I have huge news, and I haven't even told you yet Gets what we're getting today.

Even better than a dog person.

Maybe we're adopting.

You're not ready for everybody.

Thinks I'm gonna be a bad dad.

Why?

Because I yell a lot.

I'm crazy.

I love fast food.

And when my dog get to knowing, I just locked in the bathroom.

No, You literally can't shove a child in a room when you're annoyed with.

Okay?

My childhood.

It worked.

I'm great.

Uh, no, I'm just kidding.

But in all honesty, we are adopting a child.

So I was like, You know what?

I want to prove people wrong and show the world that I'm gonna be a good dad.

Don't you fucking Wow.

This is my moment.

Gina.

What do you think?

Yeah, I did lose him twice.

Okay, so here's what I did.

So when I moved to L.

A, I actually had an agent.

They were called youth and Talent Connection.

Now, this agency had a bunch of kids and their kids were always in commercials and on TV shows and movies.

And then, of course, there was me who was killing it.

Look at my head shot.

Yeah.

I didn't book shit either way.

I e mailed them and I said, Hey, send me some kids.

Thistle is a weird.

So she sent me a bunch of kids and one of the kids I instantly fell in love with his name was Christopher Harling.

His pictures were so cute.

And he was in a little motorcycle jacket and he had good hair and he had cute eyes.

He's definitely from her jeans, not mine.

I also looked at his resume, and he's very active and he left sports and cycling and karate and gymnastics.

So yeah, we're not doing any of them.

It is, Honestly, he's probably richer than us.

Which is exactly how I want my kids.

Okay, so I need to figure out what we're gonna do today.

I need to get dressed.

I'm nervous.

Cheater.

Were you excited to meet a new member of your family?

What the fuck was that?

I thought that was a dad.

Burb.

Oh, we're gonna be such good dads.

Because what?

I have something coming and you're too excited right now.

You still have something coming, and it's almost here, and I'm excited, but you I It just is gonna chipotle.

Except for you Can't eat it or you'll go to jail.

Hey, Shane.

I know you're gonna kill him.

Last week we talked about getting thes coming.

His name is Christopher.

Just legal shape.

You know, he's an actor.

He's fine.

He's been on sad.

Okay, What do you think about me being Everybody thinks I'm gonna be about God.

It's gonna die.

Okay.

I think you're a great dad.

Thank you.

Is he already fed?

How does this work?

Well, I asked about breast feeding, but they said that I want to be loving.

You know, I'm excited.

Listen, I know this seems like a job, but I'm gonna take this seriously.

I want him to get some food.

I'm gonna take him to the store.

I'm literally gonna be like by whatever the fuck you want.

Christopher.

I want about the childhood.

I never had your like.

You adopt me, though I'm thinking like a toy store and just be like bitch.

Money's not even an option.

Quit.

Is he just getting quits?

Not sponsoring, but high.

Quit and just like, let it pick out whatever you want.

You taking the basket Robin student.

I'm over Cold Stone Queen, but like whatever he wants.

Okay?

He's honest way and really nervous when we Oh, my God.

They're coming.

They're coming.

They're coming.

Okay, that's a nice car.

This might be a downgrade for this gift from enough to buy gold.

Wait, Do I introduce myself like I'm weird?

Me?

You'll beat you like it's a date.

Just a chill.

Just be yourself.

You want one way?

You're sure delivers you.

That'll ruin him.

Should I get my button?

No.

I want you to know that I'm a successful way.

J.

Paul by with cameraman.

What do you got?

A leash?

Only got what If Mom thinks that I'm trying to marry her like I'm the new dad.

Why would you think that?

Because I literally, you know Hi.

I want your son Way I never actually wants a case is like costumes.

I e o don't know that for damn like ketchup.

Thank you.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

It's your dad.

Your husband?

All right.

Let's talk about my raise.

No child sports drink.

What is that?

It's called a single origin chocolate, But they ran out of order.

I love my child.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

I have that thing is wear a top like, Okay, this is a big deal.

Okay, so this is a big deal.

And if you don't like this, that I might put you back up for adoption, We're gonna have our first drink together.

Thoughts way ready.

Why don't you catch?

There's so much I've seen all your videos.

I heard you say all first borns.

Don't worry.

Okay.

123 Cheers.

Here's to our new, uh, family.

Wait.

Okay, so let's talk.

Okay?

Have a couple questions.

What do you want from me?

As a dad?

Like, what can I do for you?

I don't really know.

I love all your videos.

Okay.

Do you need, like, more loved?

You need advice?

Do you need me to help you with, like, a school believe?

No, not really.

You want retweets?

What's cool for a nine year old like you and your friends like party?

I usually play video games on my switch.

Oh, yeah, I got it.

What?

We're gonna need to see a full staff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Grab your boats.

That that?

No, he doesn't owe the whole house.

You literally barf on my floor.

You could throw together while your mom's getting the weapon Way.

I am very well.

Have you ever had two dads way weapons here?

All right.

Show us your stuff.

We're done.

Oh, my God.

So how do you kill somebody with you?

Don't you knock him out.

I had a hard day.

Something out of my misery.

Fight who?

I love Uncle Garrett.

Let me see.

And don't hit.

Your child is very close to all right.

I love you, Dad.

With weapons?

No.

You know, that's one thing I don't like this.

Oh, are you okay?

Are you Are you okay?

Yes, I think so.

Like And also I don't like your gay canoeing.

He doesn't mourn his arms.

You're doing it with your body.

I want to come at me.

I have a gun right in front of the kids.

Okay.

I'm tireless.

See, I was thinking it's time for us like it's a food like first meal together.

Oh, food are you into?

So I don't have to be, like, super healthy or anything.

No way.

We're going to go eat now.

We don't drive around here.

Lee's birth.

So come in I want to teach you.

Okay, so here's what youtubers do we know how to drive way?

Don't want to.

So we like to uber have you ever uber x?

I don't know.

I think a brand deal, but really?

Okay.

What?

You're the restaurant.

The whole world saw, Nick, but I can only eat it for lunch.

Got it?

What about your state of chicken fingers?

Right down the street.

Oh, God.

What about Jerry's deli?

Have you been there?

So you press x l And now a big uber's gonna come and it's really expensive.

And it's a waste of money, but we don't care.

Is for you to verse.

I love teaching.

My son knew things like no notice.

Wait for this is a big deal.

Okay, This is my every day, bro.

Shirt.

Wear it every single day and I've never washed.

Never teach hours.

Your car looks with all the trash and bottles.

Yes, this'll perfect.

I'm gonna send you to convert to play.

Okay, Uber's here.

Now I know that we, like, just became dad and son, but I feel like we need a hold hands for this just to be safe.

I don't think I've ever held hands with the kid.

He tried the same thing with me.

It was weird.

Just way.

Need you to be safer on a hill this big over getting up way.

Wow, That was five stars.

Me and my dad loved that.

So what are you to leave?

I don't know.

What any of that Do you want people to know?

I don't really watch.

Sorry.

What about Jake?

Home?

I never watched.

Drag.

I'm just not big on having your big on.

Daddy.

Yeah, I just started watching yesterday.

I love your channel.

Ready?

Thank you.

Subscribe.

Do you like school?

I know.

What?

You get bullied.

No, because I'll be that killed them.

I took it with him.

I will find those little love, my son.

I will do anything for my son.

Thank you.

Amazing.

We're getting along.

Wait, don't do that.

Because you're a little So we went to the big people.

So here their appetizers.

This that's what we're gonna do for my chicken French fries, Salad way sent me food.

Or like life.

So are you.

I mean, I think you're chicken figure.