What's up to you?

I am... really, really good, hen

Thank God, everything's fine

I've been watching these days on YouTube

YouTube, which is that website a make videos for

And I watched a video of a girl that speaks Portuguese

It is a blond girl

And It is so cool because

Where does she live? I think it's Finland

I'm not sure, It is a country that speaks

a weird language

And she made a video speaking portuguese

because for them

Portuguese is fucking hard

But here, in Brazil

We study English

So we don't know how to speak english but because we study english at school

So, at least, we know the verb "to be"

We know how to answer what is our favorite colour

and we are proud of it

So we have a some knowledge about it

So, I decided to make a video trying to speak a language, that is really hard to speak

which is?

Japanese

I´m using google transator, here

Good morning!

Let's go

Harder one

I'm really hungry

I'm not hungry anymore

I want to eat

What?

How do I say meat? How do I say meat?

Meat

So you like in your ass, don't you?

I want to eat meat!

Hm... I don't want to eat meat anymore

Give me milk

To eat meat is so hard like that

I wanna eat egg

Egg? Is it egg?

Egg

Whaat?

That's why when you get a diet, people eat only eggs

Hey fellow, you're thin, huh?

yeah, diet

I can see, you're eating only eggs

How do you know that?

Because you're

because you "tamago"

I wanna eat a popsicle

Well, we can assume that

I'll starve in Japan

What will I eat in Japan if I couldn't aks for an egg?!

I want an ass

Ass

Hey, ass-face

Please, could you tell me where I can find a restaurant

Can you tell me where I can eat grass?

If asking for a restaurant is all this difficulty

God, this is for eating grass

I couldn't even be a cow in Japan

This is if you want to eat grass, listen, grass

March. It's even on March

Good morning and company (Brasilian TV show)

Good morning people from SBT, one more program is starting

Starring Priscila Alcântara and...

What else? Let's pretend that I'm in Japan, and have no money for a cab

So... we're gonna ask for a cab. Right?

Hey, motherfucker, give me money

No... I can't

I can't even steal in Japan

This is an assault!

Right, i couldn't do a robbery

First, I can't speak Japanese. Second, if I could, would start laughing at the same time

Who would respect a cheerful criminal?

I am from Piauí

So, I'm in... Japan

Ah, Whindersson

How it is...?

"Where are you from?" - A guy askinkg me

So I say

I AM FROM PIAUÍ

Piauí, for you in Japan, is a State, here in Brazil

Where... where I was born

I SPOKE!!

I SPOKE SO RIGHT

It is right, you know why? Because you can see here, like...

Now, I'm like sending curriculum

Men, High School completed

And I speak Portugues and Japanese fluently

I'll put in my Instagram's bio right now

"Speaks Japanese fluently"

What? Some dudes can play one note and put: Brasilian singer

Gotta be kidding me

You think I won't put

"Whindersson, do you know to speak Japanese?"

You kidding me? My best language is Japanese

It was me who translated Naruto for SBT transmit

You don't know anything and keep talking

Go fuck yourself

You don't know the things and keep talking

What the hell is tha you said?

Got something on your throat?

So, I'm graduated

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