god, there are like,

twelve options for this. - Okay.

- A barn owl, harlequin toad, ginger cat,

tawny owl, dragon toad, white cat, natterjack toad,

common toad-- - Are we meant to know

the difference between all these toads?

- Siamese cat, snowy owl, tabby cat, black cat,

screech owl, brown owl, three-toed tree tog.

- (laughing) What was that?

A three-toed-- - A three-toed tree tog,

three toed

- [Both] tree toad.

- Wow!

- Where are the dogs?

And why are there so many freaking cats?

- I think, I'd probably go for one of the owls,

what were the owls again?

There was a snowy owl.

- Tawny owl.

- Yeah, tawny owl.

- Okay good.

- I don't know why.

- What kind of instrument most pleases your ear?

The piano, the drum, the violin, the trumpet.

- Oh, the piano.

Piano can be romantic, can be peaceful,

can be dramatic, you know?

- Which of the following would you

most hate people to call you?

Ignorant, selfish, ordinary, cowardly.

- This one's quite hard, that one.

I wouldn't want to be called any of those things.

I'm not so bothered about cowardly.

I don't seek, like out of those four,

I don't have to be brave, like it's fine

to be cowardice sometimes. - Sure.

- Ignorant, I don't really like that,

'cause I like to know that I wouldn't like people

to call me ignorant, but then I am ignorant sometimes,

like, I admit that.

Ordinary, I hate, just because I hate

to be considered boring, but I do know

that many people probably do think I am quite ordinary.

I mean everyone's a little bit selfish sometimes.

- Being your wife, I would say you would most hate ordinary.

(laughing)

Left or right?

- Left.

- You are a Ravenclaw!

(people applauding)

- Oh, what does that mean? (laughs)

- Okay, Ravenclaw house prizes learning,

wisdom, wit and intellect in it's members.

- Oh yeah.

- Thus many Ravenclaws tend to be academically motivated

and talented students, pride themselves on being original

in their ideas and methods, not ordinary or boring.

- I think this whole thing is based on that last question.

(laughing)

Ravenclaws tend to be curious about the world,

and pay attention to the world around them,

they tend to be logical, and rational.

Very true.

What are you gonna be?

Are we in the same house?

- Let's find out what I am.

- Either Hufflepuff, or a Slytherin.

- I will be honest with you-- - or a Ravenclaw, or--

- I really hate yellow. (laughs)

- What would you least prefer to be?

- Oh, why are my, my questions are different.

- Oh, okay.

That makes it more exciting!

Dawn or dusk?

- Dawn, although it do love the golden hour.

- No, dusk is after-- - Great for taking photos.

- After the golden hour.

- Oh yeah. - Dusk is like, after sunset.

Which of the following would you most like to study?

Merpeople, centaurs, werewolves, vampires,

yep, goblins, trolls, ghosts, that's it.

(both giggling)

Sorry.

- I really thought that that's when

you were going to be like, gays.

I'm gonna go with ghosts.

- Oh, really?

- Because they're the least likely to attack me.

Oh you think I'd say vampires because I'm obsessed

with buffy the vampire slayer. - Yeah.

- She is a vampire slayer, vampire slayer.

- Okay, ghosts.

If you were attending Hogwarts,

which pets would you choose to take with you?

A barn-- - Snowy owl.

- Oh, okay.

- No question, if I can't have a dog,

it's a snowy owl. - All right let me get there.

Which nightmare would frighten you most?

- I actually don't really have nightmares.

- Standing on top of something very high,

and realizing suddenly that there were no hand

or foot holds, nor any barrier to stop you falling.

Being forced to speak in such a silly voice

that hardly anyone can understand you

and everyone laughs at you.

- That's fine. - Waking up to find

that neither your friends, nor your family

have any idea who you are.

An eye at the keyhole of the dark windowless room

in which you are locked.

Whoa that's freaky!

- I don't think any of these are that terrifying.

- That would be mine, that was my last one, oh, god.

- I'm going to go with the first one I guess.

- Standing on top of something very high

and realizing there's no handrails.

(both laughing)

- What?

- No, it's nothing, it's fine, that one, yeah?

- Why not that one?