字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント so. All right, Animal crossing. Let's go sprayed a Sean. Even my switch doesn't know who I am. Look. Incorporated. Deserted island getaway package. Oh, my God. They're so cute. But evening, we're so excited to have you here. Have you here first to congratulate you on your wise decision to sign up for this adventure. Welcome for the check in counter for your deserted island getaway package. That is terrifying. Why are you looking at me like that? Your hypno toad me into this. Jesus. There's so much to look forward to. But first, let us introduce ourselves. I'm Timmy with Nook incorporated. I'm Tommy. From cook in corporate, flying to the island with you to help you get settled in for the long haul. So let's get started. Shall we know that you need to look up our application. Can we have your name and birthday birthday? Where does he talks like that? All right, so my name, of course. My name is Penis Man. Bus boy. Let's see. Yes. Here you are. Could you really just call them something horrible? Like a dickhead like decayed dickhead? Ah, yes. Here you are. Right in our system. Okay, let's get my boy. Oh, my God. He's cute already. I kind of want to look like me. So milk bottle it is. Um Don't look so cute. He's so adorable. There's a tiny little sir. These all the hairstyles. Beautiful, Gorgeous, Like tiny Assad is Plaza. My name Taz. Boy, I'm here to tell you all about my island. Welcome. Yes. Don't toss by to be a crackhead of everybody. The name's types. Boy, welcome to my island. I'm here to tell you all about what is going on with Tom. Look, his I don't know what is dailies. He just steal everybody's money. If you are you all yourself. Did you leave a nice lab? You stay the fuck away from this island. What's up? I want to head on into the island. Y'all bullion ride retching. Break girl said, We'll say he's clapping. He looks like he's just smacking his own tits like, Yeah, I'll just go ahead and add that picture to our records. No, we're talking about your new home so exciting. He's like the characters from hotfoot. It's for the greater good, The greater good. You know what? And now that's are talking about your new home so exciting. We're quite proud of the work we've done to help you feel comfortable in your new life. Oh, yes. But if you want, you can even experience the seasons the same way you're used to them. What I mean is we have islands in both the Northern Hemisphere in the Southern Hemisphere. Recommend choosing an island that is the same seasonal pattern as your current home thes air the gatekeepers to hell. Bring one thing with you to a deserted island. What would it be? Sleeping bag. A lamp, some food, something something to kill me. I just bring something to kill me. You know, if I'm going to hell, you know, get it over with What? Evening, everyone. Thank you for taking this chartered flight as part of look. Incorporated is Deserted Island getaway package. Please sit back, relax and enjoy a complimentary video presentation about deserted island life. Okay, Just get me there. Here she is. Just jump out. We'll be dropping buoys. Animal crossing Battle Royale. That sounds fun. Whoever catches the most border flies winds, but there's also shotguns. Here I am. We're here now. I know. You must be incredibly excited to explore your new island home. But I have one small request. Would you please join us for a short orientation session in the nearby plaza? Our fearless leader himself will be giving a presentation. So I'd hate for you to miss it. We're heading there right now. If you'd like to move, follow us Now. Stay here. This is like getting to the good place. Everything's not as it's gotta get a move on. Come on. His name is bam. But that's not the monkey. We can chat later. I want to see where this is going. Racy There, Stinky by By placing g Oh, is that him? Is that our fearless leader himself? Mr Nook? Is that everyone? Let's see. Is Shari here? Bam! And there's toss boy. Of course. Great role. You turn it over to you, Mr Nook are three adventurers are ready to get started. Yes, Yes. Very good. Let's see. How shall I begin? Yes, of course. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to your new island. My name is Tom Look and I'm the founder and president of Nook. Incorporated years. Yes, on why given this voice, today is the first day of your new Lavon is pristine. Lovely, Adam. So congratulations. And this is a package deal. Okay, Cool. Brain and staff will always be here to support you and ensure your comfort and safety. But first things first. Yes, Yes. I would like you to choose a spot of your own. It's the first step to putting down some real roots. I'd like you to dream big. I do have certain connections in construction and real estate. Okay, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's just get started with a simple 10. Shall we? Collect your 10 from Timmy and Tommy, and then choose a spot to place? Don't be fooled. That Satan in our world, Tom Nook is Satan. This is hell. Um, you got a little flag? You're so adorable. Ego toss boy, Your very own tent. Thank you. The perfect spot presents to access your inventory and then selected 10 places. Don't worry. You'll get a chance to see what it looks like before making your friends a little breathing room. So take your time finding a space that works for you. You should probably set you up with a map to silly me. You put your tent, please find your way back here. Your map if you need it. If you go, I hope you find a great spot. Thank you. We go. That boy is looking real good. I took some advance on the plane on the way over here. I'm feeling real organized. Less sure that right today I learned the alphabet. Now, David have fucked it up again. The education system failed me. Yes. This is the spot right next to the book. Trees just chopped down that tree to put down my tent. Just DeForest being further step. You're so cute, toss boy. I just destroyed a tree. Tom, look is gonna be so upset with me. I'm gonna get I want to get censored circles of hell for this one. You must have found a suitable spot for your time. 1st 1 bag, So I suppose the others might still be searching for the right location. Don't, masses. It's easy to put down a fucking tent. You know, doing some scouting and the orders of appreciate your assistance is yet Okay. What's up, monkey butt? Yeah, you're Wait, I got it. Don't tell me you're tossed, boy. Right, boy. Looks like he just shot up in the parking lot? No, He's just like what? Your tent is nicer than mine. Looks nice, don't it? That's great. It will be just anywhere on the island. Will be my home sweet home. I can't believe I got such an awesome spot that you robbed. Cheeky. I wonder how that bam guy is doing. You might be having as much trouble as I was. Uh, baby, Josie V needs help, too. Okay. See you later, monkey ass. Like steal your tent. I'm a steel. Oh, I mean, you take all these boats. What's it gonna be mine later? I, um I'm adorable. I'm adorable. And I have a zest for life. I got the zoo means what's a bam bam? You know, im bam. You're toss boy, right? Thanks to meet your brains. Thes currents is really gonna test my patients. I really am in hell. You know, you set up your tent, eh? That's trying to find a perfect spot. Serious cario. So it's gotta have lots of fresh air. I think this button do the drink. Three island is like a mile squared. Just piss somewhere. Picked that spot, right? Where should he go? Put his tent in the ocean. I ruin someone's lying. Welcome back, everyone. I'll be all found just the right spots and set up your new home is yes, of course you can sleep on it for a while. Really? Get a feel for how it suits. Don't trust Mr Nook. Look behind those eyes. There is an evil there. And with that take care of, we can move on with more serious business. Like throwing an island warming party. We'll have it right here in the plaza with a roaring camp. There's just something about fire that I really lack really warms. So we'll just need a few supplies to get started. Yes. Since we'll be all be living here. Get This will be a good test of our teamwork. Let's see. Timmy, Shari, Tommy and Bam! Consider up things here in the plaza. Taz. Boy, I have a new thing for you. You'll be working on gathering firewood and perhaps a little snack. All right, everyone, let's get to us. Boy, you come see me for a moment. No. God. I'm gonna get my hell contract. This is what they're doing. You're gonna send me on a big mission. This dude sweeping dirt. Great. Oh, all clean. Bam! You're also welcome for a put your tent. A branch for me on a branch for me What's it's what's once I could steal everything Get all the ass is adorable So far. This is delightful branches. Do I have nine? Okay. Oh, almost done, Mr Satan.