Thank you for having me.

You're covered up tonight.

Last time you were on the show, you know, if they're wearing a plunging neckline, the giant man boobs were out.

I wasn't sure, you know, I thought, you know, you thought you can't compete with Pam Anderson.

You know, close second.

My friend told me, you know, it's like it was bigger than me.

All right, Now it is.

What?

We have you on the show tonight for a purpose, my friend.

Uh, which is that?

It's Valentine's Day on Sunday, and we thought who could give better Valentine's Day tips than Fabio?

Okay, E, I love with confidence.

Okay, here we go.

All right.

See, I am Fabio.

I will know what we owe.

No one will question Fabio about you say it was many times as I can in this interview.

So where you want to do?

Okay, let's say you're wanting dollars to those five senses.

Five senses.

Yes.

So you want to cook for your girlfriend?

Very romantic dinner.

Okay.

No home delivery.

Just hang for a wave.

Can the microwave honest, Nice.

Nice home.

Ill.

Okay.

And candlelight and everything.

And I brought you a Valentine present off course.

You know, I can't believe it's not butter thief.

That secret that was the lowest is the secret, Claudio.

In five and 1/2 years on the air, that was the lowest.

And I'm holding it up.

Oops, I dropped it.

Um, after that you cook a dinner.

Candlelight dinner?

Yes.

Put some nice romantic music in the background.

Right?

Massage.

Wait.

What?

You're massaging her just before the meal or after it or not?

This after the meal after the Jews, I can't believe that we owe, you know, Right, Right.

Um, after their you know, bubble bath, you still can't believe it's not butter.

It's been years.

Believe it.

Believe it.

Are you starting to think it's possible that it's butter starting to think?

Maybe it's so good you can't tell the difference.

What if I produce some scientists who could tell you it's not butter?

OK, alright, Eh?

So that after that, you know the nice bubble bath, but Hubble battle bath?

Yeah, you know, women love bubble bath and you get in the bubble bath with the woman with the woman.

So you move to the bedroom from the fireplace But you're covered with bubbles at this point.

No, no.

You get dry and everything, you move into the room.

Okay?

You just kind of slip into the room right up into the room.

Okay?

And you can star acting some bet night story, like acting a bed, night story way a little red riding hood and the bed.

Worf.

So now I'm just curious.

Which one are you Wear?

The big bad wolf aren't too, you rascal.

Uh, you, uh What's your very successful with women, Fabio?

That's why I adore you.

Uh, I looked up to You're my role model.

Um, What is it?

What's the longest you've gone without having a date?

Do you think?

Like in the last year to like, what's the longest Fabio goes?

Because that is your name.

Fabio.

What is the longest?

Fabio.

What is the longest that you go without a date?

The longest that within the last year?

Yeah.

Mmm ah.

But two weeks, two weeks now.

You just tearing your hair out when Fabio was with that?

What has happened?

What's gone wrong?

How is the system?

Failed when two weeks go by and Fabio has not been with a woman was a tough time in my life.

Coma?

Yeah, right.

Diploma.

And actually, the coma lasted three weeks.

Yeah, I heard a nurse came in.

Now, last time Fabio was on the show.

People love to hear about the backstage stories.

Uh, the show is over, and we're walking out, and Fabio puts his arm around me, and he says, Conan, you must come out to L.

A and come see my apartment.

It's got the most amazing stereo.

Now, you apparently have a legendary stereo system.

Tell us about the stereo.

Well, you know, the speakers, they're so big that will blow your clothes off.

Huge.

Why do you want me to see the speakers?

Thank thanks.

That makes it better.

You want?

No, no.

I just want to see your girlfriend naked.

I meant no harm.

Uh, what, are they really that powerful?

How big of these speakers?

About nine and 1/2 feet tall.

That's crazy.

You live in the speaker?

I You know I love music.

Yeah, I just love music, You know?

It's like that's is one of my hobbies.

How powerful are they?

Very powerful.

And what kind of music do you listen to on them.

Um, classic rock.

Um, modern dress.

Uh, new age music?

Yes.

That's really good on you.

Crank it up.

You want to really hear the bass on the new ways on the new music?

Funky bass.

Uh, you, um I gotta ask you about your book.

You wrote a book called Champion.

Now tell us what?

What's the process of writing the book?

Well, is that you on the cover?

I guess it is.

Those.

That's what I was talking about earlier.

Get a shot of the man boob right there.

That is, um What?

It's very simple.

I come out with all the plants and ideas and I have a ghost rider with us.

The ghost writer, okay.

And how involved were you with the ghost writer?

I love America.

You don't know what the hell you don't know in the world, you haven't read this book, Have you?

Character in here, Ignatius?

Who's Ignatius?