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  • (upbeat music)

  • (violin music)

  • - Coming through.

  • - Ooh, that looks amazing.

  • - Yeah, can't wait to dig in.

  • - I was thinking before we start,

  • I was hoping that we could all go around the table

  • and say what we're thankful for this Thanksgiving.

  • - Oh, fun!

  • (bleep)

  • (groaning)

  • (screaming)

  • - Family, just say family.

  • Family.

  • - Great idea.

  • - Thank you David, would you like to start?

  • - Crap, crap, crap.

  • Why didn't he start?

  • My pleasure.

  • - [Lily] Oh, now I'm second?

  • - [Ryan] I love Thanksgiving.

  • - This year, I'm thankful for my friends

  • and my supportive girlfriend, Lily, who I love.

  • - [Lily] Really?

  • Guess we aren't breaking up after the holidays.

  • - All the opportunities that I've had to travel

  • and do work that I'm really passionate about.

  • Oh, and this great bounty of food in front of us.

  • - That.

  • (Beep)

  • Took all of them.

  • Wow, lot to be grateful for.

  • - [Katie] Family, family, family, family,

  • family, family, family, family, family.

  • - Oh and how could I forget, I'm thankful for my family.

  • (Beeping)

  • - You David, I'll rip your.

  • (Beep)

  • Off and I'll feed it to birds.

  • - [Ryan] This is going so well.

  • - [Grant] My year sucked.

  • - Great, Lily.

  • - [Katie] Okay, you know what, I'll say my health.

  • Health, health, health, health, health, health.

  • - I am grateful for this community that we formed together

  • and my health, both mental and physical.

  • Pulled that out of my.

  • (Beep)

  • - [Katie] Ah, I'll punch you.

  • I'll sucker punch you right in the.

  • (Beep)

  • In the eyeballs.

  • - [David And Lily] - Wait.

  • - And my wonderful boyfriend David who I love so much.

  • - I hope that didn't make him feel bad.

  • - [David] That made me feel very bad.

  • - Katie.

  • - Don't say my health and my family.

  • - [Lily] Unoriginal.

  • - [David] Copycat.

  • - Simple and sweet, I love it.

  • Grant.

  • - All ready?

  • Okay keep it positive.

  • Don't be depressing.

  • As you all know this was a very difficult year for me.

  • Marcus dumped me.

  • I had to move back in with my parents

  • and my guinea pig, Buttercup,

  • committed suicide by jumping out the window.

  • Crap, why did I bring up Buttercup?

  • Okay, I can still turn this ship around.

  • I got this.

  • On the upside,

  • the swelling in my right testicle has gone down.

  • Well not gone down, but it's not getting any worse.

  • Stop talking about your testicles.

  • So I guess I'd have to say, this Thanksgiving,

  • that I'm thankful that my mother is a urologist

  • so she can give me free medical assessments.

  • - I'm so sorry to hear about Buttercup.

  • Anything I say will sound good after this idiot.

  • - Well hey, you'll get 'em next year Grant, huh.

  • Adam.

  • - This year I am so thankful for all of you.

  • I don't know where I'd be without my friends

  • and I love you guys.

  • - [Everyone] Ah.

  • - [Lily] Corny.

  • (beep)

  • - [Ryan] This night's the best.

  • - Ryan?

  • What are you thankful for?

  • - Oh.

  • Oh, damn, forgot I had to go.

  • I have to follow that hogwash.

  • (Beep)

  • This.

  • (Beep)

  • Making people list some.

  • Just to say what they're thankful.

  • I don't care, I don't care what anyone here's thankful for.

  • - Ryan?

  • (static)

  • - Ryan?

  • (static radio sounding)

  • - The bus.

  • - Did he say the bus?

  • - Wow, I feel like we all tried a little harder than that..

  • - Yes.

  • - Let's dig in everybody.

  • - [Lilly] Yes.

  • - Yes.

  • - [Blue Shirt Guy] Ooh, yummy, give me those weenies.

  • Thank you, thank you.

  • - Hey it's Lily.

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  • - There are no stupid questions.

  • - Are you my freakin' dad?

  • (laughing)

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  • Did you do the math from earlier?

  • And if you did, can you tell me how much it was,

  • 'cause I'm bad with numbers.

  • Five, five times one.

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感謝祭でみんなが実際に考えていること (What Everyone's Actually Thinking at Thanksgiving)

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    bellaforlove11 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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