I'm really bored.

And I had this idea along with my daughter, that we are going to prank call Ellen or at least try Thio.

So here we go.

Okay.

It's ringing after disguise.

My voice maybe.

No.

Hey, is your refrigerator running?

Oh, my God.

Andy, grow up.

I got it.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

I'm calling you from jail Bank.

Oh, Monitoring has been qualified to drop down your credit card.

Wow.

Love confirmation.

I'm so bored.

This is fantastic.

Usually I hang up, right?

I'm good.

How are you?

What's your name?

I My name is Ellen.

How are you?

Thank you.

No, I was just bored.

I'm sequestered in my house.

I'm quarantined.

And I thought, you know, I'll talk to somebody so high.

You're How are you?

Good, hon?

I'm good, hon.

Um, but you're feeling good.

Your help?

Yeah, but nothing.

I'm bored.

I'm just sitting at home with my animals.

And, uh, but anyway, so you're staying safe, right?

E have dogs and cats.

Look, I have to hang up because Tiffany had issues calling.

Okay.

All right.

Bye.

All right.

Hey, I was so bored.

I was on the other line with some credit card company that I usually hang up on.

And I was just talking to him.

He called me hon a lot, which was really funny.

Hey, your hair looks great.

Yeah, it looks really good.

How long did that that took?

A long time.

Yes.

We started at, like, three.

Finished, like Father.

That's ridiculous.

What?

You Nobody's gonna see it.

You're in your house.

What would you do that for?

What I care about the pop in.

All right, Well, they're gonna see it now because we're face timing, So you look good.

You look really good.

So you're gonna garden tomorrow, huh?

Yes.

Yeah.

You're full of Gardner.

Good.

What do you Yeah.

You know, mermaids are usually in the ocean.

Yeah, but this is my backyard backyard.

I say that's the blackbird.

A flash.

Oh, you know what?

That's a good movie.

Actually, that's a good movie.

All right, let's do it.

Hey, what?

Planting in your garden?

I'm planting some more bill peppers.

I got to go hand alone.

I can't leave.

Yes, I like it.

I like it.

We're gonna come over to your house that if this keeps going.

Hey.

Oh, I'm happy to come to South Central L.

A.

All right, listen, I gotta get back to the credit card I was talking to I You know, I left him for you, so I love talking to you.

I miss you.

Stay safe.

Okay.

All right.

Bye.

Social distancing keeps us apart.

Artists are doing what they've always done.

Bring us together.

Wait.

What up with you sitting here living a dream?

What?

What are you doing To keep busy working out every single day.

I know that.

Well, see, that's one kid in the background.

Thanks.

He's supposed to be a school like another lying to me, telling me on break when I know he's not my way.

A There's so right there.

Little homeschooling going on.

What am I doing here?

Big TV that I wanted to watch because son and I know you were just getting back out trying stuff out.

So now you're trying stuff out for them?

Yeah.

I'm working on my set here in the house.

You know, I've been bombing the bodies.

That's the toughest audience, right?

There is your family.

They're they're so jaded because they have you every single day.

You'll not get no lasting here.

This stupid house.

Yeah, You look good.

You look really good.

You like young Going great.

I like that work.

That's right.

Everybody's going great, everybody.

Yeah, I like it.

E.

I don't think you look that great.

I'm gonna show E.

I don't see it.

I'm like Morgan Freeman.

Uh, it's got bad.

That's not bad, huh?

Nothing.

You know, I'm just basically the same thing.

I'm so used to talking to celebrities every day.

I'm just calling celebrities.

And then when I have to go to the bathroom, I say Porsche, I'll be right back.

And then, uh, you know, I'm just what I do every day way are following rules.

Uh, no more, then 10 people.

So our house, you already got a family of kids?

Total.

We have five total.

Right?

How many kids have got three plus us?

That's five.

Okay, so it's good that you're just starting to count the family members right now.

What?

I'm thinking.

I forget.

Wait.

The dogs.

The dogs count to seven.

Yeah, $2 too.

I never really noticed hot dogs were Well, you've been hearing mind too.

They're uh, they're just wandering around right now if you can see him.

But, uh, yeah, they're annoying.

All right, listen, this is too long.

I want to post it, and I don't want it to be too long.

But I want to give everybody a little entertainment and a little light and levity, because that's what we need right now.

So, um, I love you and safe.

Stay safe, and, uh, let's keep in touch.

All right?

If you want me to talk, just tell me out.

Oh, all right.

Because of me.

And I'll turn.

Good.

Good to know.

I wish you would've told me that in the beginning, but I will call you back.

And with Twerking is next time.

4 p.m. Four time.

All right, bye.