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- Maybe topless today, if you're wearing something,
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please, get naked. (chuckling)
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All right, that goes for you too ladies.
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- No.
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- All right we come back from commercial
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and see if they listen.
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- If you're a 16 year old kid
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and you have sex with your best friend's mom,
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you usually get high fives, okay?
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(gasps) - Oh my Goodness.
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- No let me just finish, let me just finish okay,
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she's not that attractive so - oh my God even worst.
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- You might not have, you know, that kind of reception, but.
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- She is--
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- By the way - And how well
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could she be eating, she needs to drop a few.
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(gasping)
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I mean I'm telling you that like
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- You did not say that - No listen
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- Come on over and make my dinner, will ya.
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- Absolutely, I'll jam some stuffing.
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- And there goes Brian, there, he's going down,
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Brian's going down!
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Brian oh, Heraldo, Heraldo.
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- But I think that what a woman brings to a marriage,
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more than anything else to a relationship,
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is her youth, her youth is a fragile,
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and diminishing resource.
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- This is my move, I'm going to stand.
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- Oh gosh. (laughing)
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Very slow, just like this.
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- Here we go. (slow clapping)
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(all laughing)
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- And you know, you walk by, and just the clapping
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and I would say the success rate
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is about 90% you get a smile.
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- And our final contestant is Paige, oof.
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All right. - (chuckles) my.
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- I like the thought of friending her.
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(laughing)
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- What do you think about this?
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- I think.
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(laughing)
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Steve!
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- I like the sleeves,
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I don't wanna wear long sleeves every single day.
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- I long their proponent of deltoid exposure.
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- Deltoid?
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- Yes, and that's what - is that the hairline?
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- Yeah this like, see you got the V.
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(women laughing)
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(shushing) - keep going.
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- Chicks, sh.
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(upbeat music)