it's Michael Kosta in one of my six homes!

The stock market is a blood bath right now.

Who's running this thing, John Wick?

But I've got some hot tips for how you,

the average American, can make some big bucks

in this brutal market.

Step one: Is there a senate seat available in your state?

Go for it.

I mean, this guy became a senator.

How hard can it be?

Step two: now that you're a senator,

go to your classified briefings.

Top secret information is top dollar information.

You know what I mean?

I mean what are they gonna do, arrest a senator?

That's it, that's really how simple it is.

Thanks for watching Michael Kosta, Trading Insider.

Michael Kosta has been banned from trading

on all financial markets.

His tips should not be construed as legal advice.

Do not follow his advice.