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  • - Hello! - Hi!

  • (laughing)

  • It's like we're weird rag dolls

  • that have just been programed to turn on.

  • - Oh and now Tilly's in it.

  • And this is Tilly.

  • We also have Walter, but he's down there sulking about life.

  • He's a bit of an Eeyore, but I think right now,

  • that's fair because we're moving house.

  • - Very stressful. - And our entire house

  • is full of boxes, and we've been stressing a little bit.

  • - I've got a cold, sorry if I sniff throughout the video.

  • - But we decided the best thing to do would be

  • to stop our packing, and focus our efforts on instead,

  • attempting to find out our Harry Potter houses.

  • We do enjoy a good personality quiz--

  • - Oh yeah. - but we don't actually know

  • our Harry Potter houses.

  • Stevie thinks I'm a Ravenclaw.

  • - What do you think I am?

  • Gryffindor? - I'm not fully solid--

  • - Nah. - on what the house are.

  • So I've read the first book before anyone else in my class.

  • - 'Cause you wanted to be like, queued up outside like--

  • - No!

  • No one cared about the first book.

  • - Oh yeah, yeah of course. - When the first book came out

  • - Oh yeah. - My aunt worked in publishing

  • so she sent it to me. - Yeah.

  • - So I read it before everyone else and I was like,

  • it's mildly okay. - And were you like,

  • oh, I was just gonna say.

  • Were you as hyped up as everyone else?

  • Were you like, this is gonna be the next best thing

  • since sliced bread, or were you just like (blows raspberry).

  • - No I was like, this isn't that well written.

  • (rumbling)

  • The story is great, the story is great.

  • Don't come for me Potterheads.

  • So, I've signed up at Pottermore,

  • which is apparently the official website

  • to find out our official houses.

  • - So it's the sorting ceremony.

  • - Put on our virtual hat. - Yeah.

  • - By the way, if you really love incredibly British things,

  • and crests of arms, you should consider

  • buying some of my merch!

  • It's adorable.

  • Look at it, this is my favorite one.

  • - Why?

  • - Because it's the whole thing.

  • - Oh yeah, of course.

  • Yeah, this one doesn't have the curtain in it.

  • - It's my whole coat of arms.

  • I've always wanted a coat of arms.

  • You'll find them in the link down below.

  • Also, doubly exciting news, there's going to be

  • a very special secret thing coming out on Tuesday,

  • which is gonna be celebrating the pride month,

  • that has just been, but also if you buy the special thing,

  • that comes out on Tuesday, and then you bring it

  • to Summer in the City where we will be,

  • we will sign it for you.

  • - What is this special thing? - Hmm.

  • - I don't even know this secret.

  • - Claudia doesn't really pay attention.

  • (laughing)

  • - We were talking the other day that I don't know

  • any of your dress makes, do I?

  • - I said, name three brands that I work with,

  • and she said...

  • - Pretty Little Thing?

  • And she was like no!

  • - So, Pottermore, official home

  • of finding out your proper house.

  • - I was in the blue house.

  • - You were in the blue house?

  • - At school. - You already know which house

  • oh you mean your school house. - At school.

  • - Yeah. - Yeah, and

  • I was the vice captain of the blue house.

  • - If you've ever wondered, English schools

  • are a little bit like Harry Potter.

  • - Yeah, we have houses.

  • - She wasn't kidding on that one.

  • - And we collected points, so if you did well,

  • you got like, one point for the blue team.

  • It would come into a head-on, like sports day,

  • where you'd get like, points whoever won in the house--

  • - Like Quidditch!

  • - Okay, anyway.

  • - We'll begin with you, shall we?

  • Do you like the moon or the stars?

  • - I like the moon.

  • - Oh, yeah.

  • If you could have any power, which would you choose?

  • The power to read minds, the power to change the past,

  • the power of invisibility, the power to speak to animals,

  • the power of superhuman strength,

  • the power to change your appearance at will.

  • - Read minds.

  • If you could read minds,

  • you'd have ultimate power of everything.

  • God, is that bad, oh my god my red side's coming out.

  • - If you're confused as to what she's referring to,

  • please watch our video.

  • - Color code! - The color code!

  • Because we're lesbians, and lesbians

  • care about the color code, okay?

  • We all do, it's all we talk about.

  • - We just like all types of quizzes

  • on personality. - I'm not kidding.

  • - I think people are bored of us,

  • bored of you talking about this.

  • - I'm so into it. - I noticed at the barbecue

  • last time that a few people were getting

  • a little bit like, mmhmm.

  • - Are you patting my boob to make me feel better?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Late at night, walking alone down the street

  • you hear a peculiar cry that you believe

  • to have a magical source.

  • Do you, draw your wand and stand your ground,

  • withdraw into the shadows to await developments

  • while mentally reviewing the most appropriate

  • defensive and offensive spells should trouble occur,

  • draw your wand, and try to discover the source of the noise,

  • proceed with caution, keeping one hand

  • on your concealed wand and an eye out for any disturbances.

  • - Well it depends where I'm trying to go,

  • because like, if I'm really trying to just get somewhere,

  • it would either be four--

  • - You are very determined, it's true.

  • - It thought it'd be two, but then I'm like,

  • I'm not gonna stand in the shadows waiting the entire time.

  • - (laughing) Fine, number four, proceed with caution.

  • If you were attending Hogwarts,

  • which pet would you choose to take with you?

  • A Barn owl, oh my god, there are like,

  • twelve options for this. - Okay.

  • - A barn owl, harlequin toad, ginger cat,

  • tawny owl, dragon toad, white cat, natterjack toad,

  • common toad-- - Are we meant to know

  • the difference between all these toads?

  • - Siamese cat, snowy owl, tabby cat, black cat,

  • screech owl, brown owl, three-toed tree tog.

  • - (laughing) What was that?

  • A three-toed-- - A three-toed tree tog,

  • three toed

  • - [Both] tree toad.

  • - Wow!

  • - Where are the dogs?

  • And why are there so many freaking cats?

  • - I think, I'd probably go for one of the owls,

  • what were the owls again?

  • There was a snowy owl.

  • - Tawny owl.

  • - Yeah, tawny owl.

  • - Okay good.

  • - I don't know why.

  • - What kind of instrument most pleases your ear?

  • The piano, the drum, the violin, the trumpet.

  • - Oh, the piano.

  • Piano can be romantic, can be peaceful,

  • can be dramatic, you know?

  • - Which of the following would you

  • most hate people to call you?

  • Ignorant, selfish, ordinary, cowardly.

  • - This one's quite hard, that one.

  • I wouldn't want to be called any of those things.

  • I'm not so bothered about cowardly.

  • I don't seek, like out of those four,

  • I don't have to be brave, like it's fine

  • to be cowardice sometimes. - Sure.

  • - Ignorant, I don't really like that,

  • 'cause I like to know that I wouldn't like people

  • to call me ignorant, but then I am ignorant sometimes,

  • like, I admit that.

  • Ordinary, I hate, just because I hate

  • to be considered boring, but I do know

  • that many people probably do think I am quite ordinary.

  • I mean everyone's a little bit selfish sometimes.

  • - Being your wife, I would say you would most hate ordinary.

  • (laughing)

  • Left or right?

  • - Left.

  • - You are a Ravenclaw!

  • (people applauding)

  • - Oh, what does that mean? (laughs)

  • - Okay, Ravenclaw house prizes learning,

  • wisdom, wit and intellect in it's members.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - Thus many Ravenclaws tend to be academically motivated

  • and talented students, pride themselves on being original

  • in their ideas and methods, not ordinary or boring.

  • - I think this whole thing is based on that last question.

  • (laughing)

  • Ravenclaws tend to be curious about the world,

  • and pay attention to the world around them,

  • they tend to be logical, and rational.

  • Very true.

  • What are you gonna be?

  • Are we in the same house?

  • - Let's find out what I am.

  • - Either Hufflepuff, or a Slytherin.

  • - I will be honest with you-- - or a Ravenclaw, or--

  • - I really hate yellow. (laughs)

  • - What would you least prefer to be?

  • - Oh, why are my, my questions are different.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • That makes it more exciting!

  • Dawn or dusk?

  • - Dawn, although it do love the golden hour.

  • - No, dusk is after-- - Great for taking photos.

  • - After the golden hour.

  • - Oh yeah. - Dusk is like, after sunset.

  • Which of the following would you most like to study?

  • Merpeople, centaurs, werewolves, vampires,

  • yep, goblins, trolls, ghosts, that's it.

  • (both giggling)

  • Sorry.

  • - I really thought that that's when

  • you were going to be like, gays.

  • I'm gonna go with ghosts.

  • - Oh, really?

  • - Because they're the least likely to attack me.

  • Oh you think I'd say vampires because I'm obsessed

  • with buffy the vampire slayer. - Yeah.

  • - She is a vampire slayer, vampire slayer.

  • - Okay, ghosts.

  • If you were attending Hogwarts,

  • which pets would you choose to take with you?

  • A barn-- - Snowy owl.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - No question, if I can't have a dog,

  • it's a snowy owl. - All right let me get there.

  • Which nightmare would frighten you most?

  • - I actually don't really have nightmares.

  • - Standing on top of something very high,

  • and realizing suddenly that there were no hand

  • or foot holds, nor any barrier to stop you falling.

  • Being forced to speak in such a silly voice

  • that hardly anyone can understand you

  • and everyone laughs at you.

  • - That's fine. - Waking up to find

  • that neither your friends, nor your family

  • have any idea who you are.

  • An eye at the keyhole of the dark windowless room

  • in which you are locked.

  • Whoa that's freaky!

  • - I don't think any of these are that terrifying.

  • - That would be mine, that was my last one, oh, god.

  • - I'm going to go with the first one I guess.

  • - Standing on top of something very high

  • and realizing there's no handrails.

  • (both laughing)

  • - What?

  • - No, it's nothing, it's fine, that one, yeah?

  • - Why not that one?

  • - No, no, it's fine, that's good.