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  • so.

  • All right, Animal crossing.

  • Let's go sprayed a Sean.

  • Even my switch doesn't know who I am.

  • Look.

  • Incorporated.

  • Deserted island getaway package.

  • Oh, my God.

  • They're so cute.

  • But evening, we're so excited to have you here.

  • Have you here first to congratulate you on your wise decision to sign up for this adventure.

  • Welcome for the check in counter for your deserted island getaway package.

  • That is terrifying.

  • Why are you looking at me like that?

  • Your hypno toad me into this.

  • Jesus.

  • There's so much to look forward to.

  • But first, let us introduce ourselves.

  • I'm Timmy with Nook incorporated.

  • I'm Tommy.

  • From cook in corporate, flying to the island with you to help you get settled in for the long haul.

  • So let's get started.

  • Shall we know that you need to look up our application.

  • Can we have your name and birthday birthday?

  • Where does he talks like that?

  • All right, so my name, of course.

  • My name is Penis Man.

  • Bus boy.

  • Let's see.

  • Yes.

  • Here you are.

  • Could you really just call them something horrible?

  • Like a dickhead like decayed dickhead?

  • Ah, yes.

  • Here you are.

  • Right in our system.

  • Okay, let's get my boy.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He's cute already.

  • I kind of want to look like me.

  • So milk bottle it is.

  • Um Don't look so cute.

  • He's so adorable.

  • There's a tiny little sir.

  • These all the hairstyles.

  • Beautiful, Gorgeous, Like tiny Assad is Plaza.

  • My name Taz.

  • Boy, I'm here to tell you all about my island.

  • Welcome.

  • Yes.

  • Don't toss by to be a crackhead of everybody.

  • The name's types.

  • Boy, welcome to my island.

  • I'm here to tell you all about what is going on with Tom.

  • Look, his I don't know what is dailies.

  • He just steal everybody's money.

  • If you are you all yourself.

  • Did you leave a nice lab?

  • You stay the fuck away from this island.

  • What's up?

  • I want to head on into the island.

  • Y'all bullion ride retching.

  • Break girl said, We'll say he's clapping.

  • He looks like he's just smacking his own tits like, Yeah, I'll just go ahead and add that picture to our records.

  • No, we're talking about your new home so exciting.

  • He's like the characters from hotfoot.

  • It's for the greater good, The greater good.

  • You know what?

  • And now that's are talking about your new home so exciting.

  • We're quite proud of the work we've done to help you feel comfortable in your new life.

  • Oh, yes.

  • But if you want, you can even experience the seasons the same way you're used to them.

  • What I mean is we have islands in both the Northern Hemisphere in the Southern Hemisphere.

  • Recommend choosing an island that is the same seasonal pattern as your current home thes air the gatekeepers to hell.

  • Bring one thing with you to a deserted island.

  • What would it be?

  • Sleeping bag.

  • A lamp, some food, something something to kill me.

  • I just bring something to kill me.

  • You know, if I'm going to hell, you know, get it over with What?

  • Evening, everyone.

  • Thank you for taking this chartered flight as part of look.

  • Incorporated is Deserted Island getaway package.

  • Please sit back, relax and enjoy a complimentary video presentation about deserted island life.

  • Okay, Just get me there.

  • Here she is.

  • Just jump out.

  • We'll be dropping buoys.

  • Animal crossing Battle Royale.

  • That sounds fun.

  • Whoever catches the most border flies winds, but there's also shotguns.

  • Here I am.

  • We're here now.

  • I know.

  • You must be incredibly excited to explore your new island home.

  • But I have one small request.

  • Would you please join us for a short orientation session in the nearby plaza?

  • Our fearless leader himself will be giving a presentation.

  • So I'd hate for you to miss it.

  • We're heading there right now.

  • If you'd like to move, follow us Now.

  • Stay here.

  • This is like getting to the good place.

  • Everything's not as it's gotta get a move on.

  • Come on.

  • His name is bam.

  • But that's not the monkey.

  • We can chat later.

  • I want to see where this is going.

  • Racy There, Stinky by By placing g Oh, is that him?

  • Is that our fearless leader himself?

  • Mr Nook?

  • Is that everyone?

  • Let's see.

  • Is Shari here?

  • Bam!

  • And there's toss boy.

  • Of course.

  • Great role.

  • You turn it over to you, Mr Nook are three adventurers are ready to get started.

  • Yes, Yes.

  • Very good.

  • Let's see.

  • How shall I begin?

  • Yes, of course.

  • Welcome, everybody.

  • Welcome to your new island.

  • My name is Tom Look and I'm the founder and president of Nook.

  • Incorporated years.

  • Yes, on why given this voice, today is the first day of your new Lavon is pristine.

  • Lovely, Adam.

  • So congratulations.

  • And this is a package deal.

  • Okay, Cool.

  • Brain and staff will always be here to support you and ensure your comfort and safety.

  • But first things first.

  • Yes, Yes.

  • I would like you to choose a spot of your own.

  • It's the first step to putting down some real roots.

  • I'd like you to dream big.

  • I do have certain connections in construction and real estate.

  • Okay, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

  • Let's just get started with a simple 10.

  • Shall we?

  • Collect your 10 from Timmy and Tommy, and then choose a spot to place?

  • Don't be fooled.

  • That Satan in our world, Tom Nook is Satan.

  • This is hell.

  • Um, you got a little flag?

  • You're so adorable.

  • Ego toss boy, Your very own tent.

  • Thank you.

  • The perfect spot presents to access your inventory and then selected 10 places.

  • Don't worry.

  • You'll get a chance to see what it looks like before making your friends a little breathing room.

  • So take your time finding a space that works for you.

  • You should probably set you up with a map to silly me.

  • You put your tent, please find your way back here.

  • Your map if you need it.

  • If you go, I hope you find a great spot.

  • Thank you.

  • We go.

  • That boy is looking real good.

  • I took some advance on the plane on the way over here.

  • I'm feeling real organized.

  • Less sure that right today I learned the alphabet.

  • Now, David have fucked it up again.

  • The education system failed me.

  • Yes.

  • This is the spot right next to the book.

  • Trees just chopped down that tree to put down my tent.

  • Just DeForest being further step.

  • You're so cute, toss boy.

  • I just destroyed a tree.

  • Tom, look is gonna be so upset with me.

  • I'm gonna get I want to get censored circles of hell for this one.

  • You must have found a suitable spot for your time.

  • 1st 1 bag, So I suppose the others might still be searching for the right location.

  • Don't, masses.

  • It's easy to put down a fucking tent.

  • You know, doing some scouting and the orders of appreciate your assistance is yet Okay.

  • What's up, monkey butt?

  • Yeah, you're Wait, I got it.

  • Don't tell me you're tossed, boy.

  • Right, boy.

  • Looks like he just shot up in the parking lot?

  • No, He's just like what?

  • Your tent is nicer than mine.

  • Looks nice, don't it?

  • That's great.

  • It will be just anywhere on the island.

  • Will be my home sweet home.

  • I can't believe I got such an awesome spot that you robbed.

  • Cheeky.

  • I wonder how that bam guy is doing.

  • You might be having as much trouble as I was.

  • Uh, baby, Josie V needs help, too.

  • Okay.

  • See you later, monkey ass.

  • Like steal your tent.

  • I'm a steel.

  • Oh, I mean, you take all these boats.

  • What's it gonna be mine later?

  • I, um I'm adorable.

  • I'm adorable.

  • And I have a zest for life.

  • I got the zoo means what's a bam bam?

  • You know, im bam.

  • You're toss boy, right?

  • Thanks to meet your brains.

  • Thes currents is really gonna test my patients.

  • I really am in hell.

  • You know, you set up your tent, eh?

  • That's trying to find a perfect spot.

  • Serious cario.

  • So it's gotta have lots of fresh air.

  • I think this button do the drink.

  • Three island is like a mile squared.

  • Just piss somewhere.

  • Picked that spot, right?

  • Where should he go?

  • Put his tent in the ocean.

  • I ruin someone's lying.

  • Welcome back, everyone.

  • I'll be all found just the right spots and set up your new home is yes, of course you can sleep on it for a while.

  • Really?

  • Get a feel for how it suits.

  • Don't trust Mr Nook.

  • Look behind those eyes.

  • There is an evil there.

  • And with that take care of, we can move on with more serious business.

  • Like throwing an island warming party.

  • We'll have it right here in the plaza with a roaring camp.

  • There's just something about fire that I really lack really warms.

  • So we'll just need a few supplies to get started.

  • Yes.

  • Since we'll be all be living here.

  • Get This will be a good test of our teamwork.

  • Let's see.

  • Timmy, Shari, Tommy and Bam!

  • Consider up things here in the plaza.

  • Taz.

  • Boy, I have a new thing for you.

  • You'll be working on gathering firewood and perhaps a little snack.

  • All right, everyone, let's get to us.

  • Boy, you come see me for a moment.

  • No.

  • God.

  • I'm gonna get my hell contract.

  • This is what they're doing.

  • You're gonna send me on a big mission.

  • This dude sweeping dirt.

  • Great.

  • Oh, all clean.

  • Bam!

  • You're also welcome for a put your tent.

  • A branch for me on a branch for me What's it's what's once I could steal everything Get all the ass is adorable So far.

  • This is delightful branches.

  • Do I have nine?

  • Okay.

  • Oh, almost done, Mr Satan.