ハッピーバレンタインデー (Happy Valentines Day)

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in the morning to all of you sexy little lovebirds are there.
It's Valentine's Day.
I hope you're treating yourself well.
And if you have someone special in your life that you're sharing it with hope that you're treating each other with the love and respect that you both deserve here on the Jacks up the guy Variety channel We have a special little game here to play today called table Manners, where I'm going to take you out on a beautiful date that you will remember for the rest of your life.
So table manners controls like a lot of other games where you have one hand.
So I have one end and I have to do everything with that.
So it's basically like hand simulator or, you know, like surgeons simulator.
I can't grab it yet have an object using the left.
But I can't.
How do we get in closer?
No.
Help me.
Help me!
Help!
May!
There you there.
You there were No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no or no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, My wobbly little jelly hand.
Got it.
It's all a d.
That's all that is all it is, baby.
That's all you need to have a wonderful time.
Oh, God.
I actually have to tender this.
Oh, can you can you aereo?
There we go.
Okay.
All right, Iet's whatever.
It's easy.
Uh, sure.
I could go on a date immediately.
That's I thought that's a spy.
Okay, Moshiri, let's go on a little date.
Oh, you have never been with the guy with the bad accent before.
No.
Okay.
You look cute.
Your hair is adorable.
Can you light the candle?
I hate using matches, baby.
For you Anything.
Oh, God, I'm timed.
Don't tie me.
Please don't tie me.
Um, okay.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We just put the matchbox down.
That's that's lesson number one.
Okay, The fact that I'm being timed on this, okay, I didn't even need the matchbox.
Do you like this?
Is this good?
Yes.
Now, let me just let me just shake it out.
It's not going out.
Let me just put it down over here.
I got my hand.
It's okay.
We're just lighten the place on fire.
It's no problem.
Uh, wine.
Would you like wine, dearie?
Yes, of course.
Wine in Vino Veritas is they say?
Yes.
Let me Just let me just clear.
Clear the zone for a second here.
I'm just clear the zone.
Here we go.
There we go.
Nice.
Nice.
Um, I over the glass.
Who knows?
Are we ever over the glass?
Morgan?
Was that your name?
Mindy Mela.
Sandra.
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.
Yes, I love wine too.
It really makes me feel in the mood.
Okay, Sorry.
My table manners are great, but my floor manners are terrible.
Okay.
You want pepper and catch up on your chips?
Salt, salt and ketchup.
I don't know.
Are you unable to do any of this yourself?
You have to meet me halfway here on some things there.
Morgan.
I can't do everything for you.
Is this really how our relationship is going to go?
We're going to continue like this because I don't know if I'm okay with that.
God, the catch is not gonna come out, is it?
You got to shake the end of it.
No, no ketchups coming out.
I can't get the ketchup to come out.
Morrigan, I'm sorry.
I really want I want this to go out.
There You go.
Catch it for your chips.
You're catching for your chips.
Please work.
Please work.
God!
Oh, good.
I know it works.
Uh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, baby.
Please, I can change.
God, It's just like real life.
That catch is not coming out shaking.
Shake the ketchup.
Come on.
All done.
Your your steak needs pepper.
Sure.
Is this the pepper?
It sure is.
Don't breathe any of that in.
You might sneeze.
And if you sneezed and we're gonna get kicked out, this place has a very strict code of conduct or yours.
Your steak needs pepper.
Don't.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm trying to pepper your stake here, Dearest.
Did it?
Did it?
Are you happy with that?
Is that good?
Can we still date?
Okay.
I didn't I didn't get the ketchup.
Salt on your chips.
I'm sorry.
I can't do everything.
This meal needs some ketchup.
You're putting ketchup on a stake way.
Would you ruin a lovely steak like that?
Let me just figure out how my hand works.
You're so beautiful.
You're so beautiful in there.
In in, in the restaurant light.
There you go.
It's my hands.
Smell like pepper.
Don't sneeze now.
Don't get allergic toe love.
Okay, We'll need some ketchup.
I Okay.
I'm just hoping that the ketchup cooperates here with the Morrigan.
It didn't earlier ketchup.
Come on.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Yeah.
As if the meal was the plate.
Then you're gonna have a great time brownies here.
Yes.
Let me just get a fuck.
Let me just get you some Oregon brownies.
Delicious.
You haven't even eaten your steak yet.
But straight to dessert.
And I see how it is, huh?
Here, dearest.
You ate it all in one bite.
Hell, yeah, I did.
Guide.
Wow, guys.
Wow.
I did amazingly well.
Two hearts, Morgan.
Two hearts, that's all.
You're gonna give me two fucking hats.
I lit the candle for you.
Oh, so unnamed, Jack.
I don't take myself too seriously.
Unlike everyone else.
I'm gonna go on a date with Jack.
I'm gonna date myself, So I want to go out.
Awesome.
Can't wait.
It was really easy.
Oh, let's make a joke.
Hey, are you alone?
Because you're gaining my interest.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me alone?
Fires.
There's something in my eye.
I'm just gonna go wash my face for a minute.
That's fine.
That's fine.
It's fine.
Apologies, apologies.
Making always rejected e don't do good.
We're injection.
Let's talk to Christopher.
Christopher has amazing beard.
Small talk.
Hey.
Good.
Sure.
Okay.
Small talk.
Getting it out of the weight.
Go again.
Hey, there's a film I want to go, see?
But my mom said I can't go alone.
Then take her with you and leave me out of it.
Cabot High.
What is a guy gotta do to fight love?
Alexis, you look cool.
Wait.
Is this a one, sir?
On dates, huh?
Tell me, Alexis, I like dogs travel and Jin original.
Right.
You're perfect.
Okay, let's take on a date.
Yeah, Let's do this.
Okay, Got it.
Okay, so we went on our first date.
Now we're going on to a secret level.
Number two second date.
Oh, Alexis, you look as beautiful as I met you, which is actually today.
So I am able fact both our beers.
I only I only got one.
Were we?
Did you want a drink?
One.
Oops.
My character's hand won't go up.
It's stuck at this height.
Where would it go up, folks in prisons run buttons.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm missing by quite a bit.
Okay, Um, I'm fine.
I don't want any beer.
Alcoholic.
It's It's It's 12 p.m. Alexis.
Okay, wait.
No, I do want some.
I do.
Once I did want some My stupid hand and worse, even brain.
You want pizza?
Pizza on chippies?
You got it.
Anything for my darling dearest?
All right, You want to slice?
I'll take a few slices.
Better not take all the slices.
Okay.
Here you go.
Here's a pizza for you.
Plunk.
Alexis eating out of my hand, Eat it out of my hand.
Bought her cup.
Do you like that?
Do you like when I rub your hand?
Do you do like that?
All right, I, uh God, uh, God, it's making me tense up my ass.
Is anybody else asked?
Sweating.
My ass is sweating.
Okay.
It's a lifetime of him.
Shit.
One of them's on the floor.
This isn't even a date.
This isn't even a mutual thing.
All I'm doing is feeding and drinking.
You okay?
So you want ketchup on your pizza was wrong with people.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It just It just takes a minute to get it out.
You like that.
Okay.
I think I did it.
It's okay.
Where?
Where the hell is the pepper?
Okay, you go pepper all over your pizza.
There you go.
Pepper and ketchup on a pizza.
Why don't they just go outside and pick you up something off the ground and taste better than that?
I'm sorry we're here together to have a wonderful, beautiful, magical time.
No, I don't want a single chip.
I want the whole thing.
No!
Fuck.
God.
Why are my hands so stupid?
I hope you don't mind the taste of my thumbs.
Don't go back that way.
I've glitch it.
It's not.
Let me go that way.
You go, you go.
So you want pepper on your chips?
That's not so bad.
I mean, that's not like, straight out of the Handbook of Satan.
Like ketchup on a pizza ego.
Is that enough?
Yo, they go.
I'm giving you what you want, Alexis.
Is it because you want ketchup is well, catch up on chips makes perfect sense.
At least now we're a match made in heaven.
This is not a dating game.
This is a stress, anxiety inducing game.
I feel more pressure than anything else have ever done in my life because of this.
Oh, it's not coming out.
Come on.
There you go.
You can't possibly want more.
I have given you every ounce of ketchup that has been in the bottle.
Oh, you want me to light a candle?
Well, you know what?
That's too freaking bad.
That's too freaking bag, because I don't know how my hands work.
Okay?
You want your brownie?
Here you go.
You're not even eaten half the food that I'm giving you.
Everyone.
I'm going on a date with just once.
There you go.
You go.
Oh, lovely.
All your face is magical.
You have a magical face, Alexis.
I love it.
Let me just rub you.
Let me just rub you all over you like that.
Let me just play with your hair.
Yo, are we done?
A plus.
Ready?
Well, Oh, true love does exist, baby.
Just call me the Love Doctor.
Okay.
Time to go home.
Another successful day.
I hope you guys are learning a lot, but can they go on another date?
I'm going on a date with back in the day with Alexis.
We only just saw each other, right Hi.
Wait.
Okay.
Okay.
So you want wine?
Vino for my babe.
Okay.
No problem.
There we go.
Marjorie?
Yes, It is a Tuscan wine.
It tastes very good.
Yes, yes.
So tell me about yourself.
Where did you grow up?
Any any siblings?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Yes.
Tell me more about that thing you just said.
Let me know more about you.
Don't fuck this up.
I feel like an alien trying to figure out how humans work.
You know, it's what they do in Italy.
They toss a bit on the floor before they actually drink it.
Because it enhances the flavor on it's It's just tradition.
And you know what?
I don't wanna I don't piss off any Italians.
There we go.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Obviously that there It's fine.
It's fine.
Don't even worry about it.
Okay.
So you want a tomato and asparagus?
That's all you want.
Oh, God.
A guide.
My stupid, fat thumbs.
I knew they'd be the death of me someday.
He grabbed the tomorrow, But the fucking plate he go.
I thought you would like you want to smell it first.
I thought you would like the entire thing here.
We go.
Here we go.
Beautiful.
You like that?
You like that?
I just like to play with the food before I played it.
Okay.
It's a little It's a little little playful banter we have going on here.
Okay, Pepper Sweetums.
Sure.
No problem.
Let me just get right on that for you.
That's salt.
Okay.
Where's the pepper?
Get out of my way.
Get no.
I have things stuck in me.
I keep forgetting I fucking thing is broken.
Get out of here.
Okay.
I don't need to pepper the table.
Here we go.
Nice.
Nice as pepper on your steak.
A woman?
Of course.
It was a woman of culture.
But now you, uh you want ketchup all over everything okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I almost There you go.
Yes, Alexis.
Very good.
Can I try a slice of your pizza?
Sure.
Let me just, uh, just wait with my friend Dave over the Dave.
How's it going?
Hi.
Yeah, out in the date again?
Yeah, sure.
You could have a slice of pizza.
You haven't eaten 90 of your own food yet, and, um, I have prepared everything for you, but Yeah, sure.
Here you go.
delicious, right?
Oh, you want creamy brulee, Sir, I studied in France for a year.
I kind of know how they pronounce things.
I'm sorry.
Is that Is that n virus ing?
Is that kind of cringe e?
Yeah.
And creamy brulee.
They all love it down there.
I thought you wanted it.
Don't turn up your nose at it.
Okay, Alexis.
All right.
Let me just, uh we just burn it for you a little bit.
Here we go.
Oh, God.
Oh, Mighty Okay.
This hand, this hand is new.
I just kind of Stephen mine.
All right.
Make sure the candle still lit.
There we go.
Okay.
Stand back.
Alexis, stand back.
This requires a deft touch burnt to a crisp.
You really know how you like your, uh, you like your food's all right.
More wine.
You haven't even drank that one.
Who?
Champagne.
Someone's not drinking the wine, but sure of bottle of the bubbly.
I think you're bleeding me dry, Alexis.
Okay, I gotta pop it, though.
Wow.
Wait.
You didn't even want to drink.
And he's run a C b pop.
The Baku.
I get it.
I get it.
Alexis, you can't keep your hands off of me.
Come on, baby.
The perfect date.
I'm so good at love.
I am Mr Lo.
Let me see.
We got a handkerchief.
Gonna step Let me get we got some ropes.
Alexis, you're kinky.
Let's chat with Alexis.
Can we learn more about Alexis?
That was fun.
See you again.
Home safe.
I had a great time.
Alexis.
That's so nice.
No, no, I didn't I didn't want to block you.
The game just did that.
Let's let's send her and send them a joke.
Important dates in history.
Want to be one of them.
Me and Alexis are just really hitting it off.
They are magnificent.
Let's call them.
Okay, that is the thing.
Confirm?
Yeah, it is.
You have a way with words.
Alexis, stop.
You're embarrassing me in front of everybody.
Wow.
Okay.
Alexis, thank you for meeting me here again.
You know what this means?
It's our third date, so we have to get inventive.
Would it?
This time should be candid, but there's no matches.
Don't worry, Alexis.
I am inventive.
Necessity is the mother of invention, Alexis.
And if you date me longer, you're gonna learn all source of useless crap.
Here we go.
Nice.
No problem.
I will burn this establishment to the ground.
Oh, come on, I actually have.
That's right.
Don't look at it.
You want a burger?
Cool on, then.
Chips.
Alexis, I'm sorry.
It says you can't have tomatoes.
They don't have tomatoes.
Alexis, I don't know what to tell you.
Oh, God.
Your chips.
No, no, no, no.
Save them.
Save them.
Okay.
Let me just hit them up for you.
That's good, right?
Yeah.
God, I thought you would like my hand.
Hot as you are.
Fuck.
Was that debt burger?
I order.
What is the burger on the ground?
I see it on the ground back there.
Who did that?
Fucking Dave.
You shouldn't have come here when he was working.
Oh, God.
I just have pieces of a burger.
How am I gonna get the full thing, Alexis?
They use They didn't have tomatoes, so I improvised.
Would you like to eat it off my hand?
Alexis, Here, eat the tomato off my hand.
Eat the tomato off my hand.
Alexis, it's our third date.
Alexis, you're embarrassing me.
Okay?
You want me to you or me to feed you a chippy chippy that burns to a fucking Chris.
You go.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Delicious.
It's all the rage in Yugoslavia.
I hear looking one of these, Ana, You want a beer and a bottle of wine?
What my baby wants my baby gets.
What can I say?
Who am I pouring these four?
Well, there's only one cup left.
The other one is knocked over.
So, uh, let's just pour it in here, okay?
It's a nice stout.
It's a nice, nice craft Beer.
Is that good?
You want more?
Pour it straight into your mouth.
What?
Alexis, that's weird.
What are you talking about?
Okay, Alexis, it's all in your head.
It's all in your hair, OK, let me just pour the wine for you at least.
Okay?
I'm running out of time, okay?
I don't have time to still be learning the mechanics of this game.
I've got to be a well oiled machine.
Mmm.
Mmm mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm mmm.
Beer, wine.
Alexis, what more do you want?
That's not good enough for you.
You know what, Alexis?
On our third date of all dates, I thought that you would understand, but I throw this glass in protests.
Alexis, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, baby.
Please listen to me, baby K.
I know my hand smells like what?
Yesterday throughout, But I'm I'm trying my best.
I'm trying my best.
You're gonna have to meet me halfway here.
Alexa.
Alexis, They go catch up free or no food.
I'm glad that you like it.
Okay.
Okay.
You're a steak.
You want ketchup on your steak?
Got it.
Ketchup and pepper on your steak.
You go catch up on your sake.
I'm beginning to see.
This is a very one sided relationship, Alexis.
I don't want that.
You're turning me into it.
A slob.
This'll is not what I want.
I'm very uncomfortable right now.
They're two orders of that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Just described one of the fucking bottles.
Just grab one of the bottles.
I can't even see what's off camera.
God, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Don't, baby, please don't go.
Okay?
A creamy brulee.
You love that?
You love that from last time, right?
This is all going wrong.
This is all going wrong.
I'm supposed to be Dr Lo.
What is happening?
She loves it when I do this.
She loves it when I do It's just reminds you of all times.
Right.
Here you go.
Here you go.
How are we doing?
Well, what will we be seeing each other again?
Oh, Oh, I see.
I just take this asparagus to go.
Then she always loved my wobbly finger on her mouth.
Never change.
Alexis mean, Alexis is love.
Life is on Rocky waters.
I thought by the third day we would really just be in sync and clinking glasses and drinking champagne out on the yacht, cruising down by the seaside and having a romantic night together.
What?
It ended up, as is a bunch of pigs running through restaurant and pretending that food service is ready.
Okay.
I know what I'm gonna do.
I don't want to do for the next time.
I really need I.
I am Dr Love.
I am.
Mr Love.
Is Alexis.
Okay?
Do they still love me?
Seduce.
So do you like people who are clever, attractive and kind?
Of course.
Sounds like my perfect date.
Well, here I am cheeky.
We're still in, Like Flynn, the master of love strikes again.
Never doubted myself for a second.
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Oh, sweet of Valentine's Days.
I don't know what it has in store for me and Alexis going forward.
Maybe marriage.
Maybe kids who knows all of that stuff is just tradition.
We don't actually followed by anything.
We just beat to the sound of our own drum.
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And don't forget the most important love of all on this Valentine's Day is the love inside that you have for yourself.
For you are your own true love, your one love that will last your entire life.
Make sure you treat yourself well today.
And from the love Doctor Jackson, the guy and everyone here in love incorporated.
I'll see you next time.
They're so beautiful.