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>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?
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>> I'M DOIN' GREAT, THANKS SO
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MUCH FOR HAVING ME.
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>> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING,
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GREAT TO HAVE YOU HIRE.
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Y
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YOU WEREN'T A POLITICIAN, NOW
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YOU ARE A POLITICIAN.
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>> DON'T SAY THAT.
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>> Jimmy: LIKE IF YOU WERE TO DO
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MAGIC, YOU'D BE A MAGICIAN,
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RIGHT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: SO WHAT DID YOUR WIFE
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SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HER, DARLING,
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I, I KNOW I'M SUCCESSFUL IN
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BUSINESS, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO
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RUN FOR PRESIDENT?
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>> PRESIDENT OF WHAT?
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>> Jimmy: SHE SAID THAT?
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>> YEAH, IT TOOK A FEW MONTHS
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FOR HER TO REALIZE I WAS
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SERIOUS.
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>> Jimmy: SHE THOUGHT WERE YOU
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JOKING?
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OR SHE JUST THOUGHT --
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>> SHE THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING
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THAT MIGHT PASS, SHALL WE SAY.
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>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
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I SEE.
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AND IS SHE TOTALLY ON BOARD NOW?
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>> OH, NOW SHE'S ON BOARD.
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NOW THAT I'M AT FIFTH IN THE
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POLLS.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> Jimmy: DOES IT, DO YOU FEEL
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LIKE IT MAKES YOU EVEN MORE
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SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE TO HER?
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>> WOW, IT WAS AN AWFULLY HIGH
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BAR TO BEGIN WITH.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: WHY DID RIGHT FOR
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PRESIDENT?
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WHY NOT START WITH
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REPRESENTATIVE OR SENATOR OR
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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>> I SPENT SEVEN YEARS RUNNING
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AN ORGANIZATION THAT HELPED
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CREATE THOUSANDS OF JOBS IN THE
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MIDWEST AND SOUTH, AND
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UNFORTUNATELY, I BELIEVE THESE
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TECHNOLOGICAL CHANGES ARE A LOT
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FASTER THAN WE HAVE TIME FOR.
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ROBOT TRUCKS MAY BE ON OUR
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HIGHWAYS IN FIVE TO TEN YEARS.
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SO IF I BIDED MY TIME AND TRIED
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TO CLIMB THE RANKS, IN MY VIEW,
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WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF
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TIME.
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>> Jimmy: YOUR FEAR IS THAT ALL
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THOSE TRUCKERS WILL BE OUT OF
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WORK BECAUSE WE'LL HAVE THESE
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ROBOT TRUCKS THAT DRIVE ON THEIR
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OWN.
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>> UPS JUST INVESTED, AND
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DRIVING A TRUCK IS THE MOST
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COMMON JOB IN 29 STATES.
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THERE ARE 3.5 MILLION TRUCKER.
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AND THE HOTELS AND DINERS RELY
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ON TRUCKERS GETTING OUT AND
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HAVING A
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HAVING A MEAL.
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>> Jimmy: IT MUST BE WIRED, ONE
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OF YOUR PRIMARY ISSUES IS
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SOMETHING SO SCARY BUT SOUNDS SO
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AWESOME, ROBOT TRUCKS, YOU KNOW?
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>> CERTAINLY, AS A KID, YOU'D
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BE, OOH, ROBOT TRUCKS.
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>> Jimmy: I'M STILL LIKE THAT.
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>> A LOT OF IT IS WE HAVE TO
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MAKE OURSELVES EXCITED ABOUT
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PROGRESS.
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AND RIGHT NOW, ROBOT TRUCKS
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COULD BE EXCITING FOR EVERYONE
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IF EVERYONE FELT LIKE WE
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PARTICIPATING IN THE GAINS OF
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THE 21st CENTURY ECONOMY INSTEAD
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OF BEING LEFT BEHIND.
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>> Jimmy: IS YOUR SOLUTION THAT
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WE DON'T HAVE ROBOT TRUCKS?
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>> I'M PRO INNOVATION, BUT WE
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NEED TO START SHARING THE
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BOUNTY.
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>> Jimmy: I THINK EVERY TEENAGER
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IS EXCITED ABOUT THAT $1,000 A
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MONTH.
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>> IF EVERY AMERICAN GOT OUR
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TINY FAIR SHARE OF EVERY AMAZON
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SALE, EVERY GOOGLE AD, WE COULD
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AFFORD $1,000 PER AMERICAN PER
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MONTH, WHICH WOULD HELP US ALL
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TRANSITION IN THE 21st CENTURY
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ECONOMY AND CREATE A NEW WAY
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FORWARD, NOT JUST FOR THE
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18-YEAR-OLDS BUT THE
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65-YEAR-OLDS STRUGGLING TO MAKE
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ENDS MEET AND RETIRE WITH
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DIGNITY.
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>> Jimmy: YOUR IDEA IS THAT
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THESE COMPANIES ARE MAKING MONEY
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USING OUR INFORMATION, SELLING
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OUR INFORMATION AND THAT WE
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SHOULD GET SOME OF THAT MONEY.
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>> OUR DATA IS NOW WORTH MORE
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THAN OIL, AND WE'RE NOT SEEING A
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DIME OF THAT.
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AMAZON IS A TRILLION DOLLAR TECH
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COMPANY THAT LITERALLY PAID ZERO
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IN TAXES.
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WE NEED TO GET THE AMERICAN
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PEOPLE OUR FAIR SHARE OF THE
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INCREDIBLE WEALTH THAT AMAZON
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AND THE OTHER TECH COMPANIES ARE
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GENERATING.
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>> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK HAVING A
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PAYMENT OF $1,000 A MONTH, THE
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FEAR FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE IS IT
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WILL DISINCENTIVIZE THEM TO
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WORK.
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>> THERE ARE TWO GROUPS SHOWN TO
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WORK LESS WHEN YOU GET KIND OF
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MONEY.
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NEW MOMS WHO SPEND MORE TIME
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WITH THEIR KIDS AND TEENAGERS
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WHO SPEND MORE TIME GRADUATING
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FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
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I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WILL BE
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UPSET ABOUT THOSE SITUATIONS.
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EVERYONE WORKS AT THE SAME LEVEL
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AND IN SOME CASES WORK MORE.
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>> Jimmy: AT WHAT AGE WOULD WE
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START GETTING THE THOUSAND
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DOLLARS A MONTH?
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>> WE'D ALL HAVE A FINANCIAL LIT
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R
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LITERACY CLASS.
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DO YOU THINK KIDS WILL START
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PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS IF
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THEY KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO GET
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THE MONEY?
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>> Jimmy: NO.
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>> ONE THING, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO
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TEACH ONE FINANCIAL LITERACY IF
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THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
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>> Jimmy: WILL DONALD TRUMP GET
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$1,000 A MONTH, TOO?
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>> IF HE SIGNS UP FOR IT.
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>> Jimmy: OH.
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HE'LL SIGN UP FOR IT.
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YEAH.
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>> HE DEFINITELY WILL, YOU'RE
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RIGHT.
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THE WAY WE FUND THIS IS THROUGH
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A VALUE-ADDED TAX THAT WOULD
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GENERATE MILLIONS, TENS OF
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MILLIONS FROM THE DONALD TRUMPS
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OF THE WORLD.
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IF WE'RE A TRYING TO SEND THEM
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$1,000 A MONTH TO REMIND THEM
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THEY'RE AN AMERICAN, IT'S A WIN
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FOR EVERYONE.
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>> Jimmy: DO YOU WORRY THAT JEFF
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SUC
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ZUCKER AND ELON MUSK WILL TARGET
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YOU?
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>> THEY KNOW IT'S BAD FOR
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EVERYONE IF PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THE
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21st CENTURY ECONOMY IS LEAVING
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THEM BEHIND.
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>> Jimmy: IS ELON MUSK AN
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AMERICAN?
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>> HE IS NOT, BUT I THINK --
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>> Jimmy: OKAY, OH, MY GOODNESS.
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>> BUT I THINK WE COULD ALL
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AGREE, HE'S SO COOL THAT HE'S
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AMERICAN IN SPIRIT.
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>> Jimmy: HE DOES HAVE AN
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AMERICAN WAY ABOUT HIM.
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>> YEAH, DOESN'T HE?
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>> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE WEARING
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YOUR PIN.
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YOUR SLOGAN IS MATH,
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>> YEAH, IT STANDS FOR "MAKE
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AMERICA THINK HARDER."
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IMMIGRANTS HAVE NEXT TO NOTHING
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TO DO WITH THE PROBLEMS
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AMERICANS ARE SPOOERNEXPERIENCI.
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>> Jimmy: IMMIGRANTS COME HERE
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BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WORK, THEY
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WANT A BETTER WAY OF LIFE.
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WHEREAS AMERICANS, WE WANT TO
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PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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>> I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
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>> Jimmy: I WOULD.
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>> AMERICANS ARE BY THE NUMBERS
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A VERY, VERY HARD-WORKING
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PEOPLE.
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WE'RE WORKING LONGER WORKWEEKS
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THAN MOST OF THE REST OF THE
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WORLD.
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE,
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ESPECIALLY THE AUSTRALIANS.
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THEY GET A LOT OF TIME OFF, AND
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I'M SICK OF IT.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM GET LESS
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TIME OFF AT THEIR JOBS.
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>> WE SHOULD HEAD IN THEIR
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DIRECTION.
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>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SHOULD
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MOVE ON FROM MATH.
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I HAVE A COUPLE OF THEM FOR YOU.
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"YANG IN THERE, BABY."
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I THINK THE WORD WOULD BE YANG
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IN THERE, BEING THE WHITE HOUSE,
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A
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AND BABY.
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EVERYBODY LIKES BABY.
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AND THIS ONE I REALLY LIKE.
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YANGIN' AND BANGIN'.
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>> I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING
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WITH THAT ONE, JIMMY.
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>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE MANY TIMES
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SAID YOU ARE AN ASIAN GUY GOOD
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AT MATH.
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I HAVE A MATH PROBLEM FOR YOU.
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ARE YOU READY?
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I WANT TO SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE
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AT MATH.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> Jimmy: IF DONALD TRUMP
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ORDERED 1500 CHEESEBURGERS FOR
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THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS, AND
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HE ATE 53 OF THOSE CHEESEBURGERS
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WHILE HE WAS WAITING FOR THE
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TEAM TO SHOW UP, HOW MANY
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CHEESEBURGERS WILL HE HAVE LEFT
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FOR BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING?
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>> 1,447.
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY
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CORRECT.
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>> OH, MY GOSH!
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>> Jimmy: UNLESS THE TEAM EATS
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ANY, THEN, THAT'S A VARIABLE.
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IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
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I THINK YOU HAVE SOME VERY
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INTERESTING IDEAS.
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I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE
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PRESIDENT, BUT MAYBE, I MINEAN,O
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OFFENSE.
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I DIDN'T THINK DONALD TRUMP WAS
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GOING TO BE PRESIDENT EITHER.
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>> MY ODDS GET BETTER EVERY
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SINGLE DAY.
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>> Jimmy: THEY DO.
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>> AND WHILE I'M HERE, I WANT