So I feellikethisentireexperimentis a reallygoodstepinthedirectionofrebuildingorrediscovering a moreconfidentversionofmyselfinanattempttocapturethefinerdetailsoftheorgasm.
I triedtoscriptitout.
Oh, yes, andcrazy.
But a scriptwasn't enoughtofullycapturetheorgasm, so I decidedtotakethingsonestepfurther.
Allright.
I'vetranscribedMegRyan's orgasmintosheetmusic.
Thisismybestfriend, Henry.
He's a musicalgenius, andhe's agreedtohelpmeanalyzethefinerdetailsofSally's orgasm.
Itwas a challengebecause, youknow, she's notsingingactualnotesandtotranscribeliterallythepitchesshewasdoing.
You'd need, like, quartertones, whichWesternmusicnomenclaturedoesn't reallyhave.
Herfirstsoundshemakesiswhoisthenotes I assignedto?
Howdidyouassignthosenotes?
When I hearthepitchis, ifyoulike, freezehervoice.
That's thepitchshe's on.
HenryreallygotmethinkingaboutthenuancesofSally.
Speakorgasm.
Oh, yeah, rightthere.
Oh, yeah.
Rightthere.
Nowtrytoseeitwithoutsinging.
Uh, thisbigjumphere.
Okay?
Okay.
Yeah, I knowit's hard.
Yes, but a look.
A littledog, likehonestly?
Yes, yes, yes, that's it.
That's exactly a 123456 Yes!
Yes, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
00!
Oh!
Oh, yes, yes!
Yes!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, yes!
Thehigherpitch.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't thinkthiswasentirelynecessaryforyoutodo.
AftermysessionwithHenry, I wasstartingtofeelbetteraboutmasteringtheorgasm.
Remember, hewasabletohelpmyfrustrationbuildup, which I thinkwillhelpmegettowhere I needtobe.
Inthemoment.
I thinkwefoundourHarry.
Withallofthesepiecesfallingintoplace, itwasfinallytimetochannelSally's looks, demographicsbutterandactuallyfounditatthecostumeslashvintagestorethat I wenttothefirsttime I evervisitedNewYorkwithmymom.
When I was 11 and I calledherearliertoday, sherecommended I getoutand I wasno.
Andthen I endeduptaking a pilgrimagethere, and I'm reallyhappy.
I'vefoundtheperfectweatherwiththebigdaycomingup.
I spentthenightbeforepracticingmylinesandgettingsect.