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  • Hold on.

  • I'm fixing my pants.

  • Very everybody to another video.

  • I pick the microphone, but did I peak your interest on?

  • No, that's what matters.

  • Everyone's back.

  • Hi, everyone.

  • You are going on a deep dive today.

  • Yes, Through Google are gonna go.

  • We are.

  • We are.

  • We watched Jenna and Julian do this before Jenna Marbles at her beautiful boyfriend, and she's beautiful as well.

  • Beautiful.

  • Um, her video on that.

  • She's in a couple of videos on it where it was really fun, and we really liked it.

  • So I wanted to do it as well with you, because you're my Julian.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • I'm very curious to see where we're gonna end up after this is gonna get weirder than bloody banana.

  • So gross.

  • Just No, no, I came back.

  • Okay, so the the idea of a google deep dive, or that's what they called it.

  • Basically, it's a reason to just go googling weird shit.

  • And I don't know what to start off.

  • What's tickling your toes?

  • It's okay.

  • You have long arms.

  • What's tickling your toes?

  • Robbery.

  • Thinking about the other day after you watched the movie, How hairy are babies?

  • Why is my New Bern.

  • So, Harry.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Could you imagine if a baby like that came out of you?

  • You get carpet burn.

  • Oh, what's off?

  • He's going to straight to Casey.

  • I know that.

  • That has to be at it.

  • They have to be pretty good at Tiffany's.

  • Baby has Internet obsessed.

  • I assess with luscious hair.

  • This is not 100% real.

  • That's how I came out of the room.

  • I came out the posi drinking whiskey.

  • I was like, Put some hair on your chest.

  • Yeah, like this one.

  • You want to be like this?

  • I want a beard like this.

  • Baby's got a beard that didn't really lead anywhere.

  • It doesn't have to lead anywhere.

  • It just needs to be weird.

  • Well, that's the cool thing about deep down, I was like, one question leads to another.

  • And then before you know what, you don't know where you you can't find your way back.

  • You goingto wonderland type your shoes to come home.

  • Is that Wonderland?

  • What?

  • Or is that Wizard of Oz?

  • That's with those of us?

  • Yeah.

  • Same thing.

  • Do bears have read assholes?

  • Three pairs of red hassles.

  • Which animal is the biggest asshole in red dead bears, Butt plugs.

  • Bears are assholes.

  • Useful info on Babe's Bears book plugs.

  • Wow.

  • Is bears like a Brende?

  • Anyone wondering why I came up with this?

  • I had a conversation with Bart's today.

  • Where?

  • Apparently the bears in days gone the game have read assholes, So Oh, what the fuck?

  • Tapeworm.

  • Ah, look up the longest state room.

  • You?

  • Yes, I like it.

  • You tape or, uh, pull the tape where they are.

  • That one.

  • Yeah.

  • My God.

  • 28 meter long tapeworm.

  • How How long is the human intestine?

  • I want to say I want a guest.

  • But look, how much do you think I'm gonna guess?

  • 82 feet feet.

  • How many meters is that?

  • 20 meters European.

  • How about Hey, Siri, How long is 82 feet in meters?

  • The answer is 24.99 meters.

  • You guess that you have some sort of smart brain and divide it by three.

  • Right?

  • Um I would say 55 feet, five feet, just five feet.

  • That there were a super long Inhumans.

  • The small intestine is about six meters or 20 feet long, and the large one is also together They're 25 feet.

  • It's not 25 meters.

  • 25 feet.

  • That's really underwhelming.

  • Yeah.

  • I thought I was going to be able to, like, bridge the gap across the world.

  • It's like go from France to England.

  • Just whatever is boring.

  • I'm bored.

  • I did a thing.

  • I don't know what I did.

  • Just that.

  • Wow.

  • Encryption makes the Web more secure.

  • 3 to 4 months, you can harvest them.

  • I'm an anomaly you can take.

  • I'm much older that it's You can harvest him.

  • You can leave them in the ground for 3 to 4 months.

  • Yeah, unless they get Blake.

  • 03 to 4 months in the refrigerator.

  • Has to get blight.

  • How long do they stay in the ground?

  • I know I wasn't in the ground at all.

  • I was in my mommy.

  • How long should I wait to dig up potatoes?

  • I never thought I'd be more bored about potato effects.

  • How?

  • How many people?

  • One million people.

  • Yeah.

  • We love our sports.

  • It was Give us sports or give us death.

  • It's all or nothing.

  • Potatoes, air, nothing.

  • Why is my font fucked?

  • This is weird.

  • I don't even know how to fix my font.

  • Yeah, this is a good time to ask.

  • There's me back in the day.

  • That's me.

  • Like most in the background for the average American man measures five foot, 976.

  • Average Dutch men is six foot, 285 centers.

  • Get wrecked.

  • American This this much taller than I am.

  • Yeah, Evans told evidence taller than I am.

  • We're not gonna test it right now, you know, because I'm super told.

  • So that must mean that you're the giant.

  • How's the weather out there?

  • Not great.

  • How?

  • Stanford psychologist on the art of avoiding assholes like, if people are assholes or he's just like walking down the street like not looking in people's Wait.

  • Look up at that one custom where people sunbathe there.

  • Astle's Oh, yeah, Uh huh is the future of sunbathing and, well, a future of wellness sunbathing.

  • Your asshole.

  • There it is, Instagram Post!

  • For the past few weeks, I've included I have included sunning my bomb and Yoni into my daily rising routine.

  • Wake up, spread your cheeks and show this on your asshole.

  • I mean, I'm sure it's nice.

  • Like get some worth of warmth in there.

  • Get a hair dryer.

  • What's happening?

  • Wait, this is part one, and this is part two.

  • This is the same picture, but edited differently.

  • It's the same person perennials sunning power to Not now, sweetie.

  • I'm perennials sunning.

  • Look at Google that what's per any, um, Sunday.

  • Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning perennials.

  • Honey, from sitting over a pot of boiling water to steam the vagina to sticking jade eggs.

  • You know where No, I don't know where.

  • Health dot com Where are we sticking?

  • Jade eggs?

  • Wasn't that that God wasn't there a celebrity that had, like, wellness line that sold those jade eggs that you stick up Your was a Gwyneth Paltrow?

  • I think so, Yeah, because she's weird like that.

  • Is this a bunch of lads outside under holes?

  • Yes, way can't show this.

  • That's a bunch of booties in a mirror.

  • 30 seconds.

  • You will receive Maur energy from this electric node.

  • Then you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.

  • Yes, that's the thing.

  • They think that like showing your asshole to the sun Super charges you in comparison to how much your skin can 30 seconds of your asshole being bleached by the sun is better than the whole day outside.

  • Clothes on?

  • Yeah, it a mere 30 seconds.

  • The lights on your butt.

  • Holy oversea.

  • There is this electric node.

  • Why is he called the electric?

  • He's fucking weirdo.

  • He's sending his asshole on, then related five things you definitely should not be doing.

  • Tonto.

  • What?

  • Five things should not be doing to my vagina.

  • Wait.

  • I feel like I can name off 100 things that I should not be doing tonight.

  • Vagina sitting on corn cobs, steaming it.

  • Paltrow offers huge raise for Metro.

  • Yeah, the V steam know that stands for very steam.

  • So we is.

  • This is the article.

  • What not to do, right?

  • And the V steam is what not to do.

  • So here is perennial stunning.

  • Do it.

  • Yeah, all energy electric node.

  • And then suddenly it's like, don't sunbathe your vagina.

  • I'd like to give my vagina a little vitamin D.

  • Do you know shaving?

  • Woodley said that she's the lady from fault in our stars.

  • But before you peel off your bikini bottoms, consider this.

  • Your vagina will get the exact same Vitamin D benefits If you pop a vitamin D supplement.

  • You want exposure privates to an increased risk of skin cancer?

  • Another cancer?

  • Yeah, that's the biggest thing.

  • Cheeses.

  • Sunbathing in general is not great to do.

  • Mystery like really like protect yourself.

  • I'm very proud of myself for not making a vitamin D joke got to do with vagina.

  • I didn't even think of that because I'm big brain comedian.

  • I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D.

  • Do you know?

  • Also don't put sticky edibles into your vagina as a general rule of thumb, you don't insert anything edible into your vagina can easily removed the fuck don't do sure vagina.

  • That's what's killing the environment people's assholes through showing it to the sun and the sun is like know stuff and burning away and kills us all.

  • Why, when I start perennials sunning Avengers Josh Brolin cringes.

  • Ryan Reynolds out with N S F.

  • W photo.

  • What can I see?

  • Josh Brolin's Perineum there?

  • There it is.

  • Oh, he's sure it is.

  • Try this premium, something that I've been hearing about.

  • My suggestion is, Do not do it as long as I did.

  • My poker hole is crazy burned that I was going to spend the day shopping with my family.

  • And instead I'm icing and using Al on burn cream because the severity of the pain I don't know who the foot thought of the stupid shit.

  • Fuck you.

  • Another less Just probably love you.

  • I'm gonna go out in town my asshole more.

  • Well, you can't do it here more than 30 seconds.

  • Well, here you could spend a whole year doing it.

  • Nothing would happen to cloud my asshole.

  • Okay, does it?

  • There's a tic tac with titties, and now I want to see if it actually works you from English to We tested out all the Alexis stuff from that words.

  • That's true.

  • Hers.

  • French 100.

  • Give yourself a fuck.

  • Research titties.

  • And then it says, Today's on the search it in French that says he did the zika.

  • And in here today's t t tease tease.

  • Because I'm big brain comedian Simon says ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • Huh?

  • I didn't quite get she play along.

  • If you do it to elect side breaks her damn finance.

  • You got a sensor?

  • All of this?

  • I can't show any of this we were just looking at ass is Yeah, this is a great ass time.

  • Oh, we're not to show the floppy bananas, super tight jeans.

  • Have you seen the thing?

  • When they paint their whole bodies, they're actually naked.

  • Yeah.

  • Naked pain, body, body pate, body paint, cash or any of this?

  • None of it.

  • Oh, do turtles breed with their boots, their ass?

  • Technically, the term is called croaker.

  • Respiration on.

  • It's not so much breathing as it's just diffusing oxygen in on carbon dioxide out.

  • But the fact remains in turtles hibernate their main source of oxygen through their butts.

  • Which animals breathe through it's anise.

  • It was there.

  • Which animals breed, though?

  • Yeah.

  • For you.

  • Which animals?

  • Brio.

  • You ever think about which animals breathe?

  • Turtle Sea cucumber has an air of respiratory trees in its body to extract oxygen from the water.

  • Cucumber, cucumber, dragonfly, nymphs.

  • Heinous acts.

  • Is Gilles underwater?

  • This is exactly where I expected this video to be going.

  • Oh, that's a good skill to have to breathe through your ass.

  • Yeah, Like like you're a land animal.

  • But then if you go under water, you just breathe through your ass.

  • Yeah, Face down, ass up.

  • That's the way I convert oxygen and carbon dioxide.

  • What animal has the weirdest teeth?

  • No, don't go there.

  • No.

  • Yes, He's the fish with human teeth.

  • They're so we Yes.

  • Look at this.

  • Don't put your dick in that.

  • No, that one.

  • The middle 10 I hate that.

  • Can't be real.

  • You know, it is.

  • There's a fish with human teeth.

  • What?

  • Yeah, it's really, really grows.

  • So do you think it has to get wisdom teeth removed in Legans?

  • High on drugs?

  • He has multiple layers to its fucking gross.

  • Really?

  • Gross is it Looks like baked beads.

  • I want to eat.

  • This fish is already didn't like baked beans.

  • Now done.

  • Me and me and bay hanging out.

  • Where did they get this picture of me?

  • That is not to scale.

  • Not think this really reminds you Have a symbiotic a thumbnail This'll fish could eat an apple through a letter box.

  • Apples through layer may opening by an apple through it.

  • Let's search like biggest spider.

  • Oh, I really hate spiders that are like this big.

  • When?

  • When?

  • When?

  • If you were to kill them that you could hear them die like imagine coming home and that was in your fucking ceiling for me.

  • It's that we're thing, really.

  • If they get really big, then it's an animal is not a fighter.

  • And, yeah, it just turns into a creature.

  • So they're not that scary.

  • Spiders are the size of cats.

  • That's how you know it's time to start burning things down.

  • Who ho?

  • That's a cute spider.

  • He's cute face, though, sons.

  • But he's a little spider that plays the bongos.

  • I should play this side of you playing.

  • Oh, God, What's happening there?

  • A toy spider confusion, coin fusing.

  • Yes.

  • That's so weird.

  • That's not a confusing perspective.

  • That's really good engineering.

  • That's a Dutch angle.

  • Way down work.

  • The baby's face is right here.

  • Oh, I didn't even see the edge.

  • But the baby's head doesn't look like it fits the hat.

  • Horse girl?

  • Yes.

  • Hey, Chicken on my legs, huh?

  • Hi.

  • You wanna pick me up?

  • I just want to be here.

  • I just wanted me out.

  • You I don't want anything else.

  • Okay, well, that does it for our Google Deep die.

  • If I don't know if we actually does that deep.

  • When we were sitting down We're like, Let's go get this and that.

  • And then we sat down.

  • Wait, get better this Hoener skill.

  • That's okay.

  • It's practice.

  • You can give us some suggestions down in the comments of what we should do next time on what we should look up.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • I'll be on camera, too.

  • Don't forget if you like cats smash like B B.

  • What's your send off?

  • I'm gonna give him a send off.

  • Hey, send office.

  • No, isn't anything but the bananas?

Hold on.

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ガールフレンドとのグーグルディープダイブ (Google Deep Dive With My Girlfriend)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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