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And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 least scary horror movie monsters.

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Okay for this list will be taking a look at what we consider to be the dumbest and Orly scary monsters in horror movies.

To be clear, we're not seeing that these air bad movies.

It's just that they're monsters.

Don't exactly give us the heebie jeebies.

Also will only be including monsters which are legitimately meant to scare or at least a nervous so intentional B movie schlock will not be included.

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Yeah, that just never I wanted number 10.

The Gremlins Gremlins.

Yes, we understand that Gremlins is primarily a comedy, but it's meant to be a horror comedy hybrid.

And because of that, we're calling these things lame.

For one thing, this movie came out in 1984.

While the creatures may have been scary, then they look ridiculous today, which pretty much eliminates any semblance of horror they may have once had.

Secondly, their weakness is light.

A monster is not very intimidating if it only reaches your knee and can be defeated with a flashlight.

Granted, they absolutely terrified kids in the eighties, so job well done, we suppose Number nine, the Professor house of 1000 Corpses.

With a title like that and director Rob Zombie behind the camera, you'd think this movie would be filled with menacing creatures.

Nope, we got this instead.

The professor is a mutant with an oxygen mask who follows the orders of its boss, Dr Satan, and that's probably the most ridiculous sentence we've ever spoken.

We're not really sure what its deal is, but it looks absurd.

And the cheesy guitar music, which plays during his supposedly terrifying entrance, isn't doing it any favors.

But then again, we were not really expecting much from this movie anyway.

Number eight.

The Blob.

The Blob.

Mmm, yes, this movie is from 1958 but plenty of movies from the fifties air still scary.

This one is just bless.

The New York Times Review called the movie Special effects pretty phony.

And if they looked bad in 1958 you can only imagine how terrible they look over 60 years later.

The Blob is a giant alien thing which crashes to earth on an asteroid, and it eventually grows in size.

Is it feasts?

Theo.

Problem is, the Blob simply looks like a glob of jelly and moves like molasses is sure in real life.

It might be kind of scary to see a giant glob of jelly moving towards you, but for audiences, it's a bore way.

Windows Number seven.

The Zombies.

World War Z.

While the movie was certainly filled with nonstop zombie action, it would have been better if the zombies were actually, you know, scary like a zombie should be.

Perhaps due to its PG 13 rating, these zombies did not look menacing at all.

They just looked like rag dolls who ran fast and made goofy noises.

Okay, Also, the movie employed far too much C g i for its own good.

So scenes, which should have been terrifying, like a surge of zombies toppling a bus or scaling a giant wall, looked laughable.

Instead, they're very basic.

PG 13 Zombies for a very expensive PG 13 movie Number six.

Smiley Smiley What?

Think someone's gonna go smiling on me.

Who?

You know the urban legend.

Okay, let us just tell you this synopsis of this film The smiling killer is an Internet myth.

And when you type, I did it for the lulls three times into a webcam based website, Smiley will supposedly come and kill the person you're talking to.

Yeah, it's like bloody Mary on Lee with lulls and webcams.

Oh, well, I don't know why you did it, but I know why I did.

Not only is the storyline and supposed myth preposterous, but the killer with this sewn eyes and carved smile looked pretty stupid as well.

While it would probably scare a few kids who happened to be watching it does absolutely nothing for the rest of us.

Number five Giant Spider Iraqna phobia Call The spiders are definitely creepy.

Seriously, how many of you scream at the slightest hint of a spider?

Therefore, the finale of this movie about a group of poisonous spiders killing the residents of a small town should have been terrifying and grotesque.

Instead, we got a spider slightly larger than a torrential A.

It also follows the rule of every boogeyman monster ever as it comes back to life with a lame jump scare and chases the protagonist while it's on fire.

Yeah, we wish we made that up.

Spiders can be terrifying.

Spiders that act like Jason are just silly.

Number four.

The Creeper Jeepers Creepers This movie started out with a ton of potential seeming like a more disgusting, an extreme version of Steven Spielberg's Duel, the story of a psychotic truck driver who kills people in stitches them tow walls of an abandoned church.

Sounds bad ass.

But then the movie does a complete 1 80 we find out that this psychotic truck driver has wings and is actually an ancient creature who hunts humans for 23 days every 23rd spring.

Yep, it's really lame, and it ruined what could have otherwise been a perfectly fine horror movie.

Number three.

The leper con leper con three lucky side holding cycles.

There's a reason this movie was direct to video.

The 1st 2 leper con movies were bad enough with the giggling, diminutive villain that inspired neither laughs nor chills.

But somehow leper Con three managed to scrape even deeper into the bottom of the barrel taking Loved into Vegas and making him even more ridiculous.

Shoes.

Come on, Blue Suede.

I really like a man.

Well, thank you.

After all, it's hard to be scared of a villain who does Elvis impersonations.

Sure, his goofy antics were played mostly for laughs, but they somehow managed to fail at both.

And so did his super lame kills number to a very nice car, Christine.

Throughout much of the 19 eighties, Stephen King was flying high.

As a result, we got a bunch of weird stories, including some about inanimate objects attacking people.

The most famous of these is probably Christine, a story about a sentence and bloodthirsty Plymouth Fury way.

Yes, movie is every bit as silly as that sentence made it sound.

We mean what is honestly scary about a car and a really beautiful car, that the whole situation is embarrassing.

And while John Carpenter does what he can with the material, the story is far too out there to be even close to Scary Theo.

Before we unveil our least menacing number one pick, here are some dishonorable mentions.

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Number one Uber Jason Jason X Jason was once the king of the slasher movie, complete with a terrifying build and his signature hockey mask.

And then he went into space.

And once your franchise does that, you're pretty much done.

I'd say better.

Not only is the movie itself acid nine.

It's about a serial killer coming back to life in the year 2455 on Earth to, But Jason went from intimidating toe laughingstock riel Quick.

His new nanites suit is probably the dumbest thing we've seen in a horror movie, especially considering that his distinctive mask was replaced with whatever this is.

You can't really take this series too seriously, but this is a new low.

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