Name: ナス農家は作物を性的にするのをやめてほしいと思っている - CONAN (コナン) on TBS (Eggplant Farmers Want You To Stop Sexualizing Their Crop - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:44:08.000Z
Duration: 3 min 20 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Vermont is debating a bill that would allow Emojis to appear on license plates.

Andy, can you imagine if we allowed emojis on California license plates?

Yeah, Beverly Hills doctor might have this on his car.

Or you might see this on a Lamborghini sports car.

I'm Grant Frasier from the National Eggplant Growers Association.

And you just used an eggplant emoji as a symbol for a Penis.

Combined, everybody uses the eggplant to symbolize a Penis.

On behalf of America's eggplant farmers, please limit your use of the eggplant emoji to convey interest in the buying, selling, cultivating, cooking or eating of actual eggplants.

Anything else and you're hurting farmers away, but okay.

Can't you at least see why people use the eggplant Emoji?

Eggplants don't have two plums growing under them.

Well, okay, but if you're gonna be literal.

Eggplants are of food, people on amazing food.

A night plant starts out as a tiny seed that's plunged into a mound of moist, fertile soil.

Before you know it, it's growing larger and turning more purple.

And one day you're looking out over your patch and you see a nice one in your save yourself, man, I would love to have that inside me.

So yeah, so you grip it and you pull it and you're taking inside and you stick it in a warm oven.

And when the time is right, by God, you pull it out of the oven and into your eager mouth.

When I ask you, does that sound like a Penis to you Waiting a mount Fertile Growing more purple inside me Warm off, eager mouth.

I don't I don't care if it makes the show unwatchable.

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ナス農家は作物を性的にするのをやめてほしいと思っている - CONAN (コナン) on TBS (Eggplant Farmers Want You To Stop Sexualizing Their Crop - CONAN on TBS)

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