字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Okay, I'm gonna give you a clue-- - Postman Pat's Christmas Special. (Emilia makes the Toolman grunt) That is the right person, right? - Scooby-Doo. - No! Did you not grow up in my generation! ♪ Decorating the big pine tree. ♪ ♪ Down in the den. ♪ ♪ Glory hallelujah! ♪ ♪ Christmas is here again. ♪ - "Is the movie corny? Often. Is it moving in the most basic, mor"- I can't do it, "in the most basic moral way? Every year we watch it." - Every year we watch it... - What movie? - Uh, Love Actually? (buzzer) - No. - Oh, I mean, that's the obvious choice. - That's it guys, that's gonna be his answer to every single question. (laughs) Classic, classic moral tale. - Oh, The Snowman. (buzzer) - No. - For God's sake! (laughing) - That's an old one-- - The Snowman? - No one's ever watched The Snowman! - You are learning what this man watches right here. It's got "It's" at the start of the name of the- the name of the movie begins with 'It's'-- - It's A Wonderful Christmas. It's A Wonderful Life! (laughs) - I am so glad that's on camera! You are terrible. Okay go on-- - What is it? - I'm going to screw up this next bit, "It's a Wonderful Life", yes! - Oh my God, got it. - Oh, youth is wasted on the wrong people! - "Rent it on Christmas Eve and give that 'Wonderful Life' shit a rest for one year." - Oh, Bad Santa? (buzzer) - No. - Um... - Uh, you're terrible at this game. - I'm not, I'm better than you. "Die Hard"? It's right, isn't it? Is it right? - Moving on. - Hey! In your face! - Damn it, you looked. - Yippee ki yay, mother fucker. - One of the Toolman's best forays into film. Toolman, okay, I'm going to give you a clue. - "Postman Pat's Christmas Special" (Emilia makes the Toolman grunt) That is the right person right? - Scooby-Doo. - No! Did you not grow up in my generation! The TV show that begins with, (Emilia makes the Toolman grunt) - Wha? - Scooby-doo! - And he had a really cute son, he had like 4 sons and there's the neighbor with the fence and he's like "oh hey, how's it going"-- - Oh, yeah, "Home Improvement". - Yeah, exactly, so who's the lead actor in that? - Uh, Tim... - He did a Christmas Movie. - Tim guy, Tim Curr, no don't, yup, Tim dude. - He did a Christmas movie, what is it called? - Oh My God, I do know this one. I don't know the name though. - Uh oh! - Well what is Father Christmas often known as? What's he called? - Claus, Santa Claus. - Yeah, so put 'the' in front of that. - "The Santa Clause". - Well done! - Hey! - Look, I am lactose intolerant and I am just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney with me. - "Jolly yuletide cheer with some cruel prank calls, "sexual tension and soriety girl slayings." Am I saying that right? - Yeah. - Soriety? - Um, soriety. - Soriety. - There you go, that makes more sense in a non-English accent, doesn't it. - Yeah, in England. - I'm from the sorority, I have a soror-- - (both) Sorority! (laugh) - We got there. - You Americans. - So English. - Sorority girl. I always wanted to be a sorority girl. - When you say it in that accent, now I know. - Yeah, now it makes sense. - Okay, okay, okay. - [Interviewer] This is a horror film. - This is a horror film? - Hey, I didn't get any guesses! - Thank you. My girl's got me, she's on my side. - It was made in 1974. - It's a horror film? - Yup. - And it's a color of the spectrum, color spectrum. - "Black Christmas"? - Oh my God, there you go. - Hey hey! - Good job. (screaming) - So it's just obviously that, "Compared to part 2 it's real close to 'Citizen Kane'. I can't speak. Scott Weinberg, E Film Critic - There's only one Christmas movie-- - Oh come, on. - Where the second-- - The most-- - The second movie is worse than the first and that's "Home Alone". - That's the only movie you can think of where the second one is worse? - Yup. - The only one? - Yup. Am I right? - You're right, you're right. - Yay! - Well done, well done, we got him there guys, we got him there. - I might have looked at that earlier. (laughing) - Oh my God! - How am I going to get this out, yeah, I need some help. - Brilliant. (laughing) - "The cheesiest thing I've witnessed since Lara Croft rode a shark to the surface of the Mediterranean (in a good way!)." - Love Actually? (buzzer) - Nope. One of the lines, you'll get it if I say the line "Smiling is my favorite" and if you don't-- - "Elf". - Oh my gosh, thank the Lord. - You sit on a throne of lies. - "The first Christmas black comedy for children." Oh, hold on-- - Home Alone? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wasn't that? - Well did we, yeah, but it's different reviews of the same thing. We just glossed over the fact that I got that immediately. - Oh yeah, sorry. (laughing) - So I'm... - It was more impressive-- - excellent. - when I did it. - Very good. - But it was definitely more impressive when I-- - Well it's just dull now-- - Because it was on your mind-- - How fucking great I am at this. - It was on your mind, and obviously, it sparked something. - 65% on Rotten Tomatoes, "Home Alone". - Outrageous. - You need to change that up - So if ours gets like, two-- Can everybody go back this Christmas-- - And becomes a Christmas classic-- - And put some more votes on "Home Alone" please. - Yeah, no, it's a good idea. - Certified fresh. It has to be. - Yeah, I mean "Home Alone 2" I get it, but "Home Alone" 1, come on. - Classic. - With the iron? (clanging and banging) (screaming) - That's my favorite bit, it's me and my brother's favorite bit. - The hot, the hot thing. (sizzle noise) Ahh! (blowing) (yelling) - That's that. - Amazing! - Good job. - We smashed it. (theme song begins) - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, bye. Watch our movie!