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CAN PROVE THAT WE'RE LIVE.
CAN PROVE THAT WE'RE LIVE. THINK OF A NUMBER.
THINK OF A NUMBER.
THINK OF A NUMBER. I'M THINKING TO HAVE THE SAME
I'M THINKING TO HAVE THE SAME
I'M THINKING TO HAVE THE SAME ONE.
ONE.
ONE. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT, THE SOUTH CAROLINA
ALL RIGHT, THE SOUTH CAROLINA
ALL RIGHT, THE SOUTH CAROLINA DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HAS JUST WRAPPED UP AND, GUYS,
HAS JUST WRAPPED UP AND, GUYS,
HAS JUST WRAPPED UP AND, GUYS, IT WAS A LITTLE CRAZY.
IT WAS A LITTLE CRAZY.
IT WAS A LITTLE CRAZY. >> TOM, I THINK SHE WAS TALKING
>> TOM, I THINK SHE WAS TALKING
>> TOM, I THINK SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT MY PLAN, NOT YOURS.
ABOUT MY PLAN, NOT YOURS.
ABOUT MY PLAN, NOT YOURS. >> I THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
>> I THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
>> I THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MATH AND IT DOESN'T TAKE TWO
MATH AND IT DOESN'T TAKE TWO
MATH AND IT DOESN'T TAKE TWO HOURS TO DO THE MATH.
HOURS TO DO THE MATH.
HOURS TO DO THE MATH. >> LET'S TALK ABOUT MATH.
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT MATH.
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT MATH. YOU WROTE THE CRIME BILL.
YOU WROTE THE CRIME BILL.
YOU WROTE THE CRIME BILL. WHERE WE COME FROM THAT'S
WHERE WE COME FROM THAT'S
WHERE WE COME FROM THAT'S CALLED JOHNNY COME LATELY.
CALLED JOHNNY COME LATELY.
CALLED JOHNNY COME LATELY. >> YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT BILL.
>> YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT BILL.
>> YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT BILL. I WROTE THE BILL.
I WROTE THE BILL.
I WROTE THE BILL. OKAY, YOU DID.
OKAY, YOU DID.
OKAY, YOU DID. TOOK OUT TO HAVE THE HANDS
TOOK OUT TO HAVE THE HANDS
TOOK OUT TO HAVE THE HANDS OF --
OF --
OF -- >> LOOK AT A FACT CHECK.
>> LOOK AT A FACT CHECK.
>> LOOK AT A FACT CHECK. ET'S LOOK AT THE FACT CHECK.
ET'S LOOK AT THE FACT CHECK.
ET'S LOOK AT THE FACT CHECK. ( TALKING AT THE SAME TIME )
( TALKING AT THE SAME TIME )
( TALKING AT THE SAME TIME ) >> SENATOR SANDERS, A QUICK
>> SENATOR SANDERS, A QUICK
>> SENATOR SANDERS, A QUICK RESPONSE.
RESPONSE.
RESPONSE. >> I'M NOT OUT OF TIME!
>> I'M NOT OUT OF TIME!
>> I'M NOT OUT OF TIME! HE SPOKE OVERTIME AND I'M GOING
HE SPOKE OVERTIME AND I'M GOING
HE SPOKE OVERTIME AND I'M GOING TO TALK!
TO TALK!
TO TALK! >> Trevor: DAMN!
>> Trevor: DAMN!
>> Trevor: DAMN! IT WAS WILD TONIGHT.
IT WAS WILD TONIGHT.
IT WAS WILD TONIGHT. I HAVEN'T SEEN WHITE PEOPLE GO
I HAVEN'T SEEN WHITE PEOPLE GO
I HAVEN'T SEEN WHITE PEOPLE GO AT EACH OTHER THAT HARD SINCE
AT EACH OTHER THAT HARD SINCE
AT EACH OTHER THAT HARD SINCE KHAKIS WERE ON SALE AT BANANA
KHAKIS WERE ON SALE AT BANANA
KHAKIS WERE ON SALE AT BANANA REPUBLIC.
REPUBLIC.
REPUBLIC. IT'S NOT SURPRISING THE DEBATE
IT'S NOT SURPRISING THE DEBATE
IT'S NOT SURPRISING THE DEBATE GOT THAT HOT BECAUSE THE STAKES
GOT THAT HOT BECAUSE THE STAKES
GOT THAT HOT BECAUSE THE STAKES COULD NOT BE HIGHER, PEOPLE.
COULD NOT BE HIGHER, PEOPLE.
COULD NOT BE HIGHER, PEOPLE. THIS DEBATE IS THE LAST ONE
THIS DEBATE IS THE LAST ONE
THIS DEBATE IS THE LAST ONE BEFORE THE SOUTH CAROLINA
BEFORE THE SOUTH CAROLINA
BEFORE THE SOUTH CAROLINA PRIMARY THIS WEEKEND AND,
PRIMARY THIS WEEKEND AND,
PRIMARY THIS WEEKEND AND, REMEMBER, A FEW DAYS AFTER THAT
REMEMBER, A FEW DAYS AFTER THAT
REMEMBER, A FEW DAYS AFTER THAT IS SUPER TUESDAY.
IS SUPER TUESDAY.
IS SUPER TUESDAY. THAT'S WHEN 15 STATES ALL HOLD
THAT'S WHEN 15 STATES ALL HOLD
THAT'S WHEN 15 STATES ALL HOLD THEIR PRIMARIES AT THE SAME
THEIR PRIMARIES AT THE SAME
THEIR PRIMARIES AT THE SAME TIME.
TIME.
TIME. AND THEY DO IT AT THE SAME TIME
AND THEY DO IT AT THE SAME TIME
AND THEY DO IT AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY GOT A DEAL ON
BECAUSE THEY GOT A DEAL ON
BECAUSE THEY GOT A DEAL ON GROUPON.
GROUPON.
GROUPON. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) SO EVERY CANDIDATE TONIGHT
SO EVERY CANDIDATE TONIGHT
SO EVERY CANDIDATE TONIGHT NEEDED TO DO WELL.
NEEDED TO DO WELL.
NEEDED TO DO WELL. BUT THERE WAS ONE CANDIDATE WHO
BUT THERE WAS ONE CANDIDATE WHO
BUT THERE WAS ONE CANDIDATE WHO NEEDED IT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.
NEEDED IT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.
NEEDED IT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE. FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR AND THE
FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR AND THE
FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR AND THE ONLY CANDIDATE NOT ALLOWED TO
ONLY CANDIDATE NOT ALLOWED TO
ONLY CANDIDATE NOT ALLOWED TO RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER MICHAEL
RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER MICHAEL
RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER MICHAEL BLOOMBERG.
BLOOMBERG.
BLOOMBERG. >> THE DEBATE WAS A DISASTER FOR
>> THE DEBATE WAS A DISASTER FOR
>> THE DEBATE WAS A DISASTER FOR BLOOMBERG.
BLOOMBERG.
BLOOMBERG. >> MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, WHO HAD A
>> MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, WHO HAD A
>> MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, WHO HAD A PRETTY HORRIBLE FIRST DEBATE, I
PRETTY HORRIBLE FIRST DEBATE, I
PRETTY HORRIBLE FIRST DEBATE, I THINK THAT'S A FAIR STATEMENT,
THINK THAT'S A FAIR STATEMENT,
THINK THAT'S A FAIR STATEMENT, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
RIGHT? >> BLOOMBERG WAS AWFUL.
>> BLOOMBERG WAS AWFUL.
>> BLOOMBERG WAS AWFUL. MICHAEL BLOOMBERG FELL FLAT
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG FELL FLAT
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG FELL FLAT ON HIS DEBATE.
ON HIS DEBATE.
ON HIS DEBATE. >> IF YOU'RE MICHAEL BLOOMBERG,
>> IF YOU'RE MICHAEL BLOOMBERG,
>> IF YOU'RE MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, YOU WERE SO BAD AT THAT FIRST
YOU WERE SO BAD AT THAT FIRST
YOU WERE SO BAD AT THAT FIRST DEBATE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW
DEBATE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW
DEBATE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'RE SPENDING.
MUCH MONEY YOU'RE SPENDING.
MUCH MONEY YOU'RE SPENDING. >> HE GOT HAMMERED IN FRONT OF
>> HE GOT HAMMERED IN FRONT OF
>> HE GOT HAMMERED IN FRONT OF 20 MILLION VIEWERS.
20 MILLION VIEWERS.
20 MILLION VIEWERS. >> Trevor: YES, MICHAEL
>> Trevor: YES, MICHAEL
>> Trevor: YES, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG WAS SO BAD AT THE
BLOOMBERG WAS SO BAD AT THE
BLOOMBERG WAS SO BAD AT THE FIRST DEBATE HE GOT SLAMMED BY
FIRST DEBATE HE GOT SLAMMED BY
FIRST DEBATE HE GOT SLAMMED BY EVERYONE.
EVERYONE.
EVERYONE. CNN, NBC, FOX, EVEN "THE
CNN, NBC, FOX, EVEN "THE
CNN, NBC, FOX, EVEN "THE BACHELOR."
BACHELOR."
BACHELOR." LAST NIGHT, PETE TOLD MAD WHERE-
LAST NIGHT, PETE TOLD MAD WHERE-
LAST NIGHT, PETE TOLD MAD WHERE- TOLD MADDY I KNOW I MESSED UP
TOLD MADDY I KNOW I MESSED UP
TOLD MADDY I KNOW I MESSED UP BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MICHAEL
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MICHAEL
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MICHAEL BLOOMBERG AT THE THE LAST
BLOOMBERG AT THE THE LAST
BLOOMBERG AT THE THE LAST DEBATE.
DEBATE.
DEBATE. SO BLOOMBERG WAS PRAYING FOR AN
SO BLOOMBERG WAS PRAYING FOR AN
SO BLOOMBERG WAS PRAYING FOR AN EASIER DEBATE BUT DOESN'T SEEM
EASIER DEBATE BUT DOESN'T SEEM
EASIER DEBATE BUT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT WORKED.
LIKE IT WORKED.
LIKE IT WORKED. RIGHT FROM THE START HE WAS ON
RIGHT FROM THE START HE WAS ON
RIGHT FROM THE START HE WAS ON THE BACK FOOT.
THE BACK FOOT.
THE BACK FOOT. >> SENATOR SASHEDZ, WE HAVEN'T
>> SENATOR SASHEDZ, WE HAVEN'T
>> SENATOR SASHEDZ, WE HAVEN'T HAD A NATIONAL UNEMPLOYMENT RATE
HAD A NATIONAL UNEMPLOYMENT RATE
HAD A NATIONAL UNEMPLOYMENT RATE THIS LOW FOR THIS LONG IN 50
THIS LOW FOR THIS LONG IN 50
THIS LOW FOR THIS LONG IN 50 YEARS.
YEARS.
YEARS. HERE IN SOUTH CAROLINA, THE
HERE IN SOUTH CAROLINA, THE
HERE IN SOUTH CAROLINA, THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS EVEN LOWER.
UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS EVEN LOWER.
UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS EVEN LOWER. HOW WILL YOU CONVINCE VOTERS
HOW WILL YOU CONVINCE VOTERS
HOW WILL YOU CONVINCE VOTERS THAT A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST CAN
THAT A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST CAN
THAT A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST CAN DO BETTER THAN PRESIDENT TRUMP
DO BETTER THAN PRESIDENT TRUMP
DO BETTER THAN PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH THE ECONOMY?
WITH THE ECONOMY?
WITH THE ECONOMY? >> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, THE
>> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, THE
>> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, THE ECONOMY IS DOING REALLY GREAT
ECONOMY IS DOING REALLY GREAT
ECONOMY IS DOING REALLY GREAT FOR PEOPLE LIKE MR. BLOOMBERG
FOR PEOPLE LIKE MR. BLOOMBERG
FOR PEOPLE LIKE MR. BLOOMBERG AND OTHER BILLIONAIRES.
AND OTHER BILLIONAIRES.
AND OTHER BILLIONAIRES. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Trevor: OH!
>> Trevor: OH!
>> Trevor: OH! I FEEL BAD FOR BLOOMBERG.
I FEEL BAD FOR BLOOMBERG.
I FEEL BAD FOR BLOOMBERG. THE QUESTION WASN'T EVEN ABOUT
THE QUESTION WASN'T EVEN ABOUT
THE QUESTION WASN'T EVEN ABOUT HIM.
HIM.
HIM. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) HE'S JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS
HE'S JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS
HE'S JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS OVER THERE, AND OUT OF NOWHERE,
OVER THERE, AND OUT OF NOWHERE,
OVER THERE, AND OUT OF NOWHERE, LIKE HE MUST BE THE FIRST
LIKE HE MUST BE THE FIRST
LIKE HE MUST BE THE FIRST BILLIONAIRE IN HISTORY TO GET
BILLIONAIRE IN HISTORY TO GET
BILLIONAIRE IN HISTORY TO GET HIT IN A DRIVE BY.
HIT IN A DRIVE BY.
HIT IN A DRIVE BY. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED.
THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED.
THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) AND BERNIE DIDN'T GIVE HIM A
AND BERNIE DIDN'T GIVE HIM A
AND BERNIE DIDN'T GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
CHANCE.
CHANCE. RIGHT, HE DOESN'T MESS AROUND.
RIGHT, HE DOESN'T MESS AROUND.
RIGHT, HE DOESN'T MESS AROUND. IF BERNIE WAS A BOXER, HE WOULD
IF BERNIE WAS A BOXER, HE WOULD
IF BERNIE WAS A BOXER, HE WOULD HIT YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM
HIT YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM
HIT YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM BEFORE THE FIGHT.
BEFORE THE FIGHT.
BEFORE THE FIGHT. COME IN, IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
COME IN, IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
COME IN, IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EITHER WAY, I'LL SEE YOU OUT
EITHER WAY, I'LL SEE YOU OUT
EITHER WAY, I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE!
THERE!
THERE! BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM! COME ON!
COME ON!
COME ON! ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, IF BERNIE SANDERS WAS THE
NOW, IF BERNIE SANDERS WAS THE
NOW, IF BERNIE SANDERS WAS THE ASS-WHOOPING APPETIZER,
ASS-WHOOPING APPETIZER,
ASS-WHOOPING APPETIZER, ELIZABETH WARREN BROUGHT THE
ELIZABETH WARREN BROUGHT THE
ELIZABETH WARREN BROUGHT THE MAIN COURSE.
MAIN COURSE.
MAIN COURSE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO BE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO BE
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO BE INTERESTING LATER THIS WEEK IS
INTERESTING LATER THIS WEEK IS
INTERESTING LATER THIS WEEK IS DONALD TRUMP.
DONALD TRUMP.
DONALD TRUMP. HE'S GOING TO BE HERE TO RAISE
HE'S GOING TO BE HERE TO RAISE
HE'S GOING TO BE HERE TO RAISE MONEY FOR HIS BUDDIES SENATOR
MONEY FOR HIS BUDDIES SENATOR
MONEY FOR HIS BUDDIES SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM.
LINDSEY GRAHAM.
LINDSEY GRAHAM. WHO FUNDED LINDSEY GRAHAM'S
WHO FUNDED LINDSEY GRAHAM'S
WHO FUNDED LINDSEY GRAHAM'S CAMPAIGN FOR REELECTION LAST
CAMPAIGN FOR REELECTION LAST
CAMPAIGN FOR REELECTION LAST TIME?
TIME?
TIME? IT WAS MAYOR BLOOMBERG.
IT WAS MAYOR BLOOMBERG.
IT WAS MAYOR BLOOMBERG. HE DUMPED $12 MILLION INTO THE
HE DUMPED $12 MILLION INTO THE
HE DUMPED $12 MILLION INTO THE PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE TO HELP
PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE TO HELP
PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE TO HELP REELECT AN ANTI-CHOICE RIGHT
REELECT AN ANTI-CHOICE RIGHT
REELECT AN ANTI-CHOICE RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN SENATOR IN 2012,
WING REPUBLICAN SENATOR IN 2012,
WING REPUBLICAN SENATOR IN 2012, HE SCOOPED IN TO TRY TO DEFEND
HE SCOOPED IN TO TRY TO DEFEND
HE SCOOPED IN TO TRY TO DEFEND ANOTHER REPUBLICAN SENATOR
ANOTHER REPUBLICAN SENATOR
ANOTHER REPUBLICAN SENATOR AGAINST A WOMAN CHALLENGER, THAT
AGAINST A WOMAN CHALLENGER, THAT
AGAINST A WOMAN CHALLENGER, THAT WAS ME.
WAS ME.
WAS ME. IT DIDN'T WORK, BUT HE TRIED
IT DIDN'T WORK, BUT HE TRIED
IT DIDN'T WORK, BUT HE TRIED HARD.
HARD.
HARD. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Trevor: OH!
>> Trevor: OH!
>> Trevor: OH! OH, GODDAM IT, I CAN'T WATCH,
OH, GODDAM IT, I CAN'T WATCH,
OH, GODDAM IT, I CAN'T WATCH, BUT I GOTTA WATCH!
BUT I GOTTA WATCH!
BUT I GOTTA WATCH! ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) MAN, WHEN IT COMES TO BLOOMBERG,
MAN, WHEN IT COMES TO BLOOMBERG,
MAN, WHEN IT COMES TO BLOOMBERG, ELIZABETH WARREN IS RELENTLESS,
ELIZABETH WARREN IS RELENTLESS,
ELIZABETH WARREN IS RELENTLESS, SHE DESTROYED HIM IN THE FIRST
SHE DESTROYED HIM IN THE FIRST
SHE DESTROYED HIM IN THE FIRST DEBATE, SHE CAME AFTER HIM
DEBATE, SHE CAME AFTER HIM
DEBATE, SHE CAME AFTER HIM TONIGHT.
TONIGHT.
TONIGHT. I BET WHEN HE GOT IN HIS CAR SHE
I BET WHEN HE GOT IN HIS CAR SHE
I BET WHEN HE GOT IN HIS CAR SHE POPPED UP IN THE BACK SEAT LIKE,
POPPED UP IN THE BACK SEAT LIKE,
POPPED UP IN THE BACK SEAT LIKE, OH, AND ANOTHER THING --
OH, AND ANOTHER THING --
OH, AND ANOTHER THING -- ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) SO BERNIE KICKED OFF THE DEBATE
SO BERNIE KICKED OFF THE DEBATE
SO BERNIE KICKED OFF THE DEBATE BY ATTACKING BLOOMBERG AND HIS
BY ATTACKING BLOOMBERG AND HIS
BY ATTACKING BLOOMBERG AND HIS FELLOW BIG NARES.
FELLOW BIG NARES.
FELLOW BIG NARES. THEN SENATOR WARREN SLAMMED
THEN SENATOR WARREN SLAMMED
THEN SENATOR WARREN SLAMMED BLOOMBERG FOR BANKROLLING
BLOOMBERG FOR BANKROLLING
BLOOMBERG FOR BANKROLLING REPUBLICANS.
REPUBLICANS.
REPUBLICANS. AND IF BLOOMBERG WAS WORRIED HE
AND IF BLOOMBERG WAS WORRIED HE
AND IF BLOOMBERG WAS WORRIED HE WAS COMING ACROSS AS A CORRUPT
WAS COMING ACROSS AS A CORRUPT
WAS COMING ACROSS AS A CORRUPT BILLIONAIRE, IT REALLY DIDN'T
BILLIONAIRE, IT REALLY DIDN'T
BILLIONAIRE, IT REALLY DIDN'T HELP HIM WHEN HE MADE A REALLY
HELP HIM WHEN HE MADE A REALLY
HELP HIM WHEN HE MADE A REALLY BAD SLIP OF THE TONGUE.
BAD SLIP OF THE TONGUE.
BAD SLIP OF THE TONGUE. >> LET'S JUST GO ON THE RECORD.
>> LET'S JUST GO ON THE RECORD.
>> LET'S JUST GO ON THE RECORD. THEY TALK ABOUT 40 DEMOCRATS, 21
THEY TALK ABOUT 40 DEMOCRATS, 21
THEY TALK ABOUT 40 DEMOCRATS, 21 OF THOSE WITH PEOPLE THAT I
OF THOSE WITH PEOPLE THAT I
OF THOSE WITH PEOPLE THAT I SPENT $100 MILLION TO HELP
SPENT $100 MILLION TO HELP
SPENT $100 MILLION TO HELP ELECT.
ELECT.
ELECT. ALL OF THE NEW DEMOCRATS THAT
ALL OF THE NEW DEMOCRATS THAT
ALL OF THE NEW DEMOCRATS THAT CAME IN, PUT NANCY PELOSI IN
CAME IN, PUT NANCY PELOSI IN
CAME IN, PUT NANCY PELOSI IN CHARGE AND GAVE THE CONGRESS THE
CHARGE AND GAVE THE CONGRESS THE
CHARGE AND GAVE THE CONGRESS THE ABILITY TO CONTROL THIS
ABILITY TO CONTROL THIS
ABILITY TO CONTROL THIS PRESIDENT, I GOT THEM.
PRESIDENT, I GOT THEM.
PRESIDENT, I GOT THEM. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Trevor: THAT'S
>> Trevor: THAT'S
>> Trevor: THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
EMBARRASSING.
EMBARRASSING. IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.
IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.
IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. THERE ARE A TON OF DEMOCRATIC
THERE ARE A TON OF DEMOCRATIC
THERE ARE A TON OF DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES I BOUGHT, I OWN, I
CANDIDATES I BOUGHT, I OWN, I
CANDIDATES I BOUGHT, I OWN, I MEAN, I BRIBED -- THAT'S POOR
MEAN, I BRIBED -- THAT'S POOR
MEAN, I BRIBED -- THAT'S POOR PEOPLE'S WORDS -- THAT I
PEOPLE'S WORDS -- THAT I
PEOPLE'S WORDS -- THAT I SUPPORTED, THAT I SUPPORTED.
SUPPORTED, THAT I SUPPORTED.
SUPPORTED, THAT I SUPPORTED. ( APPLAUSE )
( APPLAUSE )
( APPLAUSE ) SO BLOOMBERG DIDN'T DO LIMBSELF
SO BLOOMBERG DIDN'T DO LIMBSELF
SO BLOOMBERG DIDN'T DO LIMBSELF ANY FAVORS WITH THAT ANSWER AND,
ANY FAVORS WITH THAT ANSWER AND,
ANY FAVORS WITH THAT ANSWER AND, FOR TWO REASONS, ONE, MONEY AND
FOR TWO REASONS, ONE, MONEY AND
FOR TWO REASONS, ONE, MONEY AND POLITICS IS ONE OF THE THINGS
POLITICS IS ONE OF THE THINGS
POLITICS IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE ANGRY ABOUT
THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE ANGRY ABOUT
THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE ANGRY ABOUT IN THIS COUNTRY AND, SECONDLY,
IN THIS COUNTRY AND, SECONDLY,
IN THIS COUNTRY AND, SECONDLY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BRAG
YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BRAG
YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BRAG ABOUT BUYING PEOPLE IN
ABOUT BUYING PEOPLE IN
ABOUT BUYING PEOPLE IN SOUTH CAROLINA.
SOUTH CAROLINA.
SOUTH CAROLINA. SO IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOMBERG IS
SO IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOMBERG IS
SO IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOMBERG IS GOING TO KEEP REMINDING US EVERY
GOING TO KEEP REMINDING US EVERY
GOING TO KEEP REMINDING US EVERY SING DEL BAIT HOW MUCH MONEY
SING DEL BAIT HOW MUCH MONEY
SING DEL BAIT HOW MUCH MONEY HE'S ABLE TO SPEND, AND I GUESS
HE'S ABLE TO SPEND, AND I GUESS
HE'S ABLE TO SPEND, AND I GUESS PETE BUTTIGIEG'S STRATEGY IS TO
PETE BUTTIGIEG'S STRATEGY IS TO
PETE BUTTIGIEG'S STRATEGY IS TO KEEP REMINDING US THAT HE WOULD
KEEP REMINDING US THAT HE WOULD
KEEP REMINDING US THAT HE WOULD LIKE SOME MONEY TO SPEND.
LIKE SOME MONEY TO SPEND.
LIKE SOME MONEY TO SPEND. >> GRASSROOTS CONTRIBUTIONS ARE
>> GRASSROOTS CONTRIBUTIONS ARE
>> GRASSROOTS CONTRIBUTIONS ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF MY CAMPAIGN.
THE LIFEBLOOD OF MY CAMPAIGN.
THE LIFEBLOOD OF MY CAMPAIGN. IN FACT, I SHOULDN'T MISS THE
IN FACT, I SHOULDN'T MISS THE
IN FACT, I SHOULDN'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY.
OPPORTUNITY.
OPPORTUNITY. IF YOU'RE WATCHING NOW AND YOU
IF YOU'RE WATCHING NOW AND YOU
IF YOU'RE WATCHING NOW AND YOU SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN, GO TO PETE
SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN, GO TO PETE
SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN, GO TO PETE FOR AMERICA.com AND CHIP IN,
FOR AMERICA.com AND CHIP IN,
FOR AMERICA.com AND CHIP IN, AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW
AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW
AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE, I WILL
AND YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE, I WILL
AND YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE, I WILL RAISE YOUR TAXES.
RAISE YOUR TAXES.
RAISE YOUR TAXES. BUT, IF YOU'D LIKE TO DEFEAT
BUT, IF YOU'D LIKE TO DEFEAT
BUT, IF YOU'D LIKE TO DEFEAT DONALD TRUMP, PLEASE GO TO PETE
DONALD TRUMP, PLEASE GO TO PETE
DONALD TRUMP, PLEASE GO TO PETE FOR AMERICA.com AND DONATE THE
FOR AMERICA.com AND DONATE THE
FOR AMERICA.com AND DONATE THE LEGAL MAXIMUM OF $2,800.
LEGAL MAXIMUM OF $2,800.
LEGAL MAXIMUM OF $2,800. >> Trevor: YOU SEE, FOLKS,
>> Trevor: YOU SEE, FOLKS,
>> Trevor: YOU SEE, FOLKS, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET A TEENAGER JOIN THE DEBATE.
A TEENAGER JOIN THE DEBATE.
A TEENAGER JOIN THE DEBATE. THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT POLICY
THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT POLICY
THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT POLICY AND THEY ASK YOU TO RAISE THEIR
AND THEY ASK YOU TO RAISE THEIR
AND THEY ASK YOU TO RAISE THEIR ALLOWANCE.
ALLOWANCE.
ALLOWANCE. AND THEN AFTER THAT, HE ASKED
AND THEN AFTER THAT, HE ASKED
AND THEN AFTER THAT, HE ASKED GAYLE KING TO DROP HIM AT HOME
GAYLE KING TO DROP HIM AT HOME
GAYLE KING TO DROP HIM AT HOME AFTER THE DEBATE.
AFTER THE DEBATE.
AFTER THE DEBATE. PLEASE, MY DAD CANCELED MY UBER
PLEASE, MY DAD CANCELED MY UBER
PLEASE, MY DAD CANCELED MY UBER ACCOUNT!
ACCOUNT!
ACCOUNT! NOW AS WEIRD AS THAT MOMENT MAY
NOW AS WEIRD AS THAT MOMENT MAY
NOW AS WEIRD AS THAT MOMENT MAY HAVE BEEN, ONE TO HAVE THE
HAVE BEEN, ONE TO HAVE THE
HAVE BEEN, ONE TO HAVE THE STRANGLES MOMENTS TO HAVE THE
STRANGLES MOMENTS TO HAVE THE
STRANGLES MOMENTS TO HAVE THE NIGHT EASILY BELONGED TO AMY
NIGHT EASILY BELONGED TO AMY
NIGHT EASILY BELONGED TO AMY KLOBUCHAR.
KLOBUCHAR.
KLOBUCHAR. YOU SEE, IN THE DISCUSSION IN
YOU SEE, IN THE DISCUSSION IN
YOU SEE, IN THE DISCUSSION IN AND AROUND GUN CONTROL, EVERYONE
AND AROUND GUN CONTROL, EVERYONE
AND AROUND GUN CONTROL, EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO POSITION
WAS TRYING TO POSITION
WAS TRYING TO POSITION THEMSELVES AS THE PERSON WHO
THEMSELVES AS THE PERSON WHO
THEMSELVES AS THE PERSON WHO COULD GET GUN CONTROL PASSED.
COULD GET GUN CONTROL PASSED.
COULD GET GUN CONTROL PASSED. SHE WAS TRYING TO POSITION
SHE WAS TRYING TO POSITION
SHE WAS TRYING TO POSITION HERSELF AS THE ONE DEMOCRAT WHO
HERSELF AS THE ONE DEMOCRAT WHO
HERSELF AS THE ONE DEMOCRAT WHO WAS FOR LIMITING GUNS BUT
WAS FOR LIMITING GUNS BUT
WAS FOR LIMITING GUNS BUT UNDERSTANDS GUN CULTURE THANKS
UNDERSTANDS GUN CULTURE THANKS
UNDERSTANDS GUN CULTURE THANKS TO A REALLY SPECIAL FAMILY
TO A REALLY SPECIAL FAMILY
TO A REALLY SPECIAL FAMILY MEMBER.
MEMBER.
MEMBER. >> WE'VE GOT A WIN IN THE MIDDLE
>> WE'VE GOT A WIN IN THE MIDDLE
>> WE'VE GOT A WIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY.
OF THE COUNTRY.
OF THE COUNTRY. HAVING SOMEONE THAT CAN LEAD THE
HAVING SOMEONE THAT CAN LEAD THE
HAVING SOMEONE THAT CAN LEAD THE TICKET THAT CAN BRING PEOPLE
TICKET THAT CAN BRING PEOPLE
TICKET THAT CAN BRING PEOPLE WITH HER IS THE WAY YOU GET GUN
WITH HER IS THE WAY YOU GET GUN
WITH HER IS THE WAY YOU GET GUN SAFETY LEGISLATION.
SAFETY LEGISLATION.
SAFETY LEGISLATION. I LOOK AT THESE --
I LOOK AT THESE --
I LOOK AT THESE -- >> SENATOR KLOBUCHAR.
>> SENATOR KLOBUCHAR.
>> SENATOR KLOBUCHAR. I SAY DO THEY HURT MY UNCLE
I SAY DO THEY HURT MY UNCLE
I SAY DO THEY HURT MY UNCLE DICK IN THE DEER STAND?
DICK IN THE DEER STAND?
DICK IN THE DEER STAND? THEY DO NOT.
THEY DO NOT.
THEY DO NOT. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) >> Trevor: UNCLE DICK IN THE
>> Trevor: UNCLE DICK IN THE
>> Trevor: UNCLE DICK IN THE DEER STAND?
DEER STAND?
DEER STAND? AND WHERE IS AUNT VAGINA?
AND WHERE IS AUNT VAGINA?
AND WHERE IS AUNT VAGINA? IN THE BEAVER HUT?
IN THE BEAVER HUT?
IN THE BEAVER HUT? ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( APPLAUSE )
( APPLAUSE ) I FEEL LIKE EVEN UNCLE DICK WAS
I FEEL LIKE EVEN UNCLE DICK WAS
I FEEL LIKE EVEN UNCLE DICK WAS SITTING AT HOME SAYING, I THINK
SITTING AT HOME SAYING, I THINK
SITTING AT HOME SAYING, I THINK AT A DEBATE YOU CAN CALL ME
AT A DEBATE YOU CAN CALL ME
AT A DEBATE YOU CAN CALL ME RICHARD.
RICHARD.
RICHARD. IT'S A VERY SERIOUS MOMENT.
IT'S A VERY SERIOUS MOMENT.
IT'S A VERY SERIOUS MOMENT. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) I WANT TO SAY, SENATOR
I WANT TO SAY, SENATOR
I WANT TO SAY, SENATOR KLOBUCHAR, THAT IS A GREAT
KLOBUCHAR, THAT IS A GREAT
KLOBUCHAR, THAT IS A GREAT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN, LEAVE THAT DICK
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN, LEAVE THAT DICK
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN, LEAVE THAT DICK ALONE!
ALONE!
ALONE! THAT'S 10% OF THE VOTE RIGHT
THAT'S 10% OF THE VOTE RIGHT
THAT'S 10% OF THE VOTE RIGHT THERE.
THERE.
THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THIS
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THIS
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THIS DEBATE WAS IN SOUTH CAROLINA,
DEBATE WAS IN SOUTH CAROLINA,
DEBATE WAS IN SOUTH CAROLINA, RIGHT.
RIGHT.
RIGHT. THE FIRST STATE WHERE BLACK
THE FIRST STATE WHERE BLACK
THE FIRST STATE WHERE BLACK VOTERS HOLD SWAY.
VOTERS HOLD SWAY.
VOTERS HOLD SWAY. SO ALL THE CANDIDATES MADE SURE
SO ALL THE CANDIDATES MADE SURE
SO ALL THE CANDIDATES MADE SURE TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT THEY WERE
TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT THEY WERE
TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT THEY WERE DOWN WITH THE BROWN.
DOWN WITH THE BROWN.
DOWN WITH THE BROWN. >> EVERY SINGLE POLICY AREA IN
>> EVERY SINGLE POLICY AREA IN
>> EVERY SINGLE POLICY AREA IN THE UNITED STATES HAS A GIGANTIC
THE UNITED STATES HAS A GIGANTIC
THE UNITED STATES HAS A GIGANTIC SUBTEXT OF RACE.
SUBTEXT OF RACE.
SUBTEXT OF RACE. >> WE HAVE A CRIMINAL JUSTICE
>> WE HAVE A CRIMINAL JUSTICE
>> WE HAVE A CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM TODAY THAT IS NOT ONLY
SYSTEM TODAY THAT IS NOT ONLY
SYSTEM TODAY THAT IS NOT ONLY BROKEN, IT IS RACIST.
BROKEN, IT IS RACIST.
BROKEN, IT IS RACIST. >> WE CAN NO LONGER PRETEND THAT
>> WE CAN NO LONGER PRETEND THAT
>> WE CAN NO LONGER PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING IS RACE NEW CENTRAL.
EVERYTHING IS RACE NEW CENTRAL.
EVERYTHING IS RACE NEW CENTRAL. >> THERE'S SEVEN WHITE PEOPLE ON
>> THERE'S SEVEN WHITE PEOPLE ON
>> THERE'S SEVEN WHITE PEOPLE ON THIS STAGE TALKING ABOUT RACIAL
THIS STAGE TALKING ABOUT RACIAL
THIS STAGE TALKING ABOUT RACIAL JUSTICE.
JUSTICE.
JUSTICE. >> I KNOW IF I WERE BLACK MY
>> I KNOW IF I WERE BLACK MY
>> I KNOW IF I WERE BLACK MY SUCCESS WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT
SUCCESS WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT
SUCCESS WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT HARDER TO ACHIEVE.
HARDER TO ACHIEVE.
HARDER TO ACHIEVE. >> Trevor: YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
>> Trevor: YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
>> Trevor: YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT. IF I WAS BLACK, I WOULDN'T HAVE
IF I WAS BLACK, I WOULDN'T HAVE
IF I WAS BLACK, I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR BECAUSE MY
GOTTEN THIS FAR BECAUSE MY
GOTTEN THIS FAR BECAUSE MY POLICE WOULD HAVE SLAMMED ME
POLICE WOULD HAVE SLAMMED ME
POLICE WOULD HAVE SLAMMED ME AGAINST THE WALL AND FRISKED ME
AGAINST THE WALL AND FRISKED ME
AGAINST THE WALL AND FRISKED ME AND THEN I WOULD HAVE SAID,
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE SAID,
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE SAID, WAIT!
WAIT!
WAIT! IT'S ME!
IT'S ME!
IT'S ME! AND THEY WOULD HAVE SAID, SHUT
AND THEY WOULD HAVE SAID, SHUT
AND THEY WOULD HAVE SAID, SHUT UP, BLACKY!
UP, BLACKY!
UP, BLACKY! AND THEN THEY'D SEARCH MY
AND THEN THEY'D SEARCH MY
AND THEN THEY'D SEARCH MY POCKETS AND GO, WHOSE
POCKETS AND GO, WHOSE
POCKETS AND GO, WHOSE $60 BILLION IS THIS?
$60 BILLION IS THIS?
$60 BILLION IS THIS? I WOULD BE, LIKE, IT'S MINE FROM
I WOULD BE, LIKE, IT'S MINE FROM
I WOULD BE, LIKE, IT'S MINE FROM WHEN I WAS WHITE!
WHEN I WAS WHITE!
WHEN I WAS WHITE! WE'VE LADDER THAT BEFORE!
WE'VE LADDER THAT BEFORE!
WE'VE LADDER THAT BEFORE! ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, MAN.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, MAN.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, MAN. THE DEMOCRATS DID HAVE SOME
THE DEMOCRATS DID HAVE SOME
THE DEMOCRATS DID HAVE SOME INTERESTING IDEAS AROUND RACE.
INTERESTING IDEAS AROUND RACE.
INTERESTING IDEAS AROUND RACE. IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING TO
IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING TO
IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING TO HEAR THEM TALK ABOUT.
HEAR THEM TALK ABOUT.
HEAR THEM TALK ABOUT. I WISH THEY'D TALK ABOUT IT
I WISH THEY'D TALK ABOUT IT
I WISH THEY'D TALK ABOUT IT MORE.
MORE.
MORE. TOM STEYER TALKED ABOUT FUNDING
TOM STEYER TALKED ABOUT FUNDING
TOM STEYER TALKED ABOUT FUNDING BLACK BUSINESS OWNERS WHO HAD
BLACK BUSINESS OWNERS WHO HAD
BLACK BUSINESS OWNERS WHO HAD BEEN DISENFRANCHISED.
BEEN DISENFRANCHISED.
BEEN DISENFRANCHISED. AMY KLOBUCHAR TALKED ABOUT FAIR
AMY KLOBUCHAR TALKED ABOUT FAIR
AMY KLOBUCHAR TALKED ABOUT FAIR HOUSING, PETE BUTTIGIEG TALKED
HOUSING, PETE BUTTIGIEG TALKED
HOUSING, PETE BUTTIGIEG TALKED ABOUT THE STRUGGLES BLACK PEOPLE
ABOUT THE STRUGGLES BLACK PEOPLE
ABOUT THE STRUGGLES BLACK PEOPLE HAVE.
HAVE.
HAVE. ONCE THE PowerPoint WAS
ONCE THE PowerPoint WAS
ONCE THE PowerPoint WAS DONE, THE MAIN EVENT, GOING
DONE, THE MAIN EVENT, GOING
DONE, THE MAIN EVENT, GOING AFTER BERNIE SANDERS.
AFTER BERNIE SANDERS.
AFTER BERNIE SANDERS. >> CAN AMERICANS TRUST THAT A
>> CAN AMERICANS TRUST THAT A
>> CAN AMERICANS TRUST THAT A D. J. SOCIALIST PRESIDENT WILL
D. J. SOCIALIST PRESIDENT WILL
D. J. SOCIALIST PRESIDENT WILL NOT GIVE AUTHORITARIANS A FREE
NOT GIVE AUTHORITARIANS A FREE
NOT GIVE AUTHORITARIANS A FREE PASS?
PASS?
PASS? >> I HAVE OPPOSED
>> I HAVE OPPOSED
>> I HAVE OPPOSED AUTHORITARIANISM ALL OVER THE
AUTHORITARIANISM ALL OVER THE
AUTHORITARIANISM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
WORLD.
WORLD. WHAT I SAID IS WHAT BARACK OBAMA
WHAT I SAID IS WHAT BARACK OBAMA
WHAT I SAID IS WHAT BARACK OBAMA SAID IN TERMS OF CUBA, THAT CUBA
SAID IN TERMS OF CUBA, THAT CUBA
SAID IN TERMS OF CUBA, THAT CUBA MADE PROGRESS ON EDUCATION.
MADE PROGRESS ON EDUCATION.
MADE PROGRESS ON EDUCATION. >> BARACK OBAMA WAS ABROAD IN A
>> BARACK OBAMA WAS ABROAD IN A
>> BARACK OBAMA WAS ABROAD IN A TOWN MEETING.
TOWN MEETING.
TOWN MEETING. HE DID NOT IN ANY WAY SUGGEST
HE DID NOT IN ANY WAY SUGGEST
HE DID NOT IN ANY WAY SUGGEST THERE WAS ANYTHING POSITIVE
THERE WAS ANYTHING POSITIVE
THERE WAS ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT THE CUBEN GOVERNMENT.
ABOUT THE CUBEN GOVERNMENT.
ABOUT THE CUBEN GOVERNMENT. >> AUTHORITARIANISM OF ANY
>> AUTHORITARIANISM OF ANY
>> AUTHORITARIANISM OF ANY STRIPE IS BAD, BUT THAT IS
STRIPE IS BAD, BUT THAT IS
STRIPE IS BAD, BUT THAT IS DIFFERENT THAN SAYING THAT
DIFFERENT THAN SAYING THAT
DIFFERENT THAN SAYING THAT GOVERNMENTS OCCASIONALLY DO
GOVERNMENTS OCCASIONALLY DO
GOVERNMENTS OCCASIONALLY DO THINGS THAT ARE GOOD. AND WHEN
THINGS THAT ARE GOOD. AND WHEN
THINGS THAT ARE GOOD. AND WHEN DICTATORSHIPS WHETHER THE
DICTATORSHIPS WHETHER THE
DICTATORSHIPS WHETHER THE CHINESE OR THE CUBENS DO
CHINESE OR THE CUBENS DO
CHINESE OR THE CUBENS DO SOMETHING GOOD, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE
SOMETHING GOOD, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE
SOMETHING GOOD, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT.
THAT.
THAT. >> Trevor: OKAY, NOW, TO BE
>> Trevor: OKAY, NOW, TO BE
>> Trevor: OKAY, NOW, TO BE FAIR, I THINK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN A
FAIR, I THINK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN A
FAIR, I THINK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TOO HARD ON BERNIE ON
LITTLE TOO HARD ON BERNIE ON
LITTLE TOO HARD ON BERNIE ON THIS, RIGHT.
THIS, RIGHT.
THIS, RIGHT. THE FIDEL CASTRO THING,
THE FIDEL CASTRO THING,
THE FIDEL CASTRO THING, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE ALL HE'S
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE ALL HE'S
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE ALL HE'S SAYING IS SOMETHING BARACK OBAMA
SAYING IS SOMETHING BARACK OBAMA
SAYING IS SOMETHING BARACK OBAMA ALLUDED TO, THAT FIDEL CASTRO,
ALLUDED TO, THAT FIDEL CASTRO,
ALLUDED TO, THAT FIDEL CASTRO, AS BAD AS HE WAS DID SOME GOOD
AS BAD AS HE WAS DID SOME GOOD
AS BAD AS HE WAS DID SOME GOOD THINGS, LIKE EDUCATION.
THINGS, LIKE EDUCATION.
THINGS, LIKE EDUCATION. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT. THINK OF IT LIKE THE COUNT FROM
THINK OF IT LIKE THE COUNT FROM
THINK OF IT LIKE THE COUNT FROM "SESAME STREET," JUST BECAUSE
"SESAME STREET," JUST BECAUSE
"SESAME STREET," JUST BECAUSE YOU EXPHEND HIM FOR TEACHING
YOU EXPHEND HIM FOR TEACHING
YOU EXPHEND HIM FOR TEACHING KIDS MATH DOESN'T MEAN YOU
KIDS MATH DOESN'T MEAN YOU
KIDS MATH DOESN'T MEAN YOU CONDONE HE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF
CONDONE HE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF
CONDONE HE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF PEOPLE.
PEOPLE.
PEOPLE. ONE, TWO, THREE, THEY'RE
ONE, TWO, THREE, THEY'RE
ONE, TWO, THREE, THEY'RE DRIFTERS!
DRIFTERS!
DRIFTERS! HA, HA, HA!
HA, HA, HA!
HA, HA, HA! BUT AT THE SAME TIME, BERNIE,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, BERNIE,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, BERNIE, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, WHEN PEOPLE
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, WHEN PEOPLE
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU ABOUT CASTRO, THAT'S NOT
ASK YOU ABOUT CASTRO, THAT'S NOT
ASK YOU ABOUT CASTRO, THAT'S NOT THE BEST TIME TO MENTION HIS
THE BEST TIME TO MENTION HIS
THE BEST TIME TO MENTION HIS RECORD ON EDUCATION.
RECORD ON EDUCATION.
RECORD ON EDUCATION. IT'S BAD TIMING, RIGHT?
IT'S BAD TIMING, RIGHT?
IT'S BAD TIMING, RIGHT? IF YOUR WIFE IS YELLING AT YOU
IF YOUR WIFE IS YELLING AT YOU
IF YOUR WIFE IS YELLING AT YOU SAYING I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
SAYING I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
SAYING I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH ALL THOSE
CHEATED ON ME WITH ALL THOSE
CHEATED ON ME WITH ALL THOSE UGLY WOMEN, THAT'S NOT THE TIME
UGLY WOMEN, THAT'S NOT THE TIME
UGLY WOMEN, THAT'S NOT THE TIME TO SAY SOME OF THEM WERE REALLY
TO SAY SOME OF THEM WERE REALLY
TO SAY SOME OF THEM WERE REALLY BEAUTIFUL!
BEAUTIFUL!
BEAUTIFUL! THAT'S NOT THE TIME!
THAT'S NOT THE TIME!
THAT'S NOT THE TIME! ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) AND I I WAS THAT WASN'T THE ONLY
AND I I WAS THAT WASN'T THE ONLY
AND I I WAS THAT WASN'T THE ONLY ATTACK BERNIE HAD TO FACE
ATTACK BERNIE HAD TO FACE
ATTACK BERNIE HAD TO FACE BECAUSE, YOU SEE, NOW THAT HE'S
BECAUSE, YOU SEE, NOW THAT HE'S
BECAUSE, YOU SEE, NOW THAT HE'S THE FRONTRUNNER, HE HAS EVERYONE
THE FRONTRUNNER, HE HAS EVERYONE
THE FRONTRUNNER, HE HAS EVERYONE ELSE GUNNING FOR HIM.
ELSE GUNNING FOR HIM.
ELSE GUNNING FOR HIM. >> VLADIMIR PUTIN THINKS THAT
>> VLADIMIR PUTIN THINKS THAT
>> VLADIMIR PUTIN THINKS THAT DONALD TRUMP SHOULD BE PRESIDENT
DONALD TRUMP SHOULD BE PRESIDENT
DONALD TRUMP SHOULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THAT'S
OF THE UNITED STATES AND THAT'S
OF THE UNITED STATES AND THAT'S WHY RUSSIA IS HELPING YOU GET
WHY RUSSIA IS HELPING YOU GET
WHY RUSSIA IS HELPING YOU GET ELECTED SO YOU WILL LOSE TO HIM.
ELECTED SO YOU WILL LOSE TO HIM.
ELECTED SO YOU WILL LOSE TO HIM. >> I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO A
>> I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO A
>> I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO A SCENARIO WHERE IT COMES DOWN TO
SCENARIO WHERE IT COMES DOWN TO
SCENARIO WHERE IT COMES DOWN TO DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS NOSTALGIA
DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS NOSTALGIA
DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS NOSTALGIA FOR THE SOCIAL ORDER OF THE
FOR THE SOCIAL ORDER OF THE
FOR THE SOCIAL ORDER OF THE 1950s AND BERNIE SANDERS WITH
1950s AND BERNIE SANDERS WITH
1950s AND BERNIE SANDERS WITH A NOSTALGIA FOR THE
A NOSTALGIA FOR THE
A NOSTALGIA FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS OF THE
REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS OF THE
REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS OF THE 1960s.
1960s.
1960s. >> BERNIE, IN FACT, HASN'T
>> BERNIE, IN FACT, HASN'T
>> BERNIE, IN FACT, HASN'T PASSED MUCH OF ANYTHING.
PASSED MUCH OF ANYTHING.
PASSED MUCH OF ANYTHING. >> I DO NOT THINK THAT THIS IS
>> I DO NOT THINK THAT THIS IS
>> I DO NOT THINK THAT THIS IS THE BEST PERSON TO LEAD THE
THE BEST PERSON TO LEAD THE
THE BEST PERSON TO LEAD THE TICKET.
TICKET.
TICKET. >> I THINK I WOULD MAKE A BETTER
>> I THINK I WOULD MAKE A BETTER
>> I THINK I WOULD MAKE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN BERNIE.
PRESIDENT THAN BERNIE.
PRESIDENT THAN BERNIE. >> I'M HEARING MY NAME MENTIONED
>> I'M HEARING MY NAME MENTIONED
>> I'M HEARING MY NAME MENTIONED A LITTLE BIT TONIGHT.
A LITTLE BIT TONIGHT.
A LITTLE BIT TONIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) >> Trevor: BERNIE'S A LEGEND
>> Trevor: BERNIE'S A LEGEND
>> Trevor: BERNIE'S A LEGEND MAN, BECAUSE YOUR NAME WASN'T
MAN, BECAUSE YOUR NAME WASN'T
MAN, BECAUSE YOUR NAME WASN'T BEING MENTIONED, PEOPLE WERE
BEING MENTIONED, PEOPLE WERE
BEING MENTIONED, PEOPLE WERE SCREAMINGT IT AT YOU.
SCREAMINGT IT AT YOU.
SCREAMINGT IT AT YOU. FOR HIM, SHOUTING IS SO NORMAL
FOR HIM, SHOUTING IS SO NORMAL
FOR HIM, SHOUTING IS SO NORMAL THAT WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT AT HIM,
THAT WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT AT HIM,
THAT WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT AT HIM, HE'S LIKE, WHAT A PLEASANT
HE'S LIKE, WHAT A PLEASANT
HE'S LIKE, WHAT A PLEASANT CONVERSATION FOR A CHANGE!
CONVERSATION FOR A CHANGE!
CONVERSATION FOR A CHANGE! I'M SO SICK OF EVERYONE
I'M SO SICK OF EVERYONE
I'M SO SICK OF EVERYONE WHISPERING!
WHISPERING!
WHISPERING! PEOPLE'S NORMAL VOICES ARE LIKE
PEOPLE'S NORMAL VOICES ARE LIKE
PEOPLE'S NORMAL VOICES ARE LIKE ASMR TO HIM.
ASMR TO HIM.
ASMR TO HIM. ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT THIS
IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT THIS
IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT THIS HAPPENED.
HAPPENED.
HAPPENED. ETH NOT SURPRISING ALL THE
ETH NOT SURPRISING ALL THE
ETH NOT SURPRISING ALL THE MODERATES WENT OFF BERNIE
MODERATES WENT OFF BERNIE
MODERATES WENT OFF BERNIE SANDERS TONIGHT BECAUSE WHAT'S
SANDERS TONIGHT BECAUSE WHAT'S
SANDERS TONIGHT BECAUSE WHAT'S CLEAR IN THIS CAMPAIGN IS THAT
CLEAR IN THIS CAMPAIGN IS THAT
CLEAR IN THIS CAMPAIGN IS THAT AS LONG AS SO MANY MODERATES
AS LONG AS SO MANY MODERATES
AS LONG AS SO MANY MODERATES STAY IN THE RACE, NONE OF THEM
STAY IN THE RACE, NONE OF THEM
STAY IN THE RACE, NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO OVERTAKE BERNIE
ARE GOING TO OVERTAKE BERNIE
ARE GOING TO OVERTAKE BERNIE SANDERS, SO THEY'RE GOING AFTER
SANDERS, SO THEY'RE GOING AFTER
SANDERS, SO THEY'RE GOING AFTER THEM, BUT THEY'RE SPLITTING THE
THEM, BUT THEY'RE SPLITTING THE
THEM, BUT THEY'RE SPLITTING THE VOTE AMONGST THEMSELVES.
VOTE AMONGST THEMSELVES.
VOTE AMONGST THEMSELVES. THE ONLY WAY ONE OF THEM IS
THE ONLY WAY ONE OF THEM IS
THE ONLY WAY ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO BEAT BERNIE
GOING TO BE ABLE TO BEAT BERNIE
GOING TO BE ABLE TO BEAT BERNIE IS IF ALL THE OTHER ONES DROP
IS IF ALL THE OTHER ONES DROP
IS IF ALL THE OTHER ONES DROP OUT.
OUT.
OUT. THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM CAN
THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM CAN
THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM CAN SEEM TO AGREE ON WHO THAT PERSON
SEEM TO AGREE ON WHO THAT PERSON
SEEM TO AGREE ON WHO THAT PERSON SHOULD BE.
SHOULD BE.
SHOULD BE. >> SOME OF THESE CANDIDATES ARE
>> SOME OF THESE CANDIDATES ARE
>> SOME OF THESE CANDIDATES ARE GOING TO HAVE TO START DROPPING
GOING TO HAVE TO START DROPPING
GOING TO HAVE TO START DROPPING OW.
OW.
OW. PEOPLE LIKE AMY KLOBUCHAR,
PEOPLE LIKE AMY KLOBUCHAR,
PEOPLE LIKE AMY KLOBUCHAR, PEOPLE LIKE TOM STEYER.
PEOPLE LIKE TOM STEYER.
PEOPLE LIKE TOM STEYER. >> THE BUTTIGIEG CAMPAIGN IS
>> THE BUTTIGIEG CAMPAIGN IS
>> THE BUTTIGIEG CAMPAIGN IS CALLING ON MICHAEL BLOOMBERG TO
CALLING ON MICHAEL BLOOMBERG TO
CALLING ON MICHAEL BLOOMBERG TO DROP OFF A RACE AFTER BLOOMBERG
DROP OFF A RACE AFTER BLOOMBERG
DROP OFF A RACE AFTER BLOOMBERG CAMPAIGN MEMO SUGGEST BIDEN,
CAMPAIGN MEMO SUGGEST BIDEN,
CAMPAIGN MEMO SUGGEST BIDEN, BUTTIGIEG AND KLOBUCHAR DROPPED
BUTTIGIEG AND KLOBUCHAR DROPPED
BUTTIGIEG AND KLOBUCHAR DROPPED OUT.
OUT.
OUT. >> I THINK IT WOULD BE
>> I THINK IT WOULD BE
>> I THINK IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL IF EVERYBODY ELSE
BENEFICIAL IF EVERYBODY ELSE
BENEFICIAL IF EVERYBODY ELSE WOULD DEVELOP OUT AND SUPPORT MY
WOULD DEVELOP OUT AND SUPPORT MY
WOULD DEVELOP OUT AND SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN.
CAMPAIGN.
CAMPAIGN. >> HOW DO YOU CONVINCE KLOBUCHAR
>> HOW DO YOU CONVINCE KLOBUCHAR
>> HOW DO YOU CONVINCE KLOBUCHAR AND BUTTIGIEG TO GET OUT.
AND BUTTIGIEG TO GET OUT.
AND BUTTIGIEG TO GET OUT. >> IT'S TIME FOR KLOBUCHAR TO
>> IT'S TIME FOR KLOBUCHAR TO
>> IT'S TIME FOR KLOBUCHAR TO GET OUT OF THE RATES.
GET OUT OF THE RATES.
GET OUT OF THE RATES. >> I HAVE THE THIRD BIGGEST
>> I HAVE THE THIRD BIGGEST
>> I HAVE THE THIRD BIGGEST NUMBER.
NUMBER.
NUMBER. WHY WOULD I GET OUT?
WHY WOULD I GET OUT?
WHY WOULD I GET OUT? >> Trevor: SOMEONE NEEDS TO
>> Trevor: SOMEONE NEEDS TO
>> Trevor: SOMEONE NEEDS TO LEAVE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT.
LEAVE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT.
LEAVE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT. THE HIGH STAKES VERSION OF THE
THE HIGH STAKES VERSION OF THE
THE HIGH STAKES VERSION OF THE FIRST TO HANG UP.
FIRST TO HANG UP.
FIRST TO HANG UP. YOU DROP OUT FIRST.
YOU DROP OUT FIRST.
YOU DROP OUT FIRST. NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST.
NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST.
NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST. NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST.
NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST.
NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST. LOOK, I SPENT HALF A BILLIONON
LOOK, I SPENT HALF A BILLIONON
LOOK, I SPENT HALF A BILLIONON IN CAMPAIGN, YOU DROP OUT FIRST!
IN CAMPAIGN, YOU DROP OUT FIRST!
IN CAMPAIGN, YOU DROP OUT FIRST! ( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER )
( LAUGHTER ) AS LONG AS ALL THE MODERATES
AS LONG AS ALL THE MODERATES
AS LONG AS ALL THE MODERATES DECIDE TO STAY IN THE BRACE,
DECIDE TO STAY IN THE BRACE,
DECIDE TO STAY IN THE BRACE, BERNIE WILL HAVE A PRETTY CLEAR
BERNIE WILL HAVE A PRETTY CLEAR
BERNIE WILL HAVE A PRETTY CLEAR PATH TO WIN THE NOMINATION AND
PATH TO WIN THE NOMINATION AND
PATH TO WIN THE NOMINATION AND SEEMS LIKE BERNIE REALIZES IT
SEEMS LIKE BERNIE REALIZES IT
SEEMS LIKE BERNIE REALIZES IT BASED ON HIS NEW CAMPAIGN ADS.
BASED ON HIS NEW CAMPAIGN ADS.
BASED ON HIS NEW CAMPAIGN ADS. >> I'M BENDERS.
>> I'M BENDERS.
>> I'M BENDERS. I KNOW THE PUNDITS ARE SAYING
I KNOW THE PUNDITS ARE SAYING
I KNOW THE PUNDITS ARE SAYING THERE ARE TOO MANY MODERATES IN
THERE ARE TOO MANY MODERATES IN
THERE ARE TOO MANY MODERATES IN THE RAISSMENTS YOU ALL ARE DOING
THE RAISSMENTS YOU ALL ARE DOING
THE RAISSMENTS YOU ALL ARE DOING A GREAT JOB.
A GREAT JOB.
A GREAT JOB. AMY KLOBUCHAR, WHY YOU DROP OUT?
AMY KLOBUCHAR, WHY YOU DROP OUT?
AMY KLOBUCHAR, WHY YOU DROP OUT? YOU CAME IN THIRD.
YOU CAME IN THIRD.
YOU CAME IN THIRD. THAT'S MOMENTUM.
THAT'S MOMENTUM.
THAT'S MOMENTUM. MAYOR PETE, IF ANYONE SEAS YOU
MAYOR PETE, IF ANYONE SEAS YOU
MAYOR PETE, IF ANYONE SEAS YOU SHOULD DROP OUT, YOU TELL THEM
SHOULD DROP OUT, YOU TELL THEM
SHOULD DROP OUT, YOU TELL THEM TO GO TO HELL IN ONE OF THE
TO GO TO HELL IN ONE OF THE
TO GO TO HELL IN ONE OF THE SEVEN LANGUAGES YOU SORT OF
SEVEN LANGUAGES YOU SORT OF
SEVEN LANGUAGES YOU SORT OF SPEAK.
SPEAK.
SPEAK. ( SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE
( SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE
( SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TERRIBLY )
TERRIBLY )
TERRIBLY ) >> MAYOR BLOOMBERG, SPEND YOUR
>> MAYOR BLOOMBERG, SPEND YOUR
>> MAYOR BLOOMBERG, SPEND YOUR MONEY ON ALL THE ADS.
MONEY ON ALL THE ADS.
MONEY ON ALL THE ADS. IF TWO THINGS AMERICA LOVES,
IF TWO THINGS AMERICA LOVES,
IF TWO THINGS AMERICA LOVES, IT'S YOU AND WATCHING
IT'S YOU AND WATCHING
IT'S YOU AND WATCHING COMMERCIALS.
COMMERCIALS.
COMMERCIALS. TOM STIRKS QUIT AND STOP CALLING
TOM STIRKS QUIT AND STOP CALLING
TOM STIRKS QUIT AND STOP CALLING ME.
ME.
ME. IT'S GETTING CREEPY!
IT'S GETTING CREEPY!
IT'S GETTING CREEPY! I'M BERNIE SANDERS AND I ENDORSE
I'M BERNIE SANDERS AND I ENDORSE
I'M BERNIE SANDERS AND I ENDORSE EVERYONE STAYING IN THIS RACE!
EVERYONE STAYING IN THIS RACE!
EVERYONE STAYING IN THIS RACE! IS THAT ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY!
IS THAT ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY!
IS THAT ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )