Name: ミッチ・ヘドバーグコナン・オブライエンとの夜更けに (Mitch Hedberg: I Wish They Made Fajita Cologne - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T10:11:40.000Z
Duration: 5 min 11 s
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First time must have been okay, but they say during the summer that drinks are ice cold.

I hope not, because that means that would be impossible to drink because they would be solid.

Ah, last year, M TV's real world got 40,000 applications.

Such a even number, Do you think will be 40,000 and eight, maybe.

Yeah, I got a lamp in my hotel room and has a three way life all But if you don't know what light bulbs a three way light ball that messes with your head because you go to turn it off and it just gets brighter.

That's the exact opposite of what I want you to do.

When you turn it again against brother once more, I will break you.

Uh, that's the only reason I had this thing out here.

I said, forget everything you know about slip covers.

And it was a load off my mind when it comes to try to sell slipcovers, but I don't know what the hell they were.

Now there's a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus or a really cool apart.

Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple.

What they're really what the hell is really going on down there?

Now, if I was a drummer and I accidentally grabbed that because you're a drummer and accidentally grabbed two magic wands instead of drumsticks pounding out the beat.

Next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.

That's why I want try other dwelling cheeses, too.

I want a studio, apartment keys, maybe big blue cheese or, if I'm feeling adventurous, mobile home team Tony Mobile hoagies during a tornado, it would be devastating.

Scholl makes foot products, and he's a doctor.

Which means you went to school for a long time.

But it doesn't take a lot to figure out that stepping on a cushion will be more comfortable.

I hate to sleep because I know I like to sleep.

I hate to dream because dreaming takes energy.

Sleeping is supposed to be relaxing affair.

Next thing you know, I have to build a go kart with my ex landlord.

If you can't sleep, count sheep don't count endangered animals.

I bought a donor and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut.

Then you give me the donut and a transaction.

We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

I just can't imagine a scenario where I had to prove that I bought a donut.

Don't even act like I didn't get that donut.

She was born with her hands attached to her shoulders.

But then they said Lola does not know the meaning of the word Can't.

And that, to me, was actually kind of worse in a way.

But she doesn't understand simple contractions.