Before I putmynewskillsagainstMalaysia's auntiesinthecookingcompetitioninKualaLumpur, I'm flying 1000 milestoMalaysianBorneotogetmyfirsttasteoftheregion's mostfamousandextraordinarydelicacy.
I feelslightlyfrustratedthat I'd becookingforover 20 years.
I'veneverhad a realtasteof a popofBird's nest, lotsoffake, sortofglassnoodlebusinesssuit, but I can't waittoreallysortof.
I understandwhatittakesofffreshand I wasdrivefromtheairport.
I'm meetingmyguidetogetmetothenest.
Hey, areyougood?
Fine.
Alanis a memberoftheremoteideaintribewhoharvestthenest.
Mostofthetribe, includingEllen, havemovedawayfromtheeraforturningfortheharvestfor a fewweekseachyearafterthebirdshaveflownthenest.
I have a season.
Wecomefromourfirstvillage.
Thenwecomingheretodohavethegoodness.
SoyouhavetotoHolmes.
Yes, butlike a lotofpeopledoinEngland, I haveoneinthecentralLondonandoneoftheSouthCoast.