Does that mean that it'll be fine?

He says, Did you watch the lie detector test they did on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

Because I want to know whether you determine that to be a legitimate test or not.

I mean, I can't tell if it was real.

Was it?

Really?

Well, you ought to check it out.

I'd like to know your findings.

Is your name Sarah Paulson?

Yes.

That's so nervous.

Were you born in the city of Tampa, Florida?

Yes, I waas.

And are you an Emmy Award winning actress?

Yes.

Are you ready to take this line detector test?

Um, I'm not really, but I'm gonna do it.

My heart just already ticked up, didn't it?

Bury it?

But why don't we talk about your life?

So you attended LaGuardia High School in New York?

A k a.

The fame high school.

Right?

Correct.

Did you, by any chance watch the movie before going there?

Why do you seem so hostile?

Are you like playing a part is like a hostile interrogator.

I am the interrogator.

Okay?

Yes, I did watch the movement.

Did you watch the 2009 remain?

No.

Why not?

I didn't I wasn't interested.

Did you ever lose a role to this fellow LaGuardia alone?

Sarah Michelle Gellar?

I don't think so.

Only a casting director could tell you, but I don't think so.

I'm so nervous because in my heart races, I'm afraid it's gonna affect.

Okay, Maybe that's not what you can tell the blood.

For what?

I don't know.

It says here you were a waitress.

Briefly.

Is that correct?

Very briefly.

Is it true that you quit after just one day because you didn't know how to spell Parmesan?

That is correct.

Can you spell Parmesan now?

No, I can't pee.

A r arm M is John.

No, I can't.

I actually can't halfway.

Did you have a special way of handling customers that didn't tip?

Well, I wasn't there long enough to receive a tip.

I literally went home the same day I started.

Okay.

Would you consider yourself a good tipper?

Yes.

I'm a great tipper.

Always 20% usually Maur.

Isn't that true?

That's truthful.

You've previously spoken about your fear of clusters of small holes.

Is that something you're still afraid of?

Yes, I'm not interested in a It makes me nervous to talk about.

I don't like anything clustered.

Too close or nestled.

I don't like it.

Holes.

Oh, you're gonna show me a hole?

What about this cereal?

Could you eat?

This is just like a real honey wheel of What is it?

I don't like it.

I'm not interested in that.

Take it away.

So I don't puke on you.

What about this movie?

Did this movie make you nervous?

Why are you doing no This'll?

Is the movie holes?

No, The word doesn't bother me.

And I really like all those actors.

That's true.

No, not a lie.

I don't see any readout.

Oh, it will read crazy.

If it's a lie, let's move on to your career.

You've been collaborating with Ryan Murphy for almost 10 years.

Is that correct?

Correct.

I mean, I don't know if it's the exact year, but yeah, I'm gonna trust that you research that.

Do you think you're his favorite of all the American horror story cast members?

I don't I think his favorite is Jessica Lange.

Do you think this man is his least favorite?

I don't think he's mad at Evan.

I love Evan.

Miss Evans, could you name all of the eight seasons of American Horror Story in 10 seconds?

All of the eight seasons?

Meaning they're full titles.

Just the names, the names, OK, action.

A murder house, Asylum coven, Freak show Hotel Roanoke Cult.

Coppola's Apocalypse.

You did it.

I did it.

Not bad.

What about the other seven members of your oceans?

Eight crew.

Could you name them?

OK, action.

Sandy.

Kate.

Mindy.

Nora Aquafina, of of of of of, of me.

Um, Rihanna And halfway.

Is eight a recurring number in your life?

I don't think so.

Be honest.

Are you a part of the Illuminati?

No.

Are you in the Illuminati?

You're very angry person.

You ask a lot of questions with a lot of anger in your voice.

I just want you to know that doesn't make a person entirely comfortable Making people comfortable isn't my job.

You took part in a jewelry heist in oceans aid.

Never stolen anything in real life.

Yes.

Oh, to tell.

Can't I plead the fifth?

What was it I stole?

I stole a lot of candy when I was a kid from the local store.

Apologized Bury that?

Yeah, I'm gonna plead the fifth.

But there was another larger steel.

It's embarrassing to talk about.

I was very young.

Took too old to have done it.

But But young And you portrayed Marcia Clark in American Crime Story, right?

Yes.

And I heard you wore her perfume while playing the role.

Yes.

Did you like the smell of that perfume?

No, it's stunk.

It stunk so bad.

It was like the bottom of a pond.

Like like a second moss peat moss.

Marcia didn't like my saying that because it made it seem like she was stinky at that time.

But she wasn't stinky at that time.

The perfume in turn, because I bought it on eBay, so she didn't smell back then.

It probably smelled good and fresh, but when I ward, it's melting.

Okay, let's move on to pop culture.

Uh, you've talked about your allegiance to the real housewives.

Syria?

Yes.

You're gonna make me pick a favorite with Bethany Frankel not returning for this season of New York.

Do you think the show will survive without her?

I think the star of the Beverly Hills.

I'm sorry, bringer.

I think the star of the real housewives is the franchise itself.

So I think it will survive without her.

Yes.

Although I personally will miss her.

I'd like them to bring back Jules Aaron, though personally.

Will you miss Lisa Vanderpump?

Um you know, I don't want I don't want her coming after me on Twitter, but I won't.

I won't miss her.

Almost the dynamic she brings to the group, which is, you know, the fear of God.

She instils in everyone.

But But no, I won't miss her.

I met her once at a party.

She wasn't that nice to me.

I'm gonna get in trouble for that.

She wasn't that nice.

If your acting career wherever to plateau, would you join the cast of Real Housewives?

Yes.

Which one?

The New York New York is my number one.

It's my O G.

As the kids say.

Have you ever considered what you're tagline would be?

Um, probably what my tagline is on Twitter to just always hungry.

I have an actress after you've been best friends with Amanda Peet for over 20 years.

Is that correct?

Correct.

That's no, that's grand.

There she is, you guys and she's married to game of Thrones.

Co creator David Benioff.

Yes.

Did you ever ask her to help get you a role on game of Thrones?

Know?

Did you know what would happen before the final season aired?

No, they wouldn't tell me.

And also, I didn't want to know because I'm such a rabid fan.

It was like I didn't want it to be ruined for me.

Should a woman have been chosen for the iron throne?

Um, I don't know.

I'm happy with how it ended.

I just wish it hadn't ended.

Is that a lie?

She has not lied this entire session so far.

Told no fibs.

Kids.

No lying happening.

He also mentioned you became friends with Briana during the filming of Oceans eight.

Right.

Well, I mean, like, yes, she's been nice to me.

I have her phone number.

I think she's changed it recently.

Local.

She hasn't texted me back, so you don't still keep in touch?

Um, well, I just interviewed her for interview magazine.

So we had a nice phone call.

Yeah.

She ever come to you for relationship advice?

No.

What about acting advice?

No.

Do you wish you would know?

No, I look at her umbrella.

Ella, I love her.

At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch, You know, you didn't ask me anything scary.

You guys suck.

Basically, you're gonna come up with something that would have really put me on the spot.

But you didn't.

Have you ever committed murder?

Yes.

Yes, I've committed several murders.

Is there movement that indicates that that's a lie?

I think the machine knew that you were making a joke.

This is a fake lie detector test.

You guys, I lied 30 times during this.

F y I That's, uh that's your first lie.

You were being truthful.

Until then, you could tell.