I wasboundupin a straitjacket, andmygulliverwasstrappedto a headrestwithlikewiresrunningawayfromit.
Thentheyclampedlikelidlocksontheeyessothat I couldnotshutthem, nomatterhowhard I triedinanemotionallychargedclasscalledTraditions, you'retaughtthehistoryofthecompany.
It's parksandthewaysinwhichit's a uniqueandmagicalinstitution.
Now, allthetime I waswatchingthis, howwasbeginningtogetveryawareof, like, notfeelingallthatwell.
Thecastmembersareextremelyattentive, andsowhen a childgoesmissingorlosestheirparents, it's only a matteroftimeuntilthestaffmembernoticesandtakescharge.
Nowsing, I shalldonosuchthing.
YoumustsingIfyoudon't makeyoudo a ChristmasmoviewithTimAllen.
Insuch a crowdedplaceandwithemotionsrunninghigh, that's impressiveand a testamenttohowskilledthecastmembersare a crowdcontrol.
Butworktherelongenough, andit's only a matteroftimeuntilyouseesomethingyou'd rathernot.
You'recutting.
Howabout I showyouwhatrealcuttingis?
Uh, I'm sorry I couldn't hearyou.
Canyouspeakintomymicrophone?
AccordingtooneDisneyemployees, a groupofyoungadultswereplayfightingduringthefireworksonenightandwoundupaccidentallypunching a 12 yearoldwhenthechild's fatherrealizedwhathadhappened.
Thingsgotuglyfast.
That's right, killeachother.
Securityintervened, butbythetimetheybrokeitup, thedadhadallegedlybeatentheoffendertoquote a pope.
OneDisneycastmemberclaimstheyhaveoncewitnessedthecompletedissolutionof a family.
Duringtheirvisittothepark, whileworkingthekitchenatCinderella's RoyalTableRestaurant, theemployeeswatchedinhorroras a fatherin a familyoffourstoodupandmade a speech.
Itwouldseem, however, thatmanydedicatedguestsfeeltheDisneyWorldlivesuptoitsreputationasthehappiestplaceonEarthandthatthere's nowherethey'd ratherspendeternity.
You'veneverbeentoDisneyland.
That's thehappiestplaceonEarth.
Shockingthoughitmightsound, Disneyemployeesarefrequentlycatchingpeopletryingtodumptheashesoftheirlovedonesinvariousplacesaroundthepark, fromthefrontgatesandgreenspacestowaterrideslikeIt's a SmallWorldandPiratesoftheCaribbean.
ButHauntedMansionapparentlyremainsthefanfavorite.
Employeessaythisis a favoritespotforgueststosecretlyspreadtheashesoftheirlovedones.
Forsomeemployees, thatmeansforming a humanbarricadetohidepukeuntilit's cleanedup.
Forothers, it's puttingupmaintenancesignsandthrowingtogether a charactermeetandgreettodrawattentionawayfrom a hotelroomwhere a mantookhisownlifeatDisneyWorld.