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  • I know what you're thinking.

  • Shame.

  • Why is your school where your queen ground And the answer is I'm crazy.

  • And also, this is not gonna be a scary video.

  • So I'm just having some fun to the scary table.

  • But this definitely is going to be a little scary, cause I I think it's illegal and I might get arrested.

  • That's right.

  • Today I'm going to be attempting to buy views and likes.

  • Now, over the last 10 years of being on YouTube, I have heard so many rumors.

  • Oh, this person's only popular because they bought views in the beginning when that person has much of a fake instagram followers.

  • I've even had people come to me thinking that I was buying views like Thank you for thinking I'm smart enough to know how to do that.

  • But I still don't know if it's really because how does that even work like, is it really views?

  • Is it people isn't babies like do they just put like a bunch of phones and a bunch of babies hands in the nursery, or like in the hospital, like right after they're born?

  • And they're just because if that's the case, then I love it.

  • I love babies and delivery tweets.

  • So today I'm going to be going down the rabbit hole of the Internet, trying to see if it actually works.

  • So before I started filming, I did find this video by a girl named Hannah Doorman.

  • She said she bought 100,000 views on YouTube video work, 100,000 views on a video of mine just to see what happened.

  • It work.

  • I've got 100,000 years.

  • In fact, I've actually got 100 3000 on it.

  • But the one thing she said about it was that all of the views came from not America.

  • Like most YouTube views come from America, the UK.

  • But when you buy them, that's not the case.

  • 21% came from Brazil.

  • 14% came from Thailand.

  • No view from the UK nephews from America calling the full video down there was really interesting.

  • Go check it out.

  • But she did not explain how she bought you two views.

  • Like she didn't give away the website.

  • So now I have to figure it out.

  • And I know you're thinking Shane, aren't you gonna get in trouble for buying views on your channel like, isn't that technically illegal?

  • And what I would say is, yes, that's why I'm buying them for my mom's jail.

  • Now.

  • You're not where my mom is.

  • An influencer.

  • My mom literally gets more Twitter interaction than I do.

  • Let me give you.

  • Oh my first of all, my mom has over 50,000 followers.

  • What joys it so hard to find a man?

  • Girl?

  • Check your demons, right?

  • Let's see what kind of content she's posting.

  • Okay, Dog in a pool.

  • Oh, that's right.

  • My mom got into a Twitter beef with one of the real housewives.

  • She said, Hey, and Lisa Renna.

  • Damn, she added the bitch.

  • You may have been rude to me just now.

  • Ventura Boulevard, but guess what, bitch?

  • I'm actually Dawson's mom, so I got over quickly.

  • Not 1000 lights.

  • E.

  • I love when my mom turned into a drama count.

  • Let's see what else?

  • Selfie with dog.

  • Oh God.

  • Picture her and me back when I used to look like Garrett.

  • More dogs, dogs, cats, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs.

  • So clearly she doesn't need me to help her with Twitter, but she doesn't need a little help with her.

  • You to channel My mom's YouTube channel is called Mama Dawson has 7000 subscribers.

  • No, that's okay.

  • They're all portrait.

  • What's this one thinking of Cuba's?

  • Yes, I know my mom has a name for her fans.

  • Get on her level.

  • Invented carpool carry, invented carpool, karaoke you where she's not singing along.

  • She's carpal listening.

  • Same relate.

  • That's about I think that's a Christian Bob.

  • But we love a good father, son and the Holy Bob.

  • Okay, so this video has 6000 views, so my plan is to buy ah, 100,000 more.

  • Wait, call them before we move on.

  • I just want everybody should know that my mom has sand videos.

  • Can I pay to delete that video?

  • Okay, so now let's figure out how to buy VIDEOVIEWS.

  • Okay, The first website have popped up.

  • It's called building my views dot work.

  • Okay, Looks not legit.

  • Looks like something I would have made when I was 12.

  • Online journal.

  • $9 for five 1000 views.

  • That's it.

  • Ah, 100,000 views.

  • $149.

  • That's it for hundreds of this can't be real.

  • What is by quality YouTube views today, but Where did it come from?

  • Frequently asked questions.

  • Are these views real?

  • Every comment on my video.

  • Why are people watching this?

  • Yes, Space exclamation point.

  • These were real people who have taken the time to view your link.

  • Over a period of time, we have grown a vast amount of a film.

  • Those babies, This is babies.

  • It's literally a baby farm.

  • Can I slow the process down?

  • What does that mean?

  • Can I get less views?

  • Okay.

  • Should I do it?

  • What if this isn't really like What if they're gonna have me?

  • Okay, Whatever.

  • Let's do it.

  • I'm gonna buy my mom 100,000 views.

  • I want James Corden to be shake.

  • All right, I'm not gonna show this part because, uh, you know, I think it's illegal, So I might have just bought views on my right.

  • So we'll look at that a little later.

  • Let's move on to instagram.

  • Okay, So I was trying to figure a person I could buy.

  • Instagram likes for that.

  • Wouldn't life get mad at me?

  • And I thought about Ryland sister like she likes me a lot she wants insert your followers.

  • I feel like I won't be mad.

  • Let's look at her account.

  • All right, So here's her page.

  • Her name is Morgan.

  • Who?

  • You know what her pages better than how many followers does she have?

  • Just five.

  • Listen, not look in her life because standing on a building, if I posted a picture of me standing on top of the building, that's gonna be the last picture post.

  • All right, So if I were to buy likes on one of her pictures, what would it be?

  • Wait, uh, hold on feet.

  • I am going to my lights on a feat picture because I think it's funny.

  • And I also think she'll get a little scared, like, Imagine, like waking up and having 10,000 lights on your foot picture that just makes me smile.

  • Okay?

  • The most popular one is called Insta Boost.

  • Graham.

  • This looks slightly less scary.

  • No, it's scary.

  • There's literally pictures of babies.

  • I'm so confused you could buy ah, 100,000 followers out of stock.

  • You know, babies time.

  • Okay, I really want to buy her followers, but I feel like that statement too far, so I won't do that.

  • Let's go toe legs.

  • 10,000 lights would love that.

  • There's a discount Onley quality legs.

  • What does that mean?

  • No need toe like others Me.

  • Okay.

  • All right, let's do this at the card.

  • Instagram name.

  • Okay, I'm gonna fill this out and not show you because it might be illegal, but we might have just purchased 10,000 likes on a picture of my boyfriend's sister's feet.

  • Hi.

  • Welcome to you Do that.

  • Comes with a shape.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • Okay.

  • Do you want to try buying followers for some instagram account?

  • So I didn't see it account the other day.

  • And Israel and its just called it shames green shirt.

  • It has six followers, no pictures, and I have no idea who runs it, so let's blow up their phone notifications.

  • All right?

  • I'm gonna use the same website and I want to buy 50,000 followers.

  • I mean, I'm not going to because it's illegal.

  • We'll see how it goes.

  • Okay, Twitter.

  • So I want to buy retweets, and I thought of the perfect person.

  • So one of my favorite fans ever she's been with me since the beginning.

  • Pretty much is a girl in Simi Terra Now she is so sweet.

  • I literally like flew her out here to be my podcast.

  • So let's look at her Twitter.

  • Oh, my favorite youtuber, director, author and podcaster is Shane Dawson.

  • You forgot role model, but time.

  • All right, let's go through tweets.

  • I love her pit tweet, bitch.

  • I love you's a Pinterest.

  • We love a queen of all social media's right.

  • Let's see what her actual tweets are so far, Just seeing a lot of retweets.

  • I'm having trouble finding an actual tweet.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Don't be a fake.

  • That's a favorite.

  • Okay, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm just going to buy 10,000 retweets on her pin to tweet, because when people go to our page, I want them to be like it's got a lot of retweets.

  • Should I tell her, though?

  • Yes.

  • I'm gonna tell her I'm doing this because I don't want, like, her phone to blow up and then her be like, what's happening?

  • So I'm gonna send her directly.

  • I said you be like, Hey, I'm buying your 10,000 retweets.

  • Don't ask.

  • Okay, let's find a website.

  • Okay.

  • I clicked on the top one with growth toward growth.

  • Yeah, this looks sketchy.

  • Is fun.

  • Wow.

  • $49 for 10,000 followers.

  • But from where?

  • I'm still so confused how it works.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Using our groundbreaking proven tactics.

  • Just got to some building in another country full of babies clicking on their phones.

  • We know what you're doing.

  • These inactive followers have full profiles and our backs.

  • Wait, What inactive For these dead people, you might literally buying dead followers like our minister having to put that on our driver's licenses now, like organ donor.

  • Thank follower.

  • How fast is delivered?

  • 10 minutes.

  • Cynical Shook.

  • All right, let's buy her 10,000 retweets, I guess.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I mean, I don't know.

  • Did I do it or did I not do it?

  • If I go to jail for this, I'm ready.

  • I need a break.

  • Okay.

  • So, to review, I bought my mom 100,000 YouTube views I bought Ryland Sister 10,000 likes on her feet about Shane's green shirt.

  • 50,000 followers on Instagram and I bought semi terror my superfan 10,000 retweets on her socials.

  • And I guess I will check all of this later today and see what's happening.

  • See you in prison Okay, so it is like three hours later, and I'm about to check and see what's going on.

  • All right, let's start with my mom's video.

  • So last time we checked my mom videos that 6000 views.

  • Let's see.

  • What's that now?

  • Oh, my God, 20,000 views.

  • Who are these people?

  • I love the idea of, like some people in another country being forced to watch a video of my mom on portrait mode for listening to Christian music in the car.

  • That's a money well spent, right?

  • Let's see what's going on with Ryland sisters.

  • Foot picture.

  • What is my life?

  • So before and I think I had, like, 300 legs.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • 2600 lights.

  • Let me refresh.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Wait, What's going on?

  • Why is this happening so best?

  • 34 42.

  • Who are these people?

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Wait.

  • Is she gonna get notification to her phone?

  • I didn't think about that.

  • Oh, my God.

  • And she's probably like it worked.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, no!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Ryland just texted me.

  • What's happening, huh?

  • What do you mean, My sister literally just texted me, saying what is happening?

  • And she sent me her photo with literally 9000 likes.

  • Why wait?

  • Cooler.

  • Hi, Tonto.

  • We'll make sure to take a picture of your feet today.

  • That's what your audience loves.

  • So how do you feel about your new life?

  • Is an instagram star.

  • Well, I have to say you want followers?