I'm Gav. D: I'm Dan. G: We're the Slow Mo Guys,

and yes, it is that time of year again.

We've got another 6ft...

giant red balloon here. D: Classic.

Done a few of those, haven't we? G: Yeah, we have.

D: Done you jumping on a big balloon full of water... G: On it.

D: Me *in* a big balloon full of water... G: In it.

D: Me in a big balloon full of air... G: In it.

D: So, what's next?

G: Under it.

D: Under it? G: I think under it.

So we've got this trampoline,

and we'll put this on you and start to fill it with water until it...

either pops...

or you get crushed... to death.

D: Brilliant. I know which one's best. G: Yep.

D: I like your idea of...

me being crushed to death is being made more comfortable,

by being on a trampoline.

G: Yeah! It's softer- D: "Ah, you'll be fine!" G: Softer than the ground.

And also...

the water won't pool around you when it pops; it'll just go straight through.

D: Considerate.

G: It's very considerate.

This is the first in a series of videos that I'm gonna call...

Giant Balloon June.

*applause* G: Which...

Honestly, I'm quite proud of that name. D: Well done. (×2)

G: So, we'll be just doing Giant Balloon videos in June.

We'll try and get a few of them out,

and uh...

Let's start with this one.

D: Alright. G: Off we go!

CUE THE SUN!

D: I'm excited to be doing another water balloon video actually.

G: Yeah!

D: It's just like this is bringing back old memories.

G: We're experts at this, aren't we?

D: Pretty good.

G: We're moistening down the trampoline just to get the black...

material

cooler, because it's been absorbing heat all morning.

Okay, so position the balloon.

On yourself.

D: Just on my crotchal region?

G: *snickers* It's just so ridiculous. Alright, here we go.

D: The thing is, I'm not even gonna be getting the benefit of the water because I'm not gonna be in the water.

That's already heavy. G: Is it?

D: Yeah.

Ahh...

Gettin' a really good shot of my double chin here.

G: Well, the beard covers it.

Dunnit?

D: Not the comfiest thing in the world.

G: No? D: No.

Don't think it would be a good fashion accessory.

It's all gonna glob over the side of me soon.

I think I'm stuck now...

*Laughs*

That's it.

G: It looks like you've got a big bean.

*More laughter*

D: Does it look comfy?

G: It looks quite nice, is it cool?

D: Yea.

G: It's cool without being wet.

G: I reckon I'm hotter than you are.

D: You probably are.

*Slap/Laser sounds*

D: Sounds like laser fire.

*One last slap*

G: Had to get a higher angle on the Phantom because you're sinking so much.

*Laughs even more*

D: Do you think people weigh this much, like how much does this weigh?

G: Yeah, people weigh way more than that.

D: How much is the heaviest person?

G: Over 1000 pounds. (says casually)

D: No.

G: Yea.

D: A thousand pounds?

G: Think so.

D: What's that? 500 kilos?

I'm-a try to move my legs.

G: Alright. D: You ready?

G: Yeah. D: Alright.

*Dan grunting and trying*

*Gavin laughs*

D: I almost pooped myself there.

Hang on, let me try again.

*Dan grunting and Gavin laughing*

*fart*

Oh, I just farted.

Oh god, I've just- Gav, did you hear that?

G: Yea.

*Laugh*

G: That was awful!

*Gavin laughing*

G: You overexerted yourself!

D: I almost had a hernia.

*Gavin laughing*

Ha, ha, ha. Flippin' heck

G: What is this video? I don't know.

It's not-

This isn't-

D: "Man prolapses trying to get out from under a big balloon."

G: God, it's gotta be putting tremendous strain on the springs at this point.

Should we have safety goggles, do you think?

D: What for?

G: Eyes!

D: Right, if you left me here, and just turn the hose off,

I'd starve to death.

*Laughs*

D: I'll be it.

G: Oh dear.

D: Oh bugger. G: What?

D: I'm getting pins and needles in my feet.

It's like cutting of the blood circulation to my leg.

G: Were gonna have to amputate.

D: This is definitely one of those moments in my life where I'm like how did I find myself in this situation.

I might take those goggles, you know.

G: Yeah? D: Yeah.

I think I much preferred being in it.

Because it's over my knees, yeah.

G: Yeah?

D: It's like bending my knees backward the wrong way.

Because, Oh.

Because- because the trampoline does that.

My legs are like that and the balloon pressed on it.

Which means that my legs are like being bent backwards.

Ooh!

G: SPF 30. D: Oh nice.

I can't get them now!

*Gavin and Meg(?) in the background laughing*

*Dan grunting*

G: I think we've got to call this one. D: Oh!

G: Um...

Crushed by a 6ft Water Balloon.

D: Oh, haha, flip.

G: You look like some- You look like a Mr. Men.

*Laugh*

G: Wi- which miste- Which one of the Mr. Men? Was it red circle?

D: Ahh... Mr. Amputate my leg.

Agghh...

G: It's so big now.

D: The thing is that I can't even readjust it.

*Laughs*

Ah!

*Dan in pain*

Oh my leg!

It's like twisted!

Can you itch my foot?

G: Ah.. Yeah.

D: Ah. Oh! To the left.

G: Ah come on now.

D: Oh yeah, that's it. There you go.

G: Alright you're ditching them.

D: They just annoying me.

If i get my eyes taken out by a balloon, I want some sort of compensation.

G: From me? D: Uh.. Yeah.

You've got the good ones on!

G: Oh yeah! D: You've got the good ones!

You don't even- What are you wearing it for?

G: No, I'm not wearing it for the balloon, I'm wearing it for the springs flying up here.

D: The springs, we've got it.

Might have to pop it soon.

G: Yeah?

Just for- Just for your own safety?

D: Yeah, just my leg, i don't want an amputated left leg.

*Dan trying his hardest to move the water balloon*

*Grunting*

*Trying again...*

*Again...*

D: I'm done. G: You done?

D: My leg needs- It's gonna come off any minute.

G: Alright, I- I'll get you out.

D: Show me how you want me to do it.

Right Here? G: Yup.

D: Yeah? G: Yup.

D: Right Here? G: Yup.

D: Yeah? G: Yup.

D: Ahhh!

Oh!

*Laughs*

D: Oh! G: How was that?

D: I felt like I was drowning for a second there.

Because it pops and the water went only-

It went like..

*drowning noises*

G: Thoughts?

Hang on, let me just stand up.

Oooohhh!

Oh my god that left leg.

Oh!

Huh, huh.

*Gavin laughing*

G: It gave you jelly legs!

D: It did.

Hang on. Agghh..

Just letting the blood.. flush back into my legs.

G: We almost- You almost lost a leg! From a balloon.

*Dan in pain*

The things you go trough for this channel.

Commendable.

You know what, p-pe- people take their first step after spending like a year in space?

D: Like Bambi.

G: Yeah.

D: Okay, uh.. I think i'm good.

G: You could stand again.

D: Oh, just about.

G: I've never seen jelly legs like that, you know you see like marathon runners get that?

D: Yeah, like Bambi legs.

I've had nothing there.

G: God, I wonder how, how far away we were from some permanent damage?

D: Well it's like your ball, when that got twisted around it's own blood supply and it got cut off.

Except it was the entirety of my lower leg. That I couldn't feel anymore.

G: Brutal, this is water, as well.

D:Oh, It's because the trampoline it actually made it worse. Because I was,

Like my leg was bent under the, under the weight like that, so it was getting the wrong way.

G: You could never just underestimate the weight of water. If that was dropped,

from above on to your head, it'll be like getting it by a brick.

D: Kill me. G: You would absolutely be killed.

D: Yeah.

G: Well, that was enjoyable.

D: For you yeah. G: Yeah! Well..

..yeah D: Hopefully for them, too.

G: Hopefully for the audience, as well.

D: Cheers. G: And uh..

We'll have to crack on with another one now.

D: Tune in again for..

Balloon.. June.. G: Big old Balloon June.

D: Next week. G: Next week.

G: A new video, a new big a balloon.

D: Oh god, everything get crushed again.

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G: If Dan sees you wearing that merch,

He will buy you a drink.

D: Probaby. G: See ya next week.