Mine cracked.

You guys wanted me to play single player Minecraft.

You didn't specify which one.

Just give me what?

Just give me one more day, Gamers.

For now, we're playing real life craft or really lie likable craft.

I hope that's the name everyone's been talking about playing this.

So let's just do it.

Apparently, this modest like regular my craft, but harder.

Ah, bunch of news.

Do you think my craft is hard?

It's like Minecraft, but it's it's not a frickin dragon right back.

So, uh, is that a Griffin?

Hey, is that it was not a new record.

Let's try again.

Oh, where am I?

A mine.

Actual water.

Uh, eight.

Cool.

Let's try that for the third time.

Here we go.

Cool.

Whoa!

Everything is so different.

Oh, God has got auto jump.

Why on God's Earth would you want that on?

That's a freaking terror terror doctors thing Kind of store.

Oh, God.

Verdant marca.

Hello.

Murder and Mark a friend, friend Cool vehicle.

Me inverted Mark ever friend Prints.

Okay, Trees look very different.

I don't remember there being the alien from Star Trek in Minecraft.

That's cool as a jungle more epic dying the source.

That must be a nest here, stat.

Spender.

You in this thing?

This is awful.

Or these buns.

Other stones.

Okay, cool.

While they make a sound, it is pretty cool.

Actually, it's pretty impressive how different it is.

Cool.

You can't break the stone with a stone, apparently.

Wait, What are these?

What's happening?

Whoa, Dan, this over.

What?

Why does nothing drop anymore?

So I think what you need to do in this modest you have to find damn the sound of a circle.

You have to find Flynn.

Why am I losing my inventory?

Confused Swedish noises.

I'm sorry.

Piggies is liver or let die in this.

I'm going against dying.

The source.

I ain't taking the Jets.

We're cool, right?

We're cool.

Right down the source.

How did you even survive in this world?

This is ridiculous.

I'm collecting stones now.

Oh, God.

It's a castle Cheats at per leaper.

Well, and I think you have to drink water in this game Slips up.

They were cool.

I'm cool with the dinosaurs.

So far.

Zero bets.

Pretty epic.

Uh, okay.

I need to find Flint.

It's this Flint Flynn Flynn.

Oh, car was sexy.

Hello?

Oh, heck, yeah.

Oh, Frick!

Yeah!

Minecraft Frick it.

All right?

So it's just gravel, I think.

Yes.

OK, I found gravel.

Cool.

So we just need the Flint Flint, the pick up items you hit shift or your right place done.

But I'm not getting any flint different.

I've got wood.

Oh, God.

Is that good or evil?

Good or evil?

Okay, good is good.

Anything that doesn't kill May I will assume is on my side.

We gotta Flynn chart.

Okay, so now when you we have a Flynn chart, see out.

Wonder how I know this.

Well, I'm a Minecraft veteran, right?

I know what I'm doing.

School.

Why does it sound like I'm wearing high heels?

I swear, I swear I'm not wearing her years.

Right?

So you just throw, you throw the stone.

There you go.

And we gotta Flynn chart just like real life.

Why?

Because this is real life craft.

Now we can go against the dinosaurs.

I feel like I'm red.

Be Ah, no, that's not what we're doing.

Okay, you get the Flynn churn.

What do you do next?

You take a sick and you make knife.

And now we're ready for dinosaurs.

Now, for real.

I'm doing amazing here.

I've honestly never seen anyone progress this fast.

So now we can shop, plant and make plant fiber.

Why the kiss?

Real life on my goddess faggy.

I don't like you.

This is fun.

I like this.

I'll say that until I die.

Basically.

Okay.

It's like mine.

Easiest game of all time.

Okay, so now we have a ban in a plant, the fiber, and we can make a plan String.

Why?

Because it's just like real life.

And then we can may.

Ah, though, Okay.

I have to show the these to get stinks.

I think the other one I found in nature there it is.

60.

Okay, we have to find son in this world.

Any world.

I'll find him.

They do it.

There it is.

Hatchet.

Okay, cool.

I think we're doing good.

Chop chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop!

Toto!

God, this is a useless Hello?

Hello?

Uh huh.

Ah!

Oh!

Oh.

Uh, What does this seed?

Wow.

Minecraft.

That's awesome.

What I do would sit.

I plant I need hope.

Okay.

Interesting.

Summer, Autumn.

What?

Their seasons in Minecraft This is back.

Okay, Shut up.

So now we have a cash.

Sherwood, we played club them shut.

Actually, I prefer when it's quiet.

And then I think right.

Click, jump.

I did it.

I gives us two.

You need to do it again.

Oh, God.

That's gonna get old fast.

Okay, Three, uh, my lord.

All right, let's speed up a bit.

Uh, shut up.

Shut up.

Shop, shop, shop.

Okay, now make workbench.

Gosh.

Damn, I'm good at this game.

It's like, E s o.

You sound like farting noises that I have a bunch of stones.

Oh, yeah.

You can make a couple of stone out of stone.

Big, I think.

Epic.

And ah, I I know this because I'm micro veteran and you could make us Ah.

Ah, knife.

I thought you could make a knife.

Maybe you need fiber.

Um, I think I'm hearing someone farting or it's it's something worse.

I have dagger.

Okay, it's you.

It's my sex is my Minecraft wife.

No, that might see it, but I think she's pretty on.

Uh, do I bring this with me?

Sure.

Winner.

It's pretty nice house.

Now, what do I do from here?

I guess I'll make arbor.

I don't know.

I'm so lots.

It suck to die now.

And I spent all this effort.

Okay.

Well, fine.

I'll build a house here.

This is my house.

What is making that noise?

There's bees in Minecraft one.

I just want to know if these guys are friendly or not.

That's all I want to know.

Hey, we cool.

Check your Beastie cheaper and check in.

I am checking.

Oh, God.

What's making that sound?

I think we are cool.

Can I ride you?

That's the real question.

You're not spend.

But I say kiss you.

I still kiss you.

What doesn't kill me if you don't like it.

I know you like it.

I kiss everyone.

Uh, okay.

Five more gamers.

It's getting dark.

And I kind of don't wanna be alone.

It's hard enough during the day, so I think I'm gonna go.

Bye bye.

Gonna go.

Bye bye for a little while.

I don't like that block.

It looks like a creeper and I want a frickin said it.

I'll say it again.

Theme.

Minecraft Creeper Block is sexy.

Jesus.

What?

That's a frickin lion.

Not house.

My house stink.

You're staying, Huh?

Huh?

All right.

I have a dagger.

It's okay.

Yes, Yes, yes, yes!

You're staying.

Oh, God.

He has a lot of help.

You can't come in my house.

My smell.

Right.

So where were we?

Don't engaged with Tiger.

Got it.

All right.

Okay.

Understandable.

Understandable.

I don't think that's a sound.

You for cobblestone?

I need to make a furnace.

I can cook this chicken from using the stones to break the stones.

Gamers, how epic is this?

Can you make stone armor in this game?

Let's look at this stuff you could make.

You could make it mithril.

Uh what?

What?

Stone?

That stone.

Okay, if you could make stone dagger Shirley Woolf are what I could make armor for.

Ah, you make our armor for Spencer Stone armor.

Question Mark.

What?

The Frick is in our in our room.

Maybe I should just make stick to the leather.

Oh, my God.

That even this sounds, it's all coming back.

It's a tiger!

Gone!

That's a known Damn it!

Damn it!

Huh?

All right.

Where am I?