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  • Here's how it works.

  • If I can match all five of you to your secret,

  • I'm going to win a prize.

  • The first secret is, my first time

  • babysitting on Jersey Shore, I got hit on by the kids' dad.

  • The next one is, my first meal out of prison

  • was pizza with some sex.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's a hard one.

  • Martha.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Next, I like to sleep in the shower.

  • Hmm.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Next, I once tried to put a breakup spell on my ex using

  • broccoli and matches.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Hmm.

  • And finally, Snoop got me stoned for my first time in Hollywood.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Woo!

  • [CHEERING]

  • The first thing I'm going to do is,

  • I'm going to take this and put it right where

  • I know it's supposed to go.

  • My first meal out of prison was pizza with some hot sex.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I think it's Mike, The Situation.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Don't try to look the other way.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yeah.

  • You trying to look the other way, like it ain't you.

  • Is it you, Snooki?

  • Deena?

  • It's one of you women that have that kind of MILF

  • look about yourself.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Oh!

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Yeah.

  • Oh!

  • Oh!

  • Me?

  • Pardon.

  • I like to sleep in the shower.

  • That's convenient.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Shower, sleep, shower, sleep, shower, sleep, shower, sleep.

  • [CHEERING]

  • I once tried to put a breakup spell on my ex using broccoli

  • and matches.

  • This sound like some [BLEEP] Martha would do.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • First of all, using vegetables and matches?

  • I'm going with you, Martha.

  • That just seem like something that you would have done.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Cool.

  • Snooki.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [CHEERING]

  • Oh my God.

  • Are you really expecting to win, Snoop?

  • I'm not worrying about you.

  • I'm going to ask my judges.

  • Judges, how many do I have correct?

  • [DING]

  • Oh!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Damn!

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • That says a lot about what I know.

  • You seemed very confident.

  • Everything, obviously.

  • Maybe take them all off and restart.

  • I don't know.

  • Take a breather.

  • Um, uh, uh, uh.

  • I sleep in the shower.

  • What's that?

  • Now, what did you put on here?

  • You sleep in the shower.

  • I never would sleep in the shower.

  • Are you crazy?

  • Snoop got me high.

  • You crazy?

  • My shower is uncomfortable.

  • What do you got?

  • What do I have now?

  • What do I got?

  • What do I--

  • Who am I?

  • What's mine say?

  • Judges--

  • [CHEERING]

  • --how many do I got right now?

  • [BUZZER]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Oh my God.

  • Horrible.

  • Give up, Snoop.

  • No.

  • [INTERPOSING VOICES]

  • [YELLS]

  • Oh, Snoop.

  • This is bad.

  • Should we tell him?

  • No, no.

  • No?

  • No, no, don't you dare.

  • Don't you dare tell me nothing.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I don't want to know anything.

  • Ask the judges.

  • Ask judges, Snoop.

  • Judges, what is it?

  • [DING]

  • Yeah!

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Yeah!

  • [CHEERING]

  • I'm the greatest.

  • You got it.

  • Oh.

  • [CHEERING]

  • How did he do that?

  • He did it!

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • That's how you play Spill the Tea.

  • But players, I'm getting a $25 Olive Garden gift card.

  • [CHEERING]

  • And for sharing your secrets, you're all getting a 65" TCL--

  • We get a 65" television.

  • --Roku TV!

  • Look, look.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Yes!

  • Jersey Shore Family Vacation returns

  • Thursday, February 27th at 8:00 PM on MTV.

  • We'll be right back.

  • Don't you touch that gizmo.

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos,

  • like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like ball peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen

  • and other celebrities, if you're into that sort of thing.

  • [SCREAMS]

  • Ah!

  • [BLEEP]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • God!

  • [BLEEP]

Here's how it works.

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ジャージー・ショア・ファミリー・バケーション」キャストとマーサ・スチュワートが「お茶をこぼして」を演じる (The ‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ Cast and Martha Stewart Play ‘Spill the Tea’)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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