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-I want to do....since the name of the album is "Romance,"
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maybe a little romance rapid-fire questions.
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Is that okay? -Oh, okay.
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-So don't think too much. -Okay.
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-Just whoosh, whoosh. Just tell me --
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Yeah, here we go. Ready? -Okay.
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Question one, what's your favorite love song of all time
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-Ooh, only one. -There's no judgment,
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no judgment. -Alright, okay.
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Well, I would say -- it changes,
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but right now, I don't know if you know this song.
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You have to listen to it.
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It's called "Heart's on Fire" by Passenger.
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Does anybody know this song? -I know Passenger.
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-You should li-- Thank you for the one clap
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that's the person that knows this song.
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-That is Passenger. That is Passenger. He's here
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-Passenger! Such a fan of your work.
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-I know Passenger, yeah. I love that other song.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -But "Heart's on Fire"?
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-You've got to tell me yours too.
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-Oh, mine -- theme from "SpongeBob."
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-Oh, nice. [ Laughter ]
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-What is the cheesiest pickup line anyone's
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ever tried on you? -Ooh, cheesiest?
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Okay, this is a real thing that a guy said to me once
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This guy texted me. He was like --
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he was like -- what did he say?
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He was like, "You're like my coffee, brown and hot."
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[ Laughter ] And I was like --
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-What are you supposed to say to that?
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-I didn't. -You're like -- yeah.
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-I was like, no, nope, fine.
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-Yeah, you're like, "Venti or grande?"
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Yeah, you're like, "I don't know what to do.
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Are we doing coffee things I can't do this for that long.
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-It was weird. And I actuall did text him back.
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I just said, "ha ha ha." [ Light laughter ]
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-That's very nice. All right, here we go.
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Describe your worst date ever.
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-My worst date ever? Hmm.
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Um, oh, yeah, okay.
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So when I was younger, I liked this guy.
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And he knew -- like, I had told him
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that I didn't like scary movies.
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Like, he knew that I just, like,
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I genuinely didn't like scary movies.
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Like, I would see them and I would, like, have nightmares
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And I just -- -Me too.
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-Yeah. -I still do.
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-Do you like them now? -No.
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-I kind of, like, with the right person, like,
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you know, you can cuddle u and it can be kind of funny.
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-Sure. -But, like, at the time,
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I was like -- I don't know -I can't even watch "Dateline.
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I have nightmares for weeks. -Me too! Me too.
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-Awful. -And so, anyway --
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and so this guy just, like invited me to the movie theate
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and was like -- he wouldn't tell me what movie we were gonna see.
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And then I show up and we se "Ouija" board.
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And I was like, "what?"
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-Oh, I don't even like -- the name scares me.
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-It was terrifying. -And it's still in your head
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It stuck in your head. -He thought it was gonna be cute
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and that you know, I was gonna like, you know --
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-Yeah, hold his hand. -Cuddle up and, like, whatever
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And I was just, like -- uhh! -Yeah, frightening.
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No, no, no. All right, good.
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Now, last question.
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Have you ever had a profil on a dating app?
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-Um, actually I haven't.
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-Be honest. -I haven't. Have you?
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-No, are you kidding? I'm old. I'm 45.
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[ Laughter ]
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There was no Internet when I was dating.
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-Just you and your wife textin each other through apps.
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-No, we had like sun dials we'd move around.
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[ Laughter ]
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Internet? Please. -The good old days.
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-You never thought about it? Like, "Maybe I'll try one"
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-Um, I actually -- I don't know. I didn't --
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I feel like I just --
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I prefer to meet someone kind of the old fashioned way.
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-In person? -I know that's like a cliché
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thing to say but -- -Yeah.
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-Yeah, no, I never did it.
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-That's so cool. -I think maybe three more months
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and I would have done it, 'cause I was single forever.
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-Oh, really? -Yeah.
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-You were almost there and you're like,
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"Okay, I'm not doing it." -Yeah, three more months