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- [Host] Would you answer personal questions from your dad
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while hooked up to a polygraph machine?
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- Have you sexted anyone in the last month?
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(laughs)
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You know that goes everywhere.
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- [Host] Welcome to Fess Up.
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Answer truthfully and win cash.
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How close would you say you two are?
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- I work for him, well I don't work for him.
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- For my company, that I own.
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She works for me.
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- [Host] You'll notice to your right, there is a man.
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- I'm Herb Ravine, I'm a polygraph examiner.
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- Can we try to fool it.
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- [Host] I don't know Herb, what do you think about that?
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- Give it a shot.
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- [Host] Well today, your dad can tell the truth
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for all these questions, Madison you get $200.
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- [Craig] All of them?
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I mean this can't get us in trouble for like legally?
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Anything I say. - [Host] I can't promise that.
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All right, lets' begin round one.
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(bell dings)
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- Have you ever been attracted to one of my friends?
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(laughs)
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- Well I have to say the truth?
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- Yes.
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- Oh fuck, yes.
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- (laughs)
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- Yes, I mean she's gorgeous.
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- What friend?
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- *****
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- *****
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- He is telling the truth.
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(bell dings)
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- I mean she's gorgeous.
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- So yeah, so it's not my fault.
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- [Host] Let's move on to question two then.
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- That's only one question?
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How many do we have?
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- Have you done any illegal drugs in the last month?
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- No.
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- How 'bout the last three months?
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Answer truth,
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yes you have - Yes.
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- Yes, okay.
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- He is telling the truth.
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(bell dings)
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- Do you see why you're not a good influence on me
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and why I fuck up all the time?
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- Well I'm trying to show you.
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- How to fuck up?
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- What not to do.
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(Host laughs)
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- Okay, okay, solid.
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Next one, have you ever done butt stuff?
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- Yes,
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who hasn't?
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- He is telling the truth.
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(bell dings)
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- This man does like butt stuff.
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- What kind of butt stuff have you done and with who?
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- Well she's not gonna like it.
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- So you're saying with mom?
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- Well, I wasn't gonna say that, you shouldn't say it.
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- (laughs) okay.
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- [Host] You know what that means?
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- I win the monies.
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- [Host] You win $200.
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(claps)
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- I won the money.
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- We split the money.
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We split the money. - No that's not true.
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(bell dings)
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- Did you already win the money?
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- Yeah.
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- [Host] She tells the truth for all these questions
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she earns another 200 dollars.
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- What?
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- [Host] Do you believe her that she can
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tell the truth?
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- Yes.
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(laughs)
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- [Host] Let's begin.
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- Have you sexted anyone in the last month?
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Well it's yes if you have to think.
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- No, no, no I gotta.
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- If I went longer, would you say yes?
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- Yes.
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- You know that goes everywhere.
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- She is telling the truth.
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(bell dings)
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- Why don't you send nude pics?
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- I send them to your mom all the time.
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If she says she has to go to the bathroom,
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she's not. - [Madison] Next question.
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- That's not what she's doing.
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- Next question.
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- Do you shave your pubes?
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(laughs)
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- [Madison] Yes.
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- [Craig] A lot of people trim.
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- No, it's like a babies, like a baby.
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- Oh no.
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Well don't say baby.
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(imitates baby)
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Stop it.
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That's disgusting.
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- She uh, is telling the truth.
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(bell dings)
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(laughs)
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- Do you got a, you got a little bush going on?
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- Trim.
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- [Madison] Trim, you trim them?
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- Trim, I don't go to babies butt.
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No.
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- [Madison] Okay.
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- Trim.
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- All right what is that, next question?
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(laughs)
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- Have you ever stolen from me?
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- Yes, of course.
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- Well.
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(laughs)
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This is one you could try to fool the thing.
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- No I'm not going to,
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'cause I want that money. - Fool yourself.
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And then fool it.
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- She is telling the truth.
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(bell dings)
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- About how much?
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- I don't know.
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- Over 5000?
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- Yeah.
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- Why am I smiling?
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(laughs)
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That's not fucking funny.
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- [Host] You just won another 200 dollars.
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(bell dings)
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- Woo we win the money.
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I win the money.
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- [Host] If you don't want the Fess Up fun to stop,
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we have one final round.
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(bell dings)
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And if you tell the truth on one final question
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Madison has the chance to double her money.
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- I'll take you to the casino if I win this money.
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- Yes we will do it.
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- I will take these
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and I will replace it.
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Herb let me know when you're ready.
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- Oh no.
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Have you ever had sex at work?
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Which is my office.
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- Yeah.
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(laughs)
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- Oral sex counts.
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- No, no, no.
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I've done some touching.
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- What type of touching was going on
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at work, at my office?
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- Some butt touching.
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- Butt touching?
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- Yeah.
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- [Host] Craig do you think she's telling the truth?
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- I think she's telling the truth.
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- Yeah, I haven't, I haven't.
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- She is telling the truth.
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(bell dings)
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(clapping)
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- Thank you.
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(laughs)
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- Have you had sex at the dealership?
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- Yes.
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- Where?
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- The couch.
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- What?
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- Desk, kitchen, the boom boom room.
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- Right that's enough.
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- In a camper, that was on the back lot.
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Your mum is a freak.
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(laughs)
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But I own it.
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I can do it.
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- There's the difference, there's the difference.
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- Yeah, I can do it anywhere.
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- Hey guys, it's Claire.
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Thanks.