Name: トランプ氏の国境の壁対風、米国の寿命延長＆偽装逮捕｜ザ・デイリーショー (Trump’s Border Wall vs. Wind, U.S. Life Expectancy Increase & A Counterfeit Bust | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T09:43:13.000Z
Duration: 4 min 34 s
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first of all, congratulations on being basic,

and second, here's some good news for you.

Some good news this morning. Americans' life expectancy

has increased for the first time in four years.

It shows life expectancy rose slightly in 2018

Big shout-out to Betty White for bumping up the average.

But... but, you know what, it's weird that life expectancy

Like, it feels like we're giving human beings expiration dates

I mean, some people are milk, but not most of us, you know?

Here's the... here's the problem, though.

because they make you think everybody's getting

'Cause on average, yes, life expectancy is higher.

But if you're in the swamps wrangling alligators,

Honestly, if you ask me, I think scientists should lie

'Cause when you tell the truth, that we're supposed to reach 78,

Then if we don't reach 78, it feels like we failed.

People would be like, "My granddad died."

President Trump has been rushing to build 450 miles of his big,

But maybe instead of getting it done fast,

he should concentrate on getting it done right.

President Trump said the Mexican border wall

Well, now wind is being blamed for knocking part of it over.

Panels from the border wall fell over in Mexicali

The panels fell onto trees on the Mexico side of the border.

the section had recently been set in concrete.

It's not clear if Mexico will pay for the clear-up.

That is really insane. Parts of the border wall

when you build something without Mexicans, Donald!

and teach these walls how to handle the wind.

Because if there's one thing Trump knows,

-(laughter, groans) -I mean, seriously...

it can't be that hard to keep a wall upright, you know?

they can just use that gel that Don Jr. puts in his hair.

this is only because that specific part of the wall

wasn't finished being built yet, but that's still on Trump.

He would have known that this could happen,

but he never finished reading "The Three Little Pigs." Yeah.

(like Trump): It's one of the longest novels

It's a state most famous for boring things,

But now they're trying to shake off that boring reputation,

Nearly a million dollars in counterfeit dollar bills--

Federal authorities along the Canadian border

packed with nearly a million dollars in counterfeit bills,

Authorities tonight say they came from China.

Cops in Minnesota discovered a million dollars' worth

because the counterfeiters used the wrong Washington.

(like Denzel Washington): Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! My man!

Here's my question, though. Honest question.

Why are you counterfeiting one dollar bills?

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