字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント I know what you're thinking. Shame. Why is your school where your queen ground And the answer is I'm crazy. And also, this is not gonna be a scary video. So I'm just having some fun to the scary table. But this definitely is going to be a little scary, cause I I think it's illegal and I might get arrested. That's right. Today I'm going to be attempting to buy views and likes. Now, over the last 10 years of being on YouTube, I have heard so many rumors. Oh, this person's only popular because they bought views in the beginning when that person has much of a fake instagram followers. I've even had people come to me thinking that I was buying views like Thank you for thinking I'm smart enough to know how to do that. But I still don't know if it's really because how does that even work like, is it really views? Is it people isn't babies like do they just put like a bunch of phones and a bunch of babies hands in the nursery, or like in the hospital, like right after they're born? And they're just because if that's the case, then I love it. I love babies and delivery tweets. So today I'm going to be going down the rabbit hole of the Internet, trying to see if it actually works. So before I started filming, I did find this video by a girl named Hannah Doorman. She said she bought 100,000 views on YouTube video work, 100,000 views on a video of mine just to see what happened. It work. I've got 100,000 years. In fact, I've actually got 100 3000 on it. But the one thing she said about it was that all of the views came from not America. Like most YouTube views come from America, the UK. But when you buy them, that's not the case. 21% came from Brazil. 14% came from Thailand. No view from the UK nephews from America calling the full video down there was really interesting. Go check it out. But she did not explain how she bought you two views. Like she didn't give away the website. So now I have to figure it out. And I know you're thinking Shane, aren't you gonna get in trouble for buying views on your channel like, isn't that technically illegal? And what I would say is, yes, that's why I'm buying them for my mom's jail. Now. You're not where my mom is. An influencer. My mom literally gets more Twitter interaction than I do. Let me give you. Oh my first of all, my mom has over 50,000 followers. What joys it so hard to find a man? Girl? Check your demons, right? Let's see what kind of content she's posting. Okay, Dog in a pool. Oh, that's right. My mom got into a Twitter beef with one of the real housewives. She said, Hey, and Lisa Renna. Damn, she added the bitch. You may have been rude to me just now. Ventura Boulevard, but guess what, bitch? I'm actually Dawson's mom, so I got over quickly. Not 1000 lights. E. I love when my mom turned into a drama count. Let's see what else? Selfie with dog. Oh God. Picture her and me back when I used to look like Garrett. More dogs, dogs, cats, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs. So clearly she doesn't need me to help her with Twitter, but she doesn't need a little help with her. You to channel My mom's YouTube channel is called Mama Dawson has 7000 subscribers. No, that's okay. They're all portrait. What's this one thinking of Cuba's? Yes, I know my mom has a name for her fans. Get on her level. Invented carpool carry, invented carpool, karaoke you where she's not singing along. She's carpal listening. Same relate. That's about I think that's a Christian Bob. But we love a good father, son and the Holy Bob. Okay, so this video has 6000 views, so my plan is to buy ah, 100,000 more. Wait, call them before we move on. I just want everybody should know that my mom has sand videos. Can I pay to delete that video? Okay, so now let's figure out how to buy VIDEOVIEWS. Okay, The first website have popped up. It's called building my views dot work. Okay, Looks not legit. Looks like something I would have made when I was 12. Online journal. $9 for five 1000 views. That's it. Ah, 100,000 views. $149. That's it for hundreds of this can't be real. What is by quality YouTube views today, but Where did it come from? Frequently asked questions. Are these views real? Every comment on my video. Why are people watching this? Yes, Space exclamation point. These were real people who have taken the time to view your link. Over a period of time, we have grown a vast amount of a film. Those babies, This is babies. It's literally a baby farm. Can I slow the process down? What does that mean? Can I get less views? Okay. Should I do it? What if this isn't really like What if they're gonna have me? Okay, Whatever. Let's do it. I'm gonna buy my mom 100,000 views. I want James Corden to be shake. All right, I'm not gonna show this part because, uh, you know, I think it's illegal, So I might have just bought views on my right. So we'll look at that a little later. Let's move on to instagram. Okay, So I was trying to figure a person I could buy. Instagram likes for that. Wouldn't life get mad at me? And I thought about Ryland sister like she likes me a lot she wants insert your followers. I feel like I won't be mad. Let's look at her account. All right, So here's her page. Her name is Morgan. Who? You know what her pages better than how many followers does she have? Just five. Listen, not look in her life because standing on a building, if I posted a picture of me standing on top of the building, that's gonna be the last picture post. All right, So if I were to buy likes on one of her pictures, what would it be? Wait, uh, hold on feet. I am going to my lights on a feat picture because I think it's funny. And I also think she'll get a little scared, like, Imagine, like waking up and having 10,000 lights on your foot picture that just makes me smile. Okay? The most popular one is called Insta Boost. Graham. This looks slightly less scary. No, it's scary. There's literally pictures of babies. I'm so confused you could buy ah, 100,000 followers out of stock. You know, babies time. Okay, I really want to buy her followers, but I feel like that statement too far, so I won't do that. Let's go toe legs. 10,000 lights would love that. There's a discount Onley quality legs. What does that mean? No need toe like others Me. Okay. All right, let's do this at the card. Instagram name. Okay, I'm gonna fill this out and not show you because it might be illegal, but we might have just purchased 10,000 likes on a picture of my boyfriend's sister's feet. Hi. Welcome to you Do that. Comes with a shape. Nice to meet you. Okay. Do you want to try buying followers for some instagram account? So I didn't see it account the other day. And Israel and its just called it shames green shirt. It has six followers, no pictures, and I have no idea who runs it, so let's blow up their phone notifications. All right? I'm gonna use the same website and I want to buy 50,000 followers. I mean, I'm not going to because it's illegal. We'll see how it goes. Okay, Twitter. So I want to buy retweets, and I thought of the perfect person. So one of my favorite fans ever she's been with me since the beginning. Pretty much is a girl in Simi Terra Now she is so sweet. I literally like flew her out here to be my podcast. So let's look at her Twitter. Oh, my favorite youtuber, director, author and podcaster is Shane Dawson. You forgot role model, but time. All right, let's go through tweets. I love her pit tweet, bitch. I love you's a Pinterest. We love a queen of all social media's right. Let's see what her actual tweets are so far, Just seeing a lot of retweets. I'm having trouble finding an actual tweet. Oh, my God. Don't be a fake. That's a favorite. Okay, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm just going to buy 10,000 retweets on her pin to tweet, because when people go to our page, I want them to be like it's got a lot of retweets. Should I tell her, though? Yes. I'm gonna tell her I'm doing this because I don't want, like, her phone to blow up and then her be like, what's happening? So I'm gonna send her directly. I said you be like, Hey, I'm buying your 10,000 retweets. Don't ask. Okay, let's find a website. Okay. I clicked on the top one with growth toward growth. Yeah, this looks sketchy. Is fun. Wow. $49 for 10,000 followers. But from where? I'm still so confused how it works. Okay, here we go. Using our groundbreaking proven tactics. Just got to some building in another country full of babies clicking on their phones. We know what you're doing. These inactive followers have full profiles and our backs. Wait, What inactive For these dead people, you might literally buying dead followers like our minister having to put that on our driver's licenses now, like organ donor. Thank follower. How fast is delivered? 10 minutes. Cynical Shook. All right, let's buy her 10,000 retweets, I guess. Oh, my God. I mean, I don't know. Did I do it or did I not do it? If I go to jail for this, I'm ready. I need a break. Okay. So, to review, I bought my mom 100,000 YouTube views I bought Ryland Sister 10,000 likes on her feet about Shane's green shirt. 50,000 followers on Instagram and I bought semi terror my superfan 10,000 retweets on her socials. And I guess I will check all of this later today and see what's happening. See you in prison Okay, so it is like three hours later, and I'm about to check and see what's going on. All right, let's start with my mom's video. So last time we checked my mom videos that 6000 views. Let's see. What's that now? Oh, my God, 20,000 views. Who are these people? I love the idea of, like some people in another country being forced to watch a video of my mom on portrait mode for listening to Christian music in the car. That's a money well spent, right? Let's see what's going on with Ryland sisters. Foot picture. What is my life? So before and I think I had, like, 300 legs. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 2600 lights. Let me refresh. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Wait, What's going on? Why is this happening so best? 34 42. Who are these people? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Wait. Is she gonna get notification to her phone? I didn't think about that. Oh, my God. And she's probably like it worked. Oh, my God! Oh, no! Oh, my God! Ryland just texted me. What's happening, huh? What do you mean, My sister literally just texted me, saying what is happening? And she sent me her photo with literally 9000 likes. Why wait? Cooler. Hi, Tonto. We'll make sure to take a picture of your feet today. That's what your audience loves. So how do you feel about your new life? Is an instagram star. Well, I have to say you want followers?