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  • - [Host] Would you answer personal questions from your dad

  • while hooked up to a polygraph machine?

  • - Have you sexted anyone in the last month?

  • (laughs)

  • You know that goes everywhere.

  • - [Host] Welcome to Fess Up.

  • Answer truthfully and win cash.

  • How close would you say you two are?

  • - I work for him, well I don't work for him.

  • - For my company, that I own.

  • She works for me.

  • - [Host] You'll notice to your right, there is a man.

  • - I'm Herb Ravine, I'm a polygraph examiner.

  • - Can we try to fool it.

  • - [Host] I don't know Herb, what do you think about that?

  • - Give it a shot.

  • - [Host] Well today, your dad can tell the truth

  • for all these questions, Madison you get $200.

  • - [Craig] All of them?

  • I mean this can't get us in trouble for like legally?

  • Anything I say. - [Host] I can't promise that.

  • All right, lets' begin round one.

  • (bell dings)

  • - Have you ever been attracted to one of my friends?

  • (laughs)

  • - Well I have to say the truth?

  • - Yes.

  • - Oh fuck, yes.

  • - (laughs)

  • - Yes, I mean she's gorgeous.

  • - What friend?

  • - *****

  • - *****

  • - He is telling the truth.

  • (bell dings)

  • - I mean she's gorgeous.

  • - So yeah, so it's not my fault.

  • - [Host] Let's move on to question two then.

  • - That's only one question?

  • How many do we have?

  • - Have you done any illegal drugs in the last month?

  • - No.

  • - How 'bout the last three months?

  • Answer truth,

  • yes you have - Yes.

  • - Yes, okay.

  • - He is telling the truth.

  • (bell dings)

  • - Do you see why you're not a good influence on me

  • and why I fuck up all the time?

  • - Well I'm trying to show you.

  • - How to fuck up?

  • - What not to do.

  • (Host laughs)

  • - Okay, okay, solid.

  • Next one, have you ever done butt stuff?

  • - Yes,

  • who hasn't?

  • - He is telling the truth.

  • (bell dings)

  • - This man does like butt stuff.

  • - What kind of butt stuff have you done and with who?

  • - Well she's not gonna like it.

  • - So you're saying with mom?

  • - Well, I wasn't gonna say that, you shouldn't say it.

  • - (laughs) okay.

  • - [Host] You know what that means?

  • - I win the monies.

  • - [Host] You win $200.

  • (claps)

  • - I won the money.

  • - We split the money.

  • We split the money. - No that's not true.

  • (bell dings)

  • - Did you already win the money?

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Host] She tells the truth for all these questions

  • she earns another 200 dollars.

  • - What?

  • - [Host] Do you believe her that she can

  • tell the truth?

  • - Yes.

  • (laughs)

  • - [Host] Let's begin.

  • - Have you sexted anyone in the last month?

  • Well it's yes if you have to think.

  • - No, no, no I gotta.

  • - If I went longer, would you say yes?

  • - Yes.

  • - You know that goes everywhere.

  • - She is telling the truth.

  • (bell dings)

  • - Why don't you send nude pics?

  • - I send them to your mom all the time.

  • If she says she has to go to the bathroom,

  • she's not. - [Madison] Next question.

  • - That's not what she's doing.

  • - Next question.

  • - Do you shave your pubes?

  • (laughs)

  • - [Madison] Yes.

  • - [Craig] A lot of people trim.

  • - No, it's like a babies, like a baby.

  • - Oh no.

  • Well don't say baby.

  • (imitates baby)

  • Stop it.

  • That's disgusting.

  • - She uh, is telling the truth.

  • (bell dings)

  • (laughs)

  • - Do you got a, you got a little bush going on?

  • - Trim.

  • - [Madison] Trim, you trim them?

  • - Trim, I don't go to babies butt.

  • No.

  • - [Madison] Okay.

  • - Trim.

  • - All right what is that, next question?

  • (laughs)

  • - Have you ever stolen from me?

  • - Yes, of course.

  • - Well.

  • (laughs)

  • This is one you could try to fool the thing.

  • - No I'm not going to,

  • 'cause I want that money. - Fool yourself.

  • And then fool it.

  • - She is telling the truth.

  • (bell dings)

  • - About how much?

  • - I don't know.

  • - Over 5000?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Why am I smiling?

  • (laughs)

  • That's not fucking funny.

  • - [Host] You just won another 200 dollars.

  • (bell dings)

  • - Woo we win the money.

  • I win the money.

  • - [Host] If you don't want the Fess Up fun to stop,

  • we have one final round.

  • (bell dings)

  • And if you tell the truth on one final question

  • Madison has the chance to double her money.

  • - I'll take you to the casino if I win this money.

  • - Yes we will do it.

  • - I will take these

  • and I will replace it.

  • Herb let me know when you're ready.

  • - Oh no.

  • Have you ever had sex at work?

  • Which is my office.

  • - Yeah.

  • (laughs)

  • - Oral sex counts.

  • - No, no, no.

  • I've done some touching.

  • - What type of touching was going on

  • at work, at my office?

  • - Some butt touching.

  • - Butt touching?

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Host] Craig do you think she's telling the truth?

  • - I think she's telling the truth.

  • - Yeah, I haven't, I haven't.

  • - She is telling the truth.

  • (bell dings)

  • (clapping)

  • - Thank you.

  • (laughs)

  • - Have you had sex at the dealership?

  • - Yes.

  • - Where?

  • - The couch.

  • - What?

  • - Desk, kitchen, the boom boom room.

  • - Right that's enough.

  • - In a camper, that was on the back lot.

  • Your mum is a freak.

  • (laughs)

  • But I own it.

  • I can do it.

  • - There's the difference, there's the difference.

  • - Yeah, I can do it anywhere.

  • - Hey guys, it's Claire.

  • We have a new hiho original series

  • called No Whining,

  • and we're super excited about it.

  • But you can only watch it on Facebook Watch

  • and we want you to go watch it.

  • We're putting the hiho kids

  • in a bunch of weird adult situations

  • so it's really funny,

  • really weird,

  • go check out the link in the description box

  • to check out No Whining.

  • Thanks.

- [Host] Would you answer personal questions from your dad

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