oh hi baby good GOD!

hello my girl how are you finally back

everybody

honey we've been jet-setting but we

finally got up in this rolls-royce yes

God laganja is back baby

so happy that you are back in town we

can finally turn up turn up yeah luckily

not lock lips locked away my know the

night is young the night's young

maybe it's daylight still girl think I

can't believe we're out in the daylight

I know babe

o heart is there goes to settings friend

I have to ask you ever gotten ready in a

moving vehicle

no girl I always leave it up to you

first it was the handheld mirror which

was horrifying for mine now she's like

my look army are stable but the car's

not so i migrated what will you think of

next

come on challenge a challenge on it yeah

it's a little tricky

yeah but it's glamorous I'm feeling I'm

feeling like Beyonce roll up the

partition please bitch here we got all

of the partition like pussy feelin like

kinda feeling going home

well you know I love science fiction

Young's i'm all about that you know now

you're gonna be proud of me i got an

actual stocking cap today thank God not

a shield little 12 maybe a real stocking

cap

I'm so proud of you baby she's growing

up babe she's growing up so besides my

favorite primer i always use i have a

new one from Gucci i really want to

lather all over your face yes you always

have a delicious primer for me and i

love that this is this new silk priming

serum

infused with vitamin which who knows

ok vitamins that seems generic so I'm

gonna use oh you're gonna use a

Beautyblender i am well you know what

I'm gonna use my green Beauty Blender ok

I've never seen that color before

what what do you mean is that laganja

beauty blender wall you know I had a bud

give it to me so I thought it was legit

girl let me feel like I've been

Oh fill this one up

wait did someone trick you

well you know what 428 up with the baby

this is the ganja Beautyblender

shoutouts a Beautyblender go i'm waiting

for the green one today we're gonna try

that we're trying your lender Beauty you

know i love those

yes ma'am so let me get some of this

good show you dumped into their first

okay all right now we're just gonna take

a little bit of the serum looks a little

bit like something else isn't yeah and

we're just gonna smear that all over our

faces on moisturization when I'm liking

this one how about the new lipstick

scroll my God we're going to just got up

with all ten live ammunition you know

the bitch had to have all of them all of

them

I can't wait to see on what your

favorite color is once you start playing

with them all now do you remember what I

first thought they were what we please

remind me ok so when you first release

them you know I have a little bit of

dyslexia right when I first promo right

like you were like teasing ask you how

you do so well

the pan i was like oh my gosh lip

illumination and living

nothing she's going to illuminate our

lips like you know like that the

scrubbing emanating so I came over to

your house and I was Kiki and I was like

you're all i need these lips I don't

these new little donation and you said

my name haha i mean i signed a contract

with Illuminati years ago but my live

ammunition

haha they are they're looking

illuminating they're very satin and

gives your lips and extra kind of like

well I'm excited for like you know now I

can leave kiss prints on people

yeah like that was the only thing that

was missing before like I was really one

of us are fucking I want to leave my

mark something but you might want to

leave your mark and i like that not

ready to fucking start foundation my

fucking mug

well of course you're ready foundation

lines the layover one brow but no tea

girl i swear i'm gonna shave these brows

one day I know I said every time I'm

with you you inspire please tell him to

shave then browse i'm doing i'm willing

to do it for you girl that look at

Rucker was taking pictures events to get

what honey I was a girl what this is the

new mat setting spray from City color

collection

ok 44 lovely three dollars if it works

at fucking work

ok girl it works and i don't feel bad

about doing the you and just remember

haha yes

whoa don't get your role of the trick is

to get the trick is to close your

natural lungs and mouth then

and fucking pray will go you know I'm

anti SeaWorld's I was just trying to be

fish and swim

I'm gonna fight this crater this fucking

foundation go I'm ready to get up in my

cakey bake shaking 12 making ok so I

heard a little rumor that you were

supposed to allegedly beyond all stars

now I cannot confirm or deny

speaking of darling you know we sign

contracts over time I love entertainment

industry but what I will say is you've

been conquering the world and it was a

really great choice and it was a

wonderful choice you know I'm so proud

of Melissa it's been amazing to just

like I host a little viewing party in

north hollywood it yet cobra and it's

been so fun to just watch my mother and

my friends and cheer them on and to be

honest you know I i got to choreograph

the vmas for Miley Cyrus and I had I

done the all-stars get I probably would

have been able to do that no such a cool

moment like that exactly is such a huge

moment i'm now girl I'm choreographing

for Brooke candy so she's just moving on

an upward to keeping this you know

career as an artist not just a drag

queen alive and I love that I think it's

really important and party legacy in

here that's what you're fucking amazing

yeah well you know on all-stars they

lip-sync for their legacy baby I'm

living for my legacy

okay well ok I love that now I think we

should just dive right in there I'm

gonna be the first one to say it

Alyssa you got fucking robbed bitch rob

da baby they have pulled the patch the

rug the full kit and caboodle on her

robbed like that was 30 baby i was

already right now if you haven't watched

this season of all-stars two you're

definitely missing out because I I'm

just gonna say it out loud it's TV gold

well baby I have to make that RuPaul is

a genius he said himself he's a

marketing genius and maybe this season

has been so juicy

uh-huh it's unreal approach emoticon

that's just not even enough to describe

how juicy this okay really turn it the

fuck

oh we so hardcore and I think it's so

cool because the show keeps growing and

growing

yeah it really does and I don't think

it's slowing down now it's amazing girl

I was on the show almost four years ago

and I'm still working as a drag queen

thanks to rupaul's drag race that's

fucking awesome yeah now only thing i

will say is what am I gonna be a judge

on the show um I'm hi my watch is taking

uh-huh uh-huh

girl i feel like i don't know that's

just yeah you need to be a judge

I mean I you I need you to be a judge on

that show for sure I know the fans have

voted before and still hasn't happened

so everyone hi

let's get on that please you would play

the panel you will be sitting there tits

up dying John I've done i think it would

be so fun so I'm hi RuPaul if anyone's

watching this call me i think that what

happened to Alisa was so dirty

well that was started at like four two

friends just like you know what money by

we know you're sickening and you know

you might win so it's over

girl i might do you think Alissa really

deserved it i mean i know it's not a

category but wanting wanting it should

be and I'm telling you she wanted it

more than any of those girls

I mean she's haven't called heart you

know yeah to her it's not just a title

but it is this legacy it is traveling

the world with RuPaul's name and saying

like i am you know the next drag

superstar all-star and so I mean whoever

wins you know that they are going to be

great

they are all Allstars it's true it

really is true but they're there for a

reason they are there for a reason but i

really wanted to see us to take the

crown obviously she Norma right exactly

and I don't know I don't know a lot of

these people on the show you know I know

I feel them really well

the movement also i don't really want to

speak to ill we loved anyone before but

it's like this season I really thought

you know maybe feel have a heart and

have a moment but you know everyone

always wants to say editing but you did

act like that

well here's what i have to say about

that girl as long as somebody who had a

very tumultuous time on these insects

yes you know i came off that show and I

could have totally been one of those

girls to be like I blame editing i blame

editing but at the end of the day I

owned up to who i am who i was and that

was an outlandish crazy ass iconic don't

you forget it mama honey boo boo child

character and I know people people loved

it or hated it but they remembered it

and you know I think those editors have

a job to do girl they've got people to

feed themselves and you can you give a

damn family you give them the footage

that you give them yeah so you can

expect to turn around and be you know

upset about that i'm gonna i'm going to

say something the first you know three

episodes there was a lot of laganja

quotes oh so I kind of felt like you

were there and spirit to be able to call

you know I I definitely think my Lego

has lived a life of its own

it happened i think it's so genius and

you know this is jeffree star making a