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Hey, what's up, you guys?
It's me, Dan and Phil got you.
It's just me hot.
You've been braked.
Yes, tonight is all about pranks at home.
And that was a good one, except for the fact that neither of them were sunglasses.
And, uh, I don't know what this is.
It's Obviously today's video is all about pranks.
Now listen, pranks or something that I'm not a fan of, which is why I don't go to the doctor's on April 1st any more manly.
Because when I was 12 Doctor said, Oh, my God, you are no longer risk for diabetes.
Really.
It's bad baby ways.
Today we're gonna be trying out some pranks that I've seen online that have kind of gone viral.
But here's the weird thing about these pranks.
They are being done by, like, beauty guru girls, and this is how they're saying them everyone today, we're gonna be doing some more B f F pranks.
I don't know about you, but I love the torture might be about that bitch.
She thinks she's so pretty and so cool.
The only reason I even hang out with that bitch because she makes me look skinnier her big, greasy body Looks like it's already been pranked every day by, But I just like to add a couple more fun.
Cute one, like the prank where I take her to paste on.
And I actually feel the two with mouth numbing cream.
Then when she goes to brush her teeth, it numbs her entire mountain.
She starts chewing off her tongue.
Hey, you think I'm exaggerated?
I fucking know.
So today we're gonna be doing all the pranks I've seen all the guru girls do, and I want to test them on myself and see how dangerous they actually are and Ryland on his way home from work.
So maybe I'll just test if you want him to.
First, we're gonna be doing one that this is me the fuck off.
It's not dangerous, except for the fact that if somebody did to me, I would rip their fucking skull off.
This is the prank where you take a box of doughnuts and you fill it with fruits and vegetables.
Can you imagine, like coming home from work?
And there's a big old Dunkin Donuts pots and Freddie, you like, this makes everything he did to me at the office today.
Relative.
She stole my stapler twice a bitch.
If it was April Fools Day, and then there were no shut people.
Fools, bitch, you.
And then if I opened up this box of doughnuts and it was fucking fruits and vegetables, whoever did that to me would be pricked by a nice Okay.
First thing we need to do is take out all the doughnuts.
I have no idea what I'm gonna do with these.
Oh, my God.
This is what I imagine.
An orgy, like, Just like a bunch of wet holes just waiting to be devoured.
Honestly, this sounds better to me than an orgy.
Like if you put up a box of doughnuts next to, like, six wet, willing holes, I would go with evidence like that.
Too much work.
This is just enough.
Okay, let's take all these donuts out.
Oh, I mean, I guess I could just take a little nap.
I think I just understood Dunkin Donuts.
Like I know they say America runs on Dunkin.
No, they don't, because they don't run.
But America can briskly walk until they start coughing because they're out of breath and out of shape, but it's OK because they just got to the Dunkin Donuts, and they could just grab themselves a chocolate milk to rehydrate and a doughnut to nourish.
And then they slowly walk back home and sleep when you prank God, When you say that cute guy that you made the university, you wanted us all to be successful.
But no way had the empty box.
Where would you fill it with?
Oh, my God.
Fucking broccoli.
Big fucking carrots and apple and a banana.
This frank should be called how to make me kill you.
Because if you did this to me, bitch, you don't need to hit that notification well anymore.
Honey, you're not gonna see my videos in hell.
All right, so let's close this up, put it on the counter.
And when he comes home, I'm gonna surprise him with a nice, big, awful treat.
But knowing his healthy ass is gonna be like I was nervous.
There be delicious doughnuts in there, so others Okay, so this next Frank also involves doughnuts, But it also involves baby, you're gonna need a newbie.
So basically, what you do is you take a normal doughnut and then you cover it, baby powder and give to your friends and pretend like it's powdered sugar.
And then your friend, you do to call poison control for inhaling, sucking baby literally says no for internal use.
There was also a picture of a baby with a big X over its head like I don't know what that means.
I hope it means that maybe either way, it's not looking good for your being Oh, my God.
I haven't smelled the pattern, so I'm getting so many men's, They all involved Chopper up.
Oh, my God.
I remember.
Oh, God, make it stop.
I just love Like when I had so much big powder on my chafing thighs and I would sit down and claps and it would be like, Who?
That was a long walk.
Oh, who?
Sorry, guys.
I took the stairs real quick.
I just need thio fix this B R b.
Okay, so we have our doughnut.
Have our baby had time to make this into a powdered donut camps for the supper.
Oh, why, It's right.
Yeah, of course.
It looks really it's fucking powder, but it really does like that.
Looks like a fucking powder don't know.
That's gonna kill someone.
Ryland, get home.
He's home.
Okay, let's kill him.
All right.
Guess what.
I got you some doughnuts after a long day of war, Young don't look good.
Don't they look good?
What?
You go pray, Frank.
What do you mean?
Yes, it is.
It's a prey Because you thought it was donut that it's vegetable.
That's disgusting.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Oh, my God.
I fucking hate you.
But don't worry, because I have a real doughnut right in here.
Give it, abi.
Okay, Me means spitting out all the veggies for the doughnut.
Okay?
Mm mm.
Take a right.
Is it good?
You know what is it?
It's sugar to sugar doughnut I got from Duncan's.
America runs on it.
You didn't swallow that, right?
Okay, e they might be toxic.
I don't really know.
Get me when I'm so thirsty.
Me when I'm on Twitter and I'm thirsty for drum.
What was It was just like watching detergent for the one thing.
So this next Frank is for your b up.
So instead of giving her like God or, um, it's gonna clog up her intestines with something she can't digest slowly killer from the inside out.
That's right.
We're making going out of Plato.
Okay, so the prank is you take, like, a normal package of gum, which, by the way, like I'm a bomb gun in a hot minute if you've ever met me in person.
But I didn't know gum came in this new were container.
Like I wasn't aware it was 2027.
We were living in this future where you're gonna container, like, withstand the apocalypse, which, honestly, any kind of gun for this breath needs.
D'oh!
Let's do this, friend.
We're gonna take a stick of gum.
We're gonna open up the boil, throw out the gun because we don't need that so that we're just going to take the Plato.
I meant blue color, and we're going to form it into a gunman shape and cover it with.
By the way, all of these prints are taking way too much ever.
You know, easy.
It is to just call up your friends and tell her mom that just takes one.
I mean, this is taking five minutes, and it costs me, like, $3.
The price of a fake family deafness free.
All right, so we're the squishing is down.
Folding it into a square and wrapping it back.
Okay, so now I'm just going to try it myself and see if I survive.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, Susie.
How did you know?
I need it done.
Don't answer that.
Okay?
Oh, my God.
Oh, I explained the taste of Plato.
It is so salty.
It's insane.
Like it federally tastes like.
Like if you were to run a marathon, by the way, that's very hypothetical.
Nobody that watches videos would do that.
But if you were to do it and then you took a soy sauce bath and then used french fries to dry off, and then you took a lick of yourself.
That is what it would taste like.
Honestly, I'm gonna do that.
That's not a good video idea, except in the marathon part.
But the french fries.
So I saw Samia.
That was disgusting.
That was crazy.
If my friends gave me that said it was gone, I wouldn't make them lick my baby powder covered.
Guys.
Okay.
This next one I am not gonna do this is where you taking Windex bottle and empty it and then seal it with power raid and then drink it in front of your friends to scare them.
Know what reality this is?
We're like, it's funny to, like, drink Windex in front of your friends.
That's a cry for help.
Like if my friend was like, anyways, I was telling Timmy huge back off me and pulled on a Thursday.
Um, anyways, which that's a 50 50.
And also how little funny praying, like if my friend was trying to, like, drink bleach in front of me, I wouldn't be like L o l.
I mean, I'd be like, let me join.
No, I'd be like, let me grab my crazy straw Joined this party.
Uh, no, that's stupid.
I'm not gonna do it, cause I feel like no matter how much you clean this out, you still should never drink out of this.
So this one is where you empty out a deodorant container and fill it with cream cheese.
Now, this was actually kind of harmless.
I mean, except for the fact that this would like to make your friend late for work, and then they lose their job, and then they need a place to live, and then they sleep on your couch.
And, uh, yeah, we reserve that couch for me.
Time back out.
Just not for me and my friends.
It's for me and friends back out Just for me and Phoebe Champion.
Rachel, not you, bitch.
All right, It's just empty this out of love.
I don't wear it, but I love this.
I just recently stopped wearing deodorant for no reason.
I just literally ran out, and I just didn't get it.
But then when people ask me, unlike because I'm green because, like the environment need something about chemicals and organic and now, that's what.
Okay, so this is empty.
Now we're going to take the cream cheese.
I love the fact that it comes in a square.
Let's just open this up.
So then I guess you just, like, squish it into the container.
Okay, that works.
Look.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so I have shaped it into what looks like ideal rib, and now we're going to try to use it, See how it feels.
I'm not gonna lie to you this stupid.
Let's do it.
All right.
So let's just showcase Wow, I just lost all of you as my B f f's.
Because this is growth.
My arm it is.
You know what?
Free the arm.
Never mind.
Locker.
All right, here we go.
It's just so it it feels like a dog with the biggest tongue licking my fucking armpit.
No, no.
Feels like a fucking elephant licking my armpit hair.
That's a fucking You know what?
I think this is like a recipe, like, you know, Justin Timberlake.
He's all, like, organic and shit.
Probably done, like, used.
This is deodorant.
Smell like a big fucking cheesecake.
But nobody's gonna say anything, cause he Justin Timberlake if I smell like a big cheese cake Well, nobody would say anything.
I'm Shane.
They'd be like, Oh, the factory.
I know this feels fucking weird.
I don't like it Smells good.
Not matter.
Smell taste.
Is it weird that that tastes like my armpit?
Like cream cheese is actually not far off from the taste that my body exudes.
My belly button cream.
Don't act like you don't have that literally takes like this.
So bellybutton cream hack.
All right, that's it.
Once again, this one I am not gonna D'oh!
This is where you take somebody's bottle of pills and replace it with Tic Tacs.
Yeah, that's gonna be really funny at the hospital when your friend has a seizure and you're like Ella Well, I replaced your seizure pills.
Take time, Were you Shuck?
That's the wrong choice of words for that.
Whatever All I'm saying is that the bad idea?
You're a bad friend.
Also.
Why don't I buy the white one?
Granted it.
But what about the orange ones?
I would've just ate a whole box of Tic Tacs.
All right, Next reel.
Now, this one seems dangerous to me, mainly because it involves electronics.
But that's where you take a hair dryer, and then you fill it with flour, and then the person turns it on, and it blows flower in their face.
Now, some seniors to me because I feel like the flower would cook in here and then it would burn and that it would explode.
And your poor friend who has already eaten baby daughter not calling her pills swallow Windex and eight fucking Plato is now holding a farming blow dryer is on fire.
You are not a good friend, so let's plug this in and Let's fill her up with flour.
I don't really know.
Do this.
Dump it in.
This is not gonna go well.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's not obvious.
Hey, Kelly, Here's your blow dryer.
Shane, did you eat powdered donuts around my blow dryer again?
Yes.
Enjoy.
All right, here we go.
We're just going to Oh, God.
One Two.
Way to three.
Birdie!
Birdie!
Birdie!
I knew it!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
This is the art siesta ever looked.
If I was one of the duty presented, like poetry videos, this would be my love.
That's actually on fire.
Oh, my God.
What if, like, made a cake when the prank video turns into a life?
Hacks?
No, that's bad.
I feel sick.
I'm covered in shit.
I ate Plato.
I don't want to be friends with me anymore.
Hopefully you enjoyed this video and let me know if you want me to do Maur crates on myself.
Who?
That's what I started a break channel and I'm just pranking myself would be very, very sad.
Anyways, you guys enjoy this figure.
More pranks.
Give me a thumbs up.
So I know also generate down below and hit that notification because I mean, nobody does every single day.
If you want to see my other weird videos where I've done like life hacks and beauty, D I y eyes out, but a link to a play.
Let's run a top description below.
Actually, pranksters, I will see you guys, too.
So in the last 10 years, social media has taken over and it's done a lot of good.
I mean, it's connected people.
It's made it so you could keep up with somebody.
Went to high school with its, made it so you could find people that are into the same things as you have become friends with them.
But there's also a darker side.
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