- Hey everybody, it's Michael Kosta.

- And I'm Roy Wood Jr., what is up with your hair, bro?

- Some people have bed head, this is quarantine head.

Have you filled out your bracket yet?

- March Madness is canceled,

what bracket are you talking about?

- The only bracket in town, dude,

basketball March Madness is canceled,

but Trump's Best Words.

Had 64, 2 million people voted it down to 32,

first word this round, stankchuary versus the United Shaysh.

- The state of California passed an outrageous law

declaring their whole state

to be a stankchuary for criminal.

And God bless the United Shaysh.

Thank you very much.

- Oh my God, did you see that?

His mouth almost fell out, shaysh.

- United Shaysh.

Let's check out another matchup,

how 'bout slock rocket versus the oranges.

- You know, we just started another slock rocket,

you saw that, right?

The stock market.

I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges,

the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings.

- Imma go oranges.

- All right, Roy's goin' oranges,

I'm gonna slock rocket,

but mostly because this week I've been watching

most of my retirement fund disintegrate.

- I'm go to dailyshowbracket.com and vote for these,

I know you at home, you aint got nothin' to do.

- Yeah, hey, don't tell anybody Roy,

I haven't showered in like six or seven days.

Who cares?

- Social distancin'.

- Woo.

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