字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Today, we are going to show you some cool-ass ways to open beer! My feet are fucking killing me! How do y'all walk in this shit, goddammit? This your finger, using the lighter underneath the cap, going down, okay? So I have the lighter underneath the cap, see that? - [Bao] Oh, nice! - Go! - Ow! I almost got it, I almost got it. It hurts my fingers! Ow! Ow, it hurts! - Bao, your turn, okay? - Oh no. - You're the first intern ever on this show. - Oh cool, perfect. Okay. - Uh huh. (Skyy laughs) - Boom! - High-heeled shoes, okay homeboy? Get underneath there again. (cap hisses and pops off) - Uh, it still hurts! (Skyy laughs) (Skyy laughs) - Why? - Failure! Bao, your turn. (Skyy laughing) You can do the hammer this way, okay? Look at that. Right. Just go straight down. (bottle cap pops off) - What the fuck? - I can do that. Oops, fuck. - [Skyy] One more time, one more time, one more time! No, don't break the bottle! - [Bao] Yay! - Without cutting yourself. Dude, ain't no worker's comp. (group cheers) - Yes! - Did you crack the bottle though? Yes he did! - It's okay. They wouldn't have known. - Oh you cut yourself! - Grab your bottle firmly. Make sure that this bottle cap here is pressing against that cap, got it? (Chelsea cheers) - Fuck! - You opened the wrong one! Oh, Jesus Christ! (Chelsea screams) Sweet God of mercy girl! Okay, okay, okay, are you okay? - I'm fine. Can I open beers? Probably not. But I'm fine. - Okay, okay, okay. - Okay. So. (group laughs) - Go ahead, okay! Dude you only got one hand! Please do not fuck up your good hand. - So it's resting on top? - Right. - And then you slam it. - And then I slam it. - Oh Jesus Christ! You scare me man. (group laughs) - He's not giving it full force. - I'm not. - It's scary. - Sweet Jesus Lord. - My hands are so small! Okay, alright, okay. (Skyy screams) - Can't help it! - Okay, so I take my bottle, get the lip right there on the edge. (bottle cap pops off) - Just hit it? - Yea. - Oh no! (Skyy laughs) - Okay. - Okay, okay, Jesus Christ. (bottle cap pops off) - [Bao] What the fuck? (group laughs) - Cool! - [Skyy] On your beer bottle there's a line. And you just slide your machete right up that line to the top. When you go through with it, you're not swinging it, okay? You're going straight through like that, okay? So you're going towards the heavens, alright? - Okay. - So slide back Chels. Okay? (bottle cap pops off) - [Bao] What the fuck did you just do? - Did you see that? - [Bao] Yea. - Go! Go! Oh shit, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Bao's turn! Bao, come on. Go straight up. - [Chelsea] go through with is though, through with it. - [Skyy] Go. (group cheers) Oh shit! God bless America! How did he fucking do that? Axe is the same principle, okay? Straight up. And this one easier 'cause you have more control with this, okay? (bottle cap pops off) - [Bao] Yay! - On the line, ready? Go. (bottle cap pops off) (Skyy cheers) - Oh! That'll fuck you up, but it's good. (Axe hits the bottle) (bottle cap pops off) - [Skyy] Oh man, his nice and neat. He got a nice, neat form. Well done son. You're the son I never had. The Asian son I never had. (Skyy laughs) Okay, that's right. All you Asian girls that I hooked up with, you been lucky. 'Cause this one be it right here. (Skyy laughs) - [Voiceover] Today we're making Night Night Daddy, based on the movie Sinister Two. - [Voiceover] Exactly! - Could you live in a house that someone died in? - No! Fuck no! I'm sure I have, I lived in Hollywood for six years, and shit goes down there. I'm sure my place was haunted.