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The coronavirus is not just making people sick,
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it's also making people stupid.
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And the misinformation going around online
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is even more viral than the disease.
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With coronavirus spreading rapidly around China
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and parts of the world, social media companies
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are now faced with another problem:
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misinformation.
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Fake alerts suggesting that Chinese Red Bull,
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fortune cookies or mi goreng noodles
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could give you coronavirus-- all of those fake.
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One false claim said that drinking bleach
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could cure the virus.
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...eating garlic, rinsing your nose with saline
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or putting on sesame oil help prevent the virus.
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Really? Some people think eating garlic and sesame oil
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will prevent the disease?
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If that was true, no Chinese person would have it, okay?
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-(laughter) -That's not a treatment for us.
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That's breakfast.
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It's like if a pandemic broke out in Rome, and they were like,
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(Italian accent): "Don't-a worry,
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"you can't get the disease as long as you eat-a
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-plenty of ravioli." -(laughter)
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And obviously, drinking bleach isn't gonna cure the virus.
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It's just gonna get the stains out, you idiots.
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(laughter)
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And the coronavirus isn't just creating misinformation.
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It's also creating a lot of stupid-ass racism.
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The coronavirus outbreak has led to complaints
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about a rise in anti-Chinese sentiment around the world.
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In France, for example, a regional newspaper
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has had to apologize for this headline
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that used the phrase, "yellow alert,"
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while scenes like this one you're about to see here
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are widespread of people appearing to cover their face
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just because they're sitting next to someone who's Asian.
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CNBC is reporting that Lyft and Uber drivers
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are refusing to pick up passengers
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with Asian-sounding last names out of fear of the coronavirus,
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saying it isn't safe to pick up those riders.
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Okay, wait. So Uber drivers aren't picking up passengers
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with Asian-sounding names
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because they're afraid of the coronavirus?
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Yo, if anyone's taking a health risk in an Uber,
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-it's me, okay? -(laughter)
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Getting in the backseat of your Nissan Sentra?
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Yo, this one time I was in an Uber pool
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with the monkey that started Ebola.
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-(laughter) -That was crazy!
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I mean, he lived all the way on the other side of town.
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Also, it must be tough for racist drivers
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who discriminate based on Asian-sounding last names,
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'cause they'll be like, "Robert E. Lee?
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Nah, I can't risk it. Mm-mm."
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-(laughter) -The point is, we got stop thinking of this
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as an Asian virus, okay?
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Yes, it started in Asia, but any human can spread it.
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So if you're gonna be a dick about it,
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you got to avoid all people, okay?
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That's why I spent the weekend at a Tom Steyer rally.
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-(laughter) -He didn't...
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even he didn't show up.
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But what's really stupid is people who seem to care less
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about the health crisis
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and more about when they're gonna get their stuff.
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NEWSWOMAN: Tesla tanking? It was announced
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that its Model 3 shipments for February would be delayed
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due to its Shanghai factory being shut down
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and the coronavirus fears.
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75% of hockey sticks used in the NHL
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are made in China.
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Those factories have stopped production
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to slow the spread of the virus.
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The coronavirus could slow shipments of the iPhone.
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Many of the phones, along with Apple's iPad,
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are shipped from China's Wuhan area.
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Consumers could see a delay of one to two weeks
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in getting their phones if the virus isn't contained soon.
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(sighs): Oh, no. You're gonna have to wait ten extra days
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to get your iPhone.
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I'm sorry all these people dying is making it harder for you
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to take night shots of your dog.
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And so what if your Tesla's delayed?
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Just take a Uber this week, okay?
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Unless you're Asian, in which case you're shit out of luck.
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Okay? I mean, have fun going alone to the airport,
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-Ebola monkey. -(laughter)
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Wow, Ronny, I'm not gonna lie, this seems to be a real problem.
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Yeah, I know. Why is the Ebola monkey even flying?
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Like, where is he going? He's not wearing a mask.
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It's like he doesn't give a (bleep).
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No, no, no, no, I...
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I mean, you don't seem to be worried
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about the disease itself.
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Is there any reason people should be concerned?
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Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Of-of course.
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I mean, it's a serious illness, and it's a serious problem.
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But in the United States, there's only 13 confirmed cases.
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Okay? The greater danger here is the stupid racism.
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There's no reason to be weird around Asian people.
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Right, I guess yeah, because statistically,
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-they probably don't have the virus. -Exactly.
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Don't stereotype Asian people.
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Also, there's a good chance they're a doctor,
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so they can help you out if you are worried, okay?