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So goon, is it Australian slang term.

Basically, goon is a general name for cask wine or boxed wine.

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Or it's something that people are cold and you shouldn't call people that I don't know.

There's so many words out today that I'm afraid I like this one.

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That could make you nervous.

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She didn't even eat the fucking thing to aim before each meal.

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I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

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Do all these people have AIDS?

You don't eat so much.

And I didn't want anything.

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I have AIDS.

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What I can't hear you.

Mostly music.

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Is this Try the AIDS reducing plan.

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This is funniest home videos, not questionable product.

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How did they think this is a good idea?

Products?

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They don't have any fuckin stimulants.

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Betty, what have we got on the chopping block next?

I wantto laugh until my sides fall out.

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You laugh now.

Just watch.

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That's disgusting.

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I might have been rocking some for half the videos I've made on YouTube, but they've never looked like that with wonder boners.

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This is not the way to do it.

You get the Wonder Bar.

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1995 for a voter, I could just think real hard to get one for free.

I do wonder how well products like this cell, because a lot of them are basing like this at least is a decent idea.

It's something that if it actually works, whatever.

But I wonder how many people sell stuff like this just because of the name, like the AIDS suppressant.

or the boner.

Things like Get Tommy, Get in here, Get that fish boner thing that you have.

My kids.

They're weird.

The top carpet.

What's next?

The masturbator?

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Have you tried fishing but just can't seem to let the big one?

This is a joke.

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The more I learned secrets from the masturbate video I spent hours fiddling with useless limp broad.

Now my wife smiles when she sees me bringing home fish because she knows I'm coming with a big load.

Yes.

Way to take the joke and roll with it.

I like that a lot.

Well, I need to get away from the actual product stuff.