Top 100 Things Gangsters Don't Do.

1) Shop at Whole Foods.

2) Wear hipster glasses.

3) Floss.

4) Take selfies.

5) Hula-hoop.

6) Take selfies with others.

7) Play frisbee.

8) Take their children to school.

9) Get a pedicure.

10) Have a tea party.

11) Wear short shorts.

12) Play the recorder.

13) Get a brain freeze.

14) Read a book.

15) Fall asleep on someone's shoulder.

16) Play Pokémon on Game Boy. 17) Play Pokémon the card game.

18) Do yoga.

19) Use emojis.

20) Watch a beauty guru on YouTube.

21) Buy Go-Gurt.

22) Ask a police officer for directions.

23) Dust.

24) Do a puzzle.

25) Golf.

26) Wear socks and sandals.

27) Play lacrosse.

28) Check the stock market.

29) Vacuum.

30) Compliment another man.

You got some luscious eyelashes doe.

31) Wash dishes.

32) Make origami.

33) Have play time with the children.

You have any fours?

34) Play Go Fish.

Yeah, I actually got a four.

35) Pet a duck.

36) Cross legs in unison.

37) Bake cookies.

Ay, y'all got that chicken salad sandwich on wheat?

38) Order a sandwich on wheat.

Umm, we carry bread.

So it's not a bun, but...yeah it's a wheat bread.

39) Fix another man's hair.

40) Play Candy Crush.

41) Change diapers.

42) Wear a night gown...

43) ...with a cat on it.

44) Play tennis.

45) Blow bubbles.

46) Wear Google Glass.

47) Blow bubbles together.

48) Eat at a salad bar.

49) Sleep with a teddy bear.

50) Wear a Cody Simpson backpack.

51) Fix another man's eyebrow.

52) Shop for organic shampoo.

53) Wear seat belts.

54) Embrace after watching Titanic.

55) Try to solve a Rubik's cube.

56) Swing on a swing set.

57) Write a love letter.

58) Have a picnic.

59) Spread the gospel.

Have you been born again?

60) Watch the WNBA...intentionally.

61) Lick an ice cream cone.

Hey Ms. Parker.

62) Meditate.

63) Recycle.

64) Play hacky sack.

65) Buy sparkling water.

66) Grow a garden.

67) Read a bedtime story.

68) Tickle each other.

Yo, yo, stop!

69) Twerk.

70) Jump rope.

71) Massage each other.

72) Salsa dance...together.

73) Play Bop It.

Twist it.

Shout it.

Hey!

Bop It.

Shout it.

Hey!

74) Buy feminine products for their girlfriends.

75) Cuddle together.

76) Drink out of the same cup.

77) Play patty-cake.

78) Feed the baby.

79) Try to blow bubbles with chewing gum.

80) Drink a kid sized apple juice carton.

81) Throw a boomerang.

82) Suck on their thumb.

83) Buy breakfast tea.

84) Go down a slide.

85) Touch another man's nose.

86) Rest their foot on someone's lap/rest both feet on someone's lap.

87) Water a plant.

88) Feed the baby again.

88) Go vegan.

89) Fan themselves.

90) Go to Starbucks.

91) Order a caramel frappuccino with extra caramel.

92) Go to a library.

93) Play the piano.

94) Cosplay.

95) Play Dance Dance Revolution.

96) Hopscotch.

97) Wear a scarf.

98) Take a bath.

99) Wear skinny jeans.

And last but not least...

100) Do their taxes.

Leave a comment below: what number was the funniest?

What Top 100 video should I make next?

I'm a grown man.

Y'all got salads doe?

Umm...like actual salads with lettuce?

Yeah.

Yeah, we have the Cobb salad, the Asian salad, and the Market salad.

Let me that Grilled Market salad doe.

Ok, and what type of dressing?

Ranch.

Anything else?

That's it.