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  • (feet clopping)

  • (whooshing)

  • - Hello. - Hello.

  • - Hi.

  • - Hello.

  • - Hello, Uncle.

  • - Lilly, did you say hello to Uncle?

  • - I literally just did.

  • - Lilly never say hello to me.

  • - Hi Uncle, (speaking in foreign language).

  • - How are you?

  • - Everybody good?

  • - Good, good, everything good, how are kids?

  • - I'm their kid.

  • - Oh, they're good, everybody good, Lilly good.

  • - You could just ask me.

  • - Lilly, what grade you are now, huh?

  • - I'm 31 years old.

  • - Lilly, did you say hello to Auntie?

  • - Oh my god.

  • Five, four, three, two--

  • - So Lilly, any plan to get married, huh?

  • - Nope, not at all.

  • (clearing throat) - We know so many nice boys.

  • - I'm not interested, thank you.

  • - Ricky, Bobby, Raja, Dipu, Juggie.

  • - Okay, all right, are we all gonna do this thing,

  • where we all pretend I'm not bi--

  • - Polar!

  • Polar, oh yes, Lilly is bipolar.

  • - What? - Huh?

  • - Oh, very sad, very sad,

  • that's why she always cold all the time.

  • - Because she have a two, a two polar bears.

  • - Really?

  • - Bipolar bears.

  • - I heard of this before.

  • - Wow.

  • - Yes, anyways, okay, I have one idea,

  • you know, today is a thanksgiving day, very nice holiday.

  • - Oh, that's right, very good history today, you know.

  • Today day, pilgrims was born.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Good, yes, good, happy birthday.

  • - Good, so thankful.

  • - Huh, just really, really nice,

  • so I thought maybe we can go around table like this

  • and talk about what we thankful for, huh?

  • - Do we have to?

  • I mean, I'm pretty hungry.

  • - Hmm, why do people always doing crazy things like this?

  • You know, talking at dinner table, therapy,

  • why can't we go?

  • - Okay, okay, I go first, okay?

  • I am very thankful for family, and good food.

  • - I am very thankful for my health.

  • You know?

  • Old is gold, but I am platinum, huh?

  • - Huh, that's right!

  • - What does that even mean?

  • - That's my brother, he knows.

  • - That's right, that's my brother.

  • Haha, okay good, good.

  • I am very thankful.

  • (slow music)

  • - I don't think he got the instructions.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Okay, very nice, thank you.

  • Aunt Digee?

  • - No, I am very thankful for my sons.

  • Yes, there's Ricky, Bobby, Raja, Dipu, Juggie,

  • I'm just sayin'.

  • - I'm thankful for my job.

  • I really love what I do.

  • - Good, very nice, okay, let's eat, huh?

  • - Cool.

  • Awesome, that actually went way better

  • than I thought it would.

  • - Actually, I have one more.

  • Today I am very thankful for my kids,

  • because they actually make time for family.

  • Usually they too busy doing other things,

  • you know, more important things, but that's good,

  • thank you so much.

  • Okay, let's eat.

  • - No, no, wait, wait, I also have one more.

  • I'm so thankful for my friends,

  • they're just so understanding when it comes to my job,

  • and not everyone is that way.

  • - I am very thankful you not serving alcohol today.

  • You know, we all know my husband, he can't handle.

  • - You know, I'm really thankful for my wife.

  • Then I always have reason to drink, huh?

  • - I am very thankful that my wife vacuum.

  • - Aww, thank you.

  • - Because then I can't hear her nagging, you know?

  • Haha, she talk, you know, it goes.

  • - Haha, okay.

  • I am very thankful for Netflix,

  • because something need to excite me in bed.

  • - Okay, maybe I should also watch reality TV, huh?

  • The closest I ever come to having real house wife.

  • - I'm so thankful that my parents

  • are referencing their bedroom life at the dinner table.

  • - Somebody need to get some action in this family,

  • huh Lilly?

  • - Oh yeah, well I'm thankful my parents

  • didn't let me talk to boys until I was 25.

  • It's been great for my development.

  • - But I'm thankful you cooking dinner today,

  • that way it will taste good for once.

  • - No, well I'm very thankful

  • that your brother like my cooking.

  • - Huh?

  • Okay, thank you.

  • - You know what I am thankful for?

  • I am very thankful that nobody helped me cook today.

  • Huh? No, no, no, it's very good reminder

  • that you have to be independent.

  • - You never let me help.

  • - No, no, that's okay.

  • You know, I always wanted to manage hotel.

  • - I am so thankful that my eldest daughter made it,

  • and she had grandchildren, you know?

  • I love her.

  • - I'm so thankful for Uncle Phil.

  • He was the best father figure I ever had.

  • - Mmm, the only fresh prints

  • that was ever in your life, huh?

  • - My son, Bobby, very fresh prints.

  • - (sighing) I'm thankful this thanksgiving dinner

  • is only once a year.

  • - Okay, you Canadian.

  • Your thanksgiving was in October, okay,

  • your videos don't even make sense, dumbhead.

  • - I didn't have time then.

  • - You never had time, okay?

  • - This is why everybody hate you.

  • - Stop!

  • Can we just have one nice dinner

  • where we aren't taking jabs at each other?

  • I mean, today's thanksgiving.

  • It's supposed to be about being grateful.

  • - She right.

  • - In fact, every day should be about being grateful.

  • - Proud of you, hun.

  • - I mean, I don't get to see you guys that often.

  • - That's true.

  • - So when we are together, I wanna make the best of it.

  • I don't even know if you guys are gonna be around forever,

  • and so I don't wanna look back and regret

  • wasting any time I had with you.

  • I love you.

  • All of you.

  • - I love you too.

  • - Good girl.

  • - You hear that, Mungeen?

  • Lilly already thinking about us dying.

  • (bang)

  • - Thank you so much for watching this video,

  • huge shout outs to Verizon for partnering with me,

  • yo, me, Verizon, Macy's, MBC are bringing you the

  • Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

  • like you've never seen before.

  • It is a 360 stream hosted by myself, and Terry Crews,

  • Thursday, thanksgiving morning, 8:30am, Eastern,

  • on Verizon's YouTube channel.

  • There's gonna be celebrity holograms,

  • augmented reality, it's gonna be lit!

  • Don't miss it!

(feet clopping)

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受動的な攻撃的な感謝祭ディナー (Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Dinner)

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    Mandy Tai に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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