I NEED TO SAVE SVEN.

スヴェンを救わなければならない！

HOW DO I SAVE SVEN?!

どうやって救えばいいんだ

HOWDOIDOIT?!?!?!

どうすればいい？！？！？！

*Satanic screaming*

*悪魔の叫び*

(Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hahaha

You be quiet.

ちょっと黙ってろ

You're disgusting.

お前にはうんざりだ

I wish it was you down there and not him.

落ちたのがスヴェンじゃなくてお前だったら良かったのに

God

はぁ・・・

Ok we need dirt.

よし、土がいるな

We need alotta dirt.

大量の土が必要だ

LOTTA DERT

大量の土だ

We gotta ha-

あれだ、

build a tunnel

トンネルを作ろう

I DONT HAVE ALOTTA DIRT GODDAMNIT!

ああクソ全然土ないじゃん

*moan*

*うめき声*

Why do I not have dirt?

何で土ないんだよ！

We will care... We will dig

仕方ない掘ろう

We will dig

掘ります

I'm going to need underwater breathing

海の中で呼吸しなきゃだめだな、あぁ神よ・・・

oh god, Sven is there right now!

スヴェンはそこにいるんだ！

He must be so scared (Have you ever been stuck in water?)

きっと怖いだろうなぁ・・・（海中の洞窟で出られなくなったことあんのか？）

Okay, Okay, Okay

よし、よし、よし

I be meaning to do this for a long time

長らくまったアレをするしかないな

*click clack click clack click clack*

＊カチカチカチカチカチ＊

How do I make an enchantment table so I can breathe underwater?

どうやってエンチャントテーブル作って水中で呼吸できるようにするんだ？

Everyone's been saying it for three years

みんな言ってたな

I need a book and diamonds

本とダイアモンドがいるんだ

Oh god you know what, it doesn't care

分かるだろ、もう気にしないぞ

I'll waste all my inventory if it means saving Sven

スヴェンを助けられるならアイテム全部使ってやるんだ

Ok and we need uhhh a book

それで、えー、本か

okay, okay, okay

早く早く早く早く、バッ！

okay, okay gamers (GAMINGWEEEEK)

do do do do do, BUH!

Any second wasted here, is a second wasted

For Sven, the poor son of a.....

There it is, we have an enchantment table. What do I do with it?

I know I'm supposed to place it next to bookshelves

I DON'T HAVE ANY BOOKSHELVES

WHERE DO I PLACE IT?

let's put it here, let's put it here

WOAH that's cool

okay don't get distracted. How does it work?

that's the letharan teetis (what?) that I've been using for fricken dye, dude

are you kidding me?

what is this then? do I put a book there?

*gasps*

projectile protection?

no! I NEED UNDERWATER BREATHING

sharpness, protection, sharpness

NO! Give me! AHHH!

Feather falling

Efficiency

Smite!

THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!

Okay maybe I have some gear, maybe I have some gear

enchantment, projectile, curse of vanishing

What is this?!

We're losing time GODAMMIT!

Look I have a name tag and I was gonna name him and I never gave him his name tag

*Frantic noise*

project, uhhh, blast protection, fire

WHERE'S THE STUPID RESPIRATION HELMET?

we're just gonna dig

Joergen, I need you

We have to save him

Dig like the wind Joergen! (Like the wind?)

SHUUUT UUUPPPPPPP!

SHUUUUUT UUUUUPPPP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT FILTHY COWIE POOPIES

FASTER JOERGEN FASTER

WE NEED DIRT

LOT'S OF DIRT

You think that's dirt that you're digging right now?

oh zombies is not... I'm not going to sleep

I'm not going... AHHH JIBLET

GOD

*mumbles*

I'M DIGGING HERE

IS THERE NO WAY THAT YOU CAN DIG FASTER?

Joergen. oh my god this is faster without Joergen

get STOP RUNNING

dig, dig, dig, dig, dig *noises*

oh god okay I never wanted to do this

but I'm desperate goddammit

they could drop a helmet

that I can put on my face

and then I can breathe underwater

I'M SO SORRY TURTLE

I'M SO... OH GOD IT'S LOOKING AT ME I CAN'T DO IT

I can't do it

Sven would never want me to kill to save him

dig, dig dig

How much dirt do I need?

Is this enough?

oh god

SWIM

oh god it's so far away

I'm coming Sven

I'm coming to save... ow

oh god it's happening here too. What is this?

I'm getting sucked dude ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

stupid sucking almost ruined my life

Can dogs climb ladders? (Not usually)

Can I rope him up maybe?

Okay here we are gamers

Okay dirt, dirt

first let's make sure he's ok

gawd how did he get here?

how did this happen? (You rowed him out to see you dummy thicc)

Sven! Sven!

ohhh he doesn't even look at me

I'm so sorry Sven

I'm so sorry :-(

okay

okay, don't worry, don't worry, we're going to get you out of here

oh gawd ohhh

ok alright *noises*

oh god it's leaking Sven!

It's leaking Sven! I'm Panicking!

Ok alright oh god okay alright

oh god STUPID GRAVEL I HATE YOU YOU RUIN MY LIFE GRAVEL (seriously terrible)

Gotta be careful

If I die, Sven dies

How? How am I gonna do this?

they put a rocket in space gawdammit you can do this felix

oh god not now!

have another scooby snack (scooby-dooby-dooo!)

It's not going great. I'm not gonna lie, it's not going great

hold on Sven!

I'm just gonna go up one second

I meant it when I said it...

If anything happens to Sven, this playthrough is over! (Don't die Sven!)

BIGTIME

okay, okay, okay

the PLAN

You know what

I'm not even gonna waste time telling you :-(

'cause I need to get him out gosh harbit

Ride like the wind Joergen!

WE'RE COMING SVEN!

I don't have a spare lead for you

So we're going to have to use the good ol' hold technique

STAY THERE I BE RIGHT BACK

DUUUUUHHHHH

AH

he better be still in there

Where's Elon Musk when you need him?

I need his submarine!

Where's your submarine Elon?

OH GAWD NOT AGAIN I HATE THIS STUPID THING

Look the fishes have come to help.

They're here for moral support

thank you fishes (very cool!)

I'm trying my best here!

Okay so the idea is a little little little crazy

Okay alright

alright, you're okay, you're okay

oh gawd

alright

oh my god *happy noise*

I'm gonna need you to swim

ahwehf okay, alright

uhhhh

alright plan 'B', here

OH IT WORKS

Here we go

here we go

STAY RIGHT BEHIND ME

oh god this current. OH!

he can do it!

HE CAN DO IT!

he can do it!

come here!

YES

YES! WE'RE DOING IT!

THE FISHES ARE HELPING!

SWIM SVEN! SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM

SWIM SWIM SWIM

SWIM SWIM SWIM

HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY

*EXCITED GASP*

Yeah! *HAPPY SQUEALS*

WE DID IT!

WE DID IT!

YEAHAHAHAESS

*SIGH OF RELIEF*

I'm so happy!

get up on the platform!

get up on the platform!

There's plenty of space! (x2)

Get up on the platform!

I was so scared Sven!

Get oop ahn the platform plzzzz

hallo!

alright, now we got 'em double safety

You ain't going nowhere

I got you now safe, and sound!

hey hey hey hey

oh god oh gawd

*noises*

Don't go anywhere!

We're returning home!

oh my god I'm so happy!

AAAAHHH NO NO NO NO NO

someone needs to mark that, that's terrible!

I know Sven, it's all over.

We did it!

Minecraft series, will continue! (Thank gawd!)

This whole show rests on your shoulders Sven

You can get out of the boat now

Alright, I'm putting you on a leash

Come here

Joergen you stayed!!

Joergen look who's here!

I know, it's Sven!

Okay, alright gamers

We're heading back home, it's getting dark. (It's already dark. (It's already dark, Felix)

Oh god, crippers

Did I lose my leash again?

why did I lose it?

There it is

oh, Sven!

DON'T HURT MY FRIEND!

Get away from Sven!

Are you just gonna sit there?

oh god- It's fine I get it, you've been busy

AHHH THEY GOT ARMOR AHHHH

Sven hurry!

Hurry we gotta make it back home!

OH GAWD IT'S GONNA BLOW UP

blow then!

*Swedish noises*

oh gawd

oh gawd

get, eat, sven stay stay

stay stay stay stay stay

oh NO

*sad music*

Sven?

AH oh thank god

oh I thought the bone was Sven!

*panting*

look, his tail is down, that means he's hurt!

We're going to have to get Joergen later!

Oh wait, he eats bones and stuff

we gotta get his health back

eat the bone

oh god he doesn't want to eat

Joergen, Please.

cooperation

I. THINK. NOT.

THOT

Ok it's safe, come

*kissy sound*

my child

eat somethign

*gasps* okay his tail is fine

come here Sven

ONLY I CAN KILL MY COWS

AHH