Name: StephenのオーディエンスQ&A。なぜ口ひげを生やさないのですか？ (Stephen's Audience Q&A: Why Don't You Grow a Mustache?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:46:53.000Z
Duration: 5 min 32 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE TAPING, I COME OUT HERE

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AND IT'S SO TRUE WHAT THEY SAY: THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS.

AND WE RECORD ALL OF THAT AND SHOW THEM TO YOU.

I HAVE GROWN A MUSTACHE AND A BEARD TWICE-- NOT LIKE THAT, NO.

I HAVE GROWN WHAT PEOPLE CALL THE COL-BEARD.

I'M ACTUALLY GRAY UP IN HERE, BUT MY BEARD COMES OUT SNOW

WHITE, AND IT REALLY MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I DYE MY HAIR, SO I

(  LAUGHTER  ) I SAW YOU FIRST, YOUNG LADY.

SHE'S GOING TO TELL MY WIFE I SAID THAT AND IT'S JUST ALL

I'LL TELL YOU THE FIRST POEM I SENT TO MY WIFE WHEN WE WERE

I WANTED HER TO KNOW THAT I LIKED HER, AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW

TO TELL HER THEY LIKED HER, THEY FOUND HER ATTRACTIVE, AND WE HAD

BEEN TALKING THE FIRST TIME WE EVER MET ABOUT E.E. CUMMINGS.

I SAID, "REALLY LIKE CUMMING'S POEM" MR. YOUS "P" AND THE POEM

GOES, MR. YOUS NEEDN'T BE SO SPRY, EACH TO HIS TASTE, BUT AS

I'LL TAKE THE HE-MAN SOLID BLISS FOR YOUS IDEAS I'LL MATCH YOUS.

A PRETTY GIRL WHO NAKED IS WILL MATCH A MILLION STATUES.

AND WE'RE MARRIED AND WE HAVE KIDS AND EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

AND I FOUND OUT AFTER WE WERE MARRIED, SHE NEVER LOOKED IT UP.

HOW ABOUT THE YOUNG LADY RIGHT THERE IN THE SECOND ROW?

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, I WANTED TO BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST.

I WANTED TO BE JACQUES COUSTEAU, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

>> AND STOPPED WANT AGO I DIDN'T STOP WANTING TO BUT I GAVE UP ON

THAT WHEN I LOST MY EARDRUM IN THIS EAR BECAUSE I'M NOT

AND I SAID, "I GUESS I'LL GO INTO IMPROV COMEDY AND HOST 'THE

WOULD I BE ON HIS TICKET AS VICE PRESIDENT?

(  LAUGHTER  ) YES, MA'AM, DOWN THERE, YEAH.

IT DONALD TRUMP WANTED TO BE ON THE SHOW?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT

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StephenのオーディエンスQ&A。なぜ口ひげを生やさないのですか？ (Stephen's Audience Q&A: Why Don't You Grow a Mustache?)

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